Zhou Libo’s classic funny quotes: Work hard!! For your Audi and my Dior

1. Young people don’t behave recklessly and boldly. I wonder where the themes come from in old age. 2. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman. 3. In a few decades, we will meet and be sent to the crematorium, all burnt to ashes. You and I will be piled in a pile, no one knows anyone, and all sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer~ (If Li Guyi knew that her song was changed to this... . ) 4. The beauty of knowledge lies in confusing people; the beauty of poetry lies in instigating men and women; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies so that they can see the devil in daylight. 5. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped. 6. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals. 7. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next. 8. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old before you come? 9. People are not smart, and they imitate others' baldness. 10. I shine in this beautiful moment with the posture of a god. Do not disturb me as a mortal? 11. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend to be like and round. There is a threshold for pretending to be successful. Just step in and become the legendary sweetheart. If you don’t pretend well, you’ll be stuck there, that’s Carmen. 12. It used to be that the order-running gang was called Laogangshengxing, but now it’s called Sa? Now it’s called logistics. 13. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can be no experts in the stock market! There are only losers and winners in the stock market. 14. Now is We're the world, the world is one family. 15. Everyone stopped at the top of the bar, and the faces of the two experts were both deeply locked. 16. In the mountains, there is no concept of divorce at all. I think that when I was born, I was born with a combination of big cake and fried dough sticks. 17. (Talk about stocks and divorce)? Forget it, everyone is stuck, let’s live together. ? 18. For a long time, making money was called Pafen, but now it is called Lamy because I think Rabi is ruthless. 19. Young people don’t act recklessly and boldly. I wonder where the themes come from in old age. 20. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman. 21. There is no small magic light, but the old man is hungry, and there is no horse to get up and touch a boat, U, Mao Lao reads even. 22. Because foreigners smell like perfume, now I know that they wear perfume because they have body odor. 23. Our public mentality is becoming more and more tolerant, right? At least we now admit that Li Yuchun is a woman! 24. There is a text called Mulan joins the army. At that time, I didn’t believe Mulan joined the army. Maybe it’s not discovered! It’s impossible! I didn’t know until I met Li Yuchun later - Oh! This is technically feasible! 25. Last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster of Li Yuchun: Old, beautiful, hungry, little girl Old sunshine is hungry! Below is a slogan from the Family Planning Commission, which is: Boys and girls are born the same.

26. Comrades, catch the old one! The speculators are selling salt water tablets! 27. Comrades, catch the old ones! The speculators are selling salt water tablets! 28. Now the speculators are called intermediaries. 29. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even. 30. Work hard!! For your Audi and my Dior. 31. In a few decades, when we meet, we will be sent to the crematorium and burned into ashes. You and I will be piled up and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer~ (If Li Guyi knew that her song was changed to this... . ) 32. The beauty of knowledge lies in confusing people; the beauty of poetry lies in instigating men and women; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies so that they can see ghosts in daylight. 33. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I had already been scrapped. 34. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals. 35. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next. 36. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old before you come? 37. People are not smart, and they imitate others' baldness. 38. I am shining in this beautiful moment with the posture of a god. Do not disturb me, mortals? 39. The last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster of Li Yuchun, who is so beautiful and hungry, and the little girl is so sunny and hungry! The following is from the Planned Parenthood Commission. A slogan is: Boys and girls are born the same. 40. Comrades, catch the old one! Speculation is selling salt water tablets! 41. I am a white-collar worker: I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pockets, and sighed, this month’s salary is white-collar again. ? 42. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If you say you won’t leave, okay, let the dogs out! 43. Life is like this. Always occupying the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools shout that they control life and master their destiny. But they don’t see that life is in In the higher sky, there is a mocking and mocking face. 44. He is like a basin of water, poured into your pile of rice. After a few years, the clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice. It is not useless, but it can also be used to feed. Pig's. 45. People who don’t want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB. 46. ??I’m not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I can’t tell you as many things as you want to hear. 47. The aftertaste of the word "twenty" in life for decades has made my brain twitch and my spinal cord spasm. Still missing the point. 48. A true warrior dares to face his face without makeup. 49. The Tianshan Child Mother? She looks great on the outside, but there are 365 cracks in her heart. Each crack has four words written on it: Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter. The vicissitudes of life are astonishing. 50. Things tend to be like this. It’s too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to become a bad horse, there may not be a way out waiting for you. 51. Without Comrade Xiaoping, there would be no us. Maybe we would still be fighting cocks.

52. Later, before he left office, he (Deng Xiaoping) was worried that they would close the door again, so he removed the door cover and we are where we are today. 53. I have a friend who has 42 TVs at home? He repaired them. TV's. 54. (Telling that there was a TV at home in 1979) When night came, I asked the aunt next door to borrow a red armband to wear on my hand. Then I took a ruler and sat in the back. Yesterday I sat in the front row and today Still want to sit? Sit in the third row! 55. This is passed. If it is passed, it is wrong. This is called a fault. 56. I’m most hungry when I watch TV series. I’m really hungry. If a close-up camera happens to push ______ into my face, ah, I’m really hungry. I’m so hungry. The two nostrils look like each other. Two bowls of rice are the same, so read it! 57. This is the world of Marlboro. (Cantonese) 58. Nava Yaogang, a member of the Red Lao Association in the United States. 59. Advertisements are coming in. They are shown to you every day, but you cannot buy them. 60. (Speaking of piling molds, haha) At this time, a new industry appeared in Shanghai, and it is still called piling molds. 61. All the piling models in Shanghai seem to have been taught by a teacher. They are all dressed up in the same way. They probably drink water from the Pujiang River together? 62. Once we all thought that we could die for love. In fact, love cannot kill people, it only A needle will be inserted into the most painful place, and then we will cry without tears, we toss and turn, we will become healed after a long illness, and we will become steel after being tempered a hundred times. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning. 63. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck. 64. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend to be the same and round. There is a threshold. If you are pretending well, you will step forward and become the legendary person with temperament. If you are not pretending well, you will get stuck. There she is, Carmen. 65. It used to be that the order-running gang was called Laogangshengxing, but now it’s called Sa? Now it’s called logistics. 66. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can be no experts in the stock market! There are only losers and winners in the stock market. 67. Now is We're the world, the world is one family. 68. Everyone stopped at the top of the bar, and the faces of the two experts were both deeply trapped. 69. In the mountains, there is no concept of divorce at all. I think that when I was born, I was born with a combination of big cake and fried dough sticks. 70. (Talk about stocks and divorce)? Forget it, everyone is stuck, let’s live together. ? 71. For a long time, making money was called Pafen, but now it is called Lamy, because I think Rabi is ruthless. 72. (Talking about the father of a classmate) He was injured countless times, one here and one there, like a pair of mahjong tiles all on his body. 73. How can you mean it! (What do you mean?) 74. (After singing the song) Thank you for your generous applause. I now have the confidence to waste Fei Yuqing. 75. There is no small magic light, but the old man is hungry, and there is no horse to get up and touch a boat, U, Mao Lao reads even. 76. Because foreigners smell like perfume, now I know that they wear perfume because they have body odor.

77. Our public mentality is becoming more and more tolerant, right? At least we now admit that Li Yuchun is a woman! 78. There is a text called Mulan joins the army. At that time, I didn’t believe Mulan joined the army. Maybe it’s not discovered! It’s impossible! I didn’t know until I got to know Li Yuchun later that oh! This is technically feasible! 79. The last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster of Li Yuchun: Old, beautiful, hungry, little girl Old sunshine is hungry! Below is a slogan from the Family Planning Commission, which is: Boys and girls are born the same. 80. Comrades, catch the old one! The speculators are selling salt water tablets! 81. Comrades, catch the old ones! The speculators are selling salt water tablets! 82. Now the speculators are called intermediaries. 83. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even. 84. Work hard!! For your Audi and my Dior. 85. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place. Then we will cry without tears. We toss and turn, we will become healed after being ill for a long time, and we will become steel after being tempered. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning. 86. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck. 87. There is no small magic light, but the old man is hungry, and there is no horse to get up and touch a boat, U, Mao Lao reads even. 88. Because foreigners smell like perfume, now I know that they wear perfume because they have body odor. 89. Our public mentality is becoming more and more tolerant, right? At least we now admit that Li Yuchun is a woman! 90. There is a text called Mulan joins the army. At that time, I didn’t believe Mulan joined the army. Maybe it won’t be discovered! It’s impossible! I didn’t know until I met Li Yuchun later_Oh! This is technically feasible! 91. Not one appears in a thousand years, but Zhou Libo. Do you think I am a turtle? ! 92. To be friends with a person, you must not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called Quexi (lack of heart) 93. I bowed for such a long time, not because I wanted to ask for applause. In fact, my main purpose I want everyone to check that my momentum (front path) is clear. 94. Now our Chinese stock market, it should be said on the other hand, has become an accident. 95. Two unfavorable factors met together, making us very ridiculed and ridiculed. 96. If you spend 380 or 280 yuan to see Zhou Libo at Meiqi and you don’t laugh, you will send Zhou Libo to the hospital. 97. Think about it, this 380 yuan is useless at home. The most you can tell is, hey, this is a counterfeit bill! This one starts with HD! 98. Wan Ti Stadium, you think it is a spittoon can Ah! 99. It's a big stage! You think I'm here blindly (ah, no stage)! 100. This belongs to colored spirits (hint) and colored flattery.