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Who do you want to call most when you are drunk?
When I got home, it became a big ink mark. After all, I am not with my husband. When he was in the army, he had a reason to vent. I can tell him the next day that I forgot what happened last night. I really forgot. Did I scold you? Did I say you? what did i say? Actually, what I want to say is, don't give me too much to drink. I know everything just to tell you.
I don't drink now. If I drink too much, I want to call my mother.
I want to tell her, mom, I'm sorry I didn't know what to do and worried you. If I had my present mind at that age, I would never make you angry. I will always be by your side, I will not run around, I will only stay at home with you, I will study hard, and I will love you well.
I want to tell her, mom, I'm sorry. Now I miss you. I have too much helplessness to go home with you. I cook for everyone, but I never cook for you. I love you. I am patient with everyone, but my temper has always been addressed to you. I will love you more after my mother leaves.
I want to drink too much. I want to tell her all my psychological words. I want to say I love you very much. I owe my parents too much these years. I used to be ignorant. If I want to confess today, it's a pity that it's just my idea and I can't say it in front of my parents.
So I want to drink too much. I want to say everything I've been holding in my heart for years. Mom, dad, I love you.
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