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The first blind date sent a circle of friends funny. Tell me about the interesting copy sent by the blind date.

1. The first blind date, I couldn't find the topic for five minutes. Girls may be afraid that I am embarrassed to play with my mobile phone. What should I talk about? Wait online ... treat everyone to candy when you're done.

2. To commemorate my first blind date in my life.

3. Go on a blind date in winter, and the blind date man mentioned it. As a result, I blew at the subway entrance for ten minutes, but I didn't see anyone. At this time, a short chubby little round came out of a nearby convenience store and said to me, "I have been observing you in the store for a while, and I think you are all right."

The so-called Chinese New Year is that parents force blind date.

There is no blind date, but my mother actually told me that I undermined national security and affected social harmony. I'm depressed.

6. The blind date unilaterally announced that she was his wife at the first meeting.

7. Once you have a blind date, you will never dare to go again. Let's chat on a blind date. Finally, the other party handed me a business card and said that it doesn't matter if you don't think it's appropriate. I work in insurance and need it.

8. "If blind dates are too frequent, the rich will also become poor." -a man who has repeatedly lost and fought, but has to pay the bill.

9. "When we are on the road of blind date, we must be high-spirited and high-spirited." -the confession of a professional blind date.

10. "If the other person is still talking about work when dating, you can tell him that you can work with him for life." -a blind date said.

1 1. From acquaintance to love. Today is a whole hundred days. 520. Well, today is a good day to break up.

12. Dad is not a parent-child program, but a blind date program. Dad took his children to book a young marriage. The biggest matchmaker is what they call the village head.

13. I am willing to win a person's heart, so that I can avoid old blind dates.

14. I don't know exactly what the first blind date is, and I have no idea. I am too serious and stiff to pay attention to every detail every time, so I don't remember anything afterwards. Only what brings me a rich eating experience can be vividly played back in my mind at any time.

15. It's a pity for the first blind date. It's a pity to be a migrant worker.

16. The first blind date failed! My career is not self-motivated There is no social interaction at ordinary times! Is the future life so confused? Suddenly depressed

17. Every year, the family gathering will turn into a criticism meeting without a date.

18. Once I went on a blind date in winter, the blind date man mentioned it. As a result, I blew at the subway entrance for ten minutes, but I didn't see anyone. At this time, a short chubby little round came out of a nearby convenience store and said to me, "I have been observing you in the store for a while, and I think you are all right."

19. The first blind date in my life not only had an electrocardiogram, but also drew two tubes of blood, and then it turned purple.

20. The girl on the first blind date actually did this, because she was afraid that I would not pay the bill if I ran away, right? Can you have some trust?

2 1.xg: blind date is' distribution', love is' direct selling', and throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is' bidding'.

22. Fish's seven-second love, first meeting, second acquaintance, third acquaintance, second love, fifth blind date, sixth being together and seventh forgetting.

23. The first blind date is awkward. Of course, my other brother is fine, but I'm nervous. Without my own home, it may not be my venue. I don't know if there is any follow-up. The blind date experience value is+1.

24. The first blind date is very special. Look at personality. Ha ha ha ha ~ I'm afraid it's a talent.

25. I met a man who is keen on introducing blind date for the first time. This may also be related to the work of the person in charge of the work of veteran cadres.

26. The girl who met for the first time in five years was given a favorite rose by nearly 20 men! Facts have proved that such a girl is suitable for being a wife.

Yesterday, I asked my husband when he first fell in love with me. He said it was the first time we met, and now I know he fell in love with me at first sight. Haha, forgive me for being embarrassed when I first met you. After all, it's their first blind date.

28. The first date with a blind date, he actually took the initiative to pay the bill!