Humorous sentences with homophonic stems will make you laugh (a collection of 40 sentences)

A humorous remark makes people laugh. 1. Even if I don't do it, what do you do with the sword on it?

2. One day, the bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't drop the ball, don't drop the ball, you hear me? Please don't leave.

3. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

Grandma's doorknob is very thick, and the door opens noisily. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

5. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

6. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

7. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

8. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

9. Ugly people have objects, and beautiful women sell air conditioners.

10. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion into green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

1 1. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.

12. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

13. A duckling ran very fast on the mud, and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

14. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

15. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

16. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

17. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

18. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

19. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

20. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

One day, a pig and a leopard went to eat, and the boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food, and the boss said, OK, a pig food. What do you want, leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

22. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

24. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

25. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

26. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

27. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

28. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

29. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

30. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

3 1. In the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer, You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

32. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

34. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

35. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

36. My old colleague signed "God is a girl" and I asked him why he was so literary. He said it was called "unfair heaven".

37. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

38. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

39. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

40. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

The hilarious homophonic stalks that make people laugh in film and television dramas.

The homophonic stalk of hilarious laughter in film and television dramas is 1. Brother and sister sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

If you don't like me, I don't like you either. Who will I send the selfie to?

3. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Why laugh at others if you don't say anything?"

4. Why does a person dislike sitting more and more, because it is easy for a novice to stand (post station).

It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

6. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

7. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

8. A sheep migrates.

9. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

10. Introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, and can use smart phones. I have a bright future.

1 1. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? I still love you.

12. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

13. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."

14. You are too bad. Do you have an English name Paul because Paul is very bad?

15. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

16. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.

17. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

18. embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: what do beautiful women eat?

19. 100 yuan, after the operation, it became a 40 yuan. Maybe this is a 40% discount operation.

20. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

Humor of hilarious laughter in film and television dramas Part II 2 1. One day, I was playing the road to the king until I died. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road. Did you hear that? Put it down.

22. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

23. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

24. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

25. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

26. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

27. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

28. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

29. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

30. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

3 1. People who are afraid of heights cannot go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, nor can people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day.

32. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

34. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

36. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.

38. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

39. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

40. Why are flowers interesting? A: Because it has a stalk.

The hilarious homophonic terrier 3 4 1 that makes people laugh in film and television dramas. "Why do you often get dizzy by car?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

42. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

43. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

44. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the room in horror movies? How many medicine boxes does Qin Gang live in, and how many demons live in them?

45. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife who suffered from kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

46. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.

47. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

48. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

49. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't be aligned.

50. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

5 1. I was so hungry that I had to punch my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

52. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

53. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, and it didn't bear fruit.

54. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

55. It is said that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him closed their eyes in fear. When others called him, the flowers closed.

56. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

57. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.

58. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

59. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

60. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

Humor network homophonic terrier (a collection of 60 sentences)

Humor network homophonic stem (1) 1. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

2. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?

I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight, so we won't eat meat.

Look, look, today's moon is not beautiful, round or bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

5. I am a little sheep. I had my hair cut today and my wool fell out.

6. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

7. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

8. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

9. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

10. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

1 1. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

12. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

13. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

14. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because Auntie is afraid of leaving Auntie to sweat.

15. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?

16. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

17. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

18. I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

19. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

20. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

Humor network homophonic terrier (2) 2 1. The duckling asks its mother, "Mom, what is this between our toes?" Mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "Don't tell me, why do you laugh at others?"

22. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

25. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

26. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

27. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

28. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

29. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't be aligned.

30. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

3 1. It is raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

33. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

34. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

35. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

37. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

38. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.

39. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

40. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

Humor network homophonic terrier (Chapter 3) 4 1. Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

42. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

44. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

46. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

47. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

49. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They parted long ago.

50. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

5 1. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

52. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

53. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

54. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

55. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

56. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

57. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

59. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

60. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

520 humorous homophonic jokes that can be used to express themselves (a collection of 40 sentences)

520 humorous homophonic jokes that can be used to express feelings (I) 1. Once upon a time, a snake wanted to get the brightest jewel in the world, but it couldn't get it. Not snakes, not snakes. Did you hear that?

2. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle will the baby wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

4. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

When I was fourteen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little."

6. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

7. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

I don't care. What do you care? Italy?

9. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

10. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and two people got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

1 1. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It says I must lie next to you, and then I realize that I love you because it's called Wo.

12. Mom asked me to rub clothes. I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!

13. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

14. My old colleague nailed his signature, which read "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".

15. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

16. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was too poor.

17. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

18. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

19. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

20. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

520 humorous homophonic paragraphs that can be used to express one's feelings (part two) 2 1. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

22. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

23. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

24. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

25. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

26. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

27. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

28. One day, when I was playing king, I died all the time. I told my teammates not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

29. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

30. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, and it didn't bear fruit.

3 1. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

32. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

34. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

35. The giraffe said, "I am a giraffe!"

36. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

37. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen, and we didn't have a queen. Then she cried loudly. We really don't have a queen.

38. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

39. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

40. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

Humorous homophonic sentences with stomachache

Humorous homophonic sentences with stomachache (I) 1. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

2. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

3. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

I told Feng that it was windy in the west, and Feng DuDu said, "You are like a watermelon".

5. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

6. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

7. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

8. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

9. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are so thin.

10. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

1 1. Nezha asked Wukong: "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

12. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said huskily to him, "a bucket of paste ... can post a lot of searches for you."

13. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick person was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

14. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

15. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

16. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

17. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?

18. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

19. Xiaoming doesn't feel well, so he went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi".

20. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

Humorous homophonic sentences with stomachache (Chapter II) 2 1. Even I can't do it, so what are you going to do with the upper sword?

22. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

23. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

24. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: don't look at me, little dragon girl received: green ... grass has become more fragrant to me?

25. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

26. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

28. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

29. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

30. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

3 1. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

32. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

33. It's 36 degrees hot today. I went to buy two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

34. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

35. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

36. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

37. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

38. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

39. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

40. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?