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What are some interesting proverbs in your major or industry?

Programmers are the simplest, most self-mocking and most interesting people in my opinion.

No matter how valuable programmers are in the marriage and love market, we are all famous single dog. What if there is no object? New one. New is an object-oriented programming language, and the object is a concept. It is precisely because it has the same name as the object of boyfriend and girlfriend that it has such a ridicule. Whereas some object-oriented languages, such as JAVA, have garbage collection mechanism, which is equivalent to that unused objects can be treated as garbage collection. Therefore, no matter how many objects new has, there will be neither coercion nor moral hazard, but the objects are just one line or several lines of code.

However, programmers will unconsciously bring in the set of logic in their work. Borrow money, borrow 124, implicitly express in binary, and buy a cage of steamed buns. If there is watermelon, the result of buying a watermelon must be only one watermelon or a cage of steamed buns. Learn everything from Hello world, and use the machine to read the documentation first. Obsessed with the brand and compatibility of software and hardware, the debate is always about which language is the best.

A programmer named Michael said that programming is like making love, and you have to provide technical support for a mistake all your life. Of course, this is just an exaggeration, in fact, but fixing bugs is part of the programmer's job, even a big part. Not only testing, but QA is the supervisor of programmers. High-quality code, like good words, is meaningful and artistic to read.

It is also well known that programmers bring their own home attributes, and they can spend their summer holidays with a notebook and a network cable. While being familiar with all kinds of network languages, I have different hobbies for Japanese TV and American TV. At the same time, programmers who are used to dealing with software and hardware are mostly direct. There are always some disputes between development and products, development and testing, development and interaction because of different positions and views. It is precisely because of these exchanges and communication that a new product is constantly updated, put into the market and promote our lives. In the above disputes, there are also many scenes in which beautiful girls and younger sisters are crying with anger, so you might as well sell a cute one, and the frantic programmer will instantly become a kitten, seeking touch and praise.

another sentence, if you want to learn recursion, you must learn recursion first. This is a classic infinite loop, and the infinite loop will overflow in the computer. Therefore, in the process of programming, there must be a clear import and export, and the programmers are left to operate in the middle. Similar to this sentence, it is said that the main reason for the collapse of the Roman Empire is that there is no , and they have no effective way to indicate that their C program can be terminated, which has the same effect. In fact, Roman numerals are not decimal. They use unwritten or empty space to represent , while empty space is null in the program, and empty space is empty. Converting into other codes is also another indication. The program that cannot be terminated will eventually cause memory consumption and lead to crash. It also contains the knowledge of historical philosophy.