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Enlightenment from the subject characteristics of geography teachers

1. If you want to pursue white night, aurora and extreme day in high latitudes, you must endure the "cold and clear" of the long night in the strong wind and low temperature environment there!

2. Only by establishing your own positioning and navigation system can you revolve around and never get dizzy!

3. Give you an earth and create your world!

If I am the sea water, then you are the prevailing wind. Under your guidance, I can drift with the wind and form ocean currents!

In the future, I wish everyone's life is as colorful as the superficial form. We walked through the high and low points of the anticline together, and we were lucky to avoid all the faults along the way. Happiness is like a continuous water cycle, talent is like an atmosphere and happiness is like a lithosphere!

6. The sun has moved northward from the tropic of Capricorn. In the future, the night will be shorter and shorter, and the light will become a more common sight in our eyes!

7, learn geography well, the world is invincible.

8. Some people are located at the equator. Although the rotation speed is the fastest, it doesn't change much during the day!

9. Geography, no matter where I send you a message on the earth, I can't escape the map of the world in your hand.

10, learn geography and be reasonable! At the same time, the height of the sun, some people are less than 0 degrees, some people are equal to 0 degrees, some people are greater than 0 degrees, some people are equal to 90 degrees!

1 1, the length of a day is related to latitude! In the future, the summer monsoon will bring enough water vapor from the southeast Pacific, and there will inevitably be ups and downs in life, but I hope everyone's heart will always be occupied by anticyclones, always full of sunshine and sunny weather!

12, the fifteenth and sixteenth lunar months are the roundest and clearest, which is the result of the moon orbiting the earth.

13, which is much more successful than that in equatorial regions; Happiness is more than sand in the Sahara desert; The snow accumulated by wealth is higher than Mount Everest; Medal is higher than highland barley in Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

14, remember to adopt it. May you be happy every day for 365 years, with 8760 hours of happiness forever, 5,256,000 wonderful minutes and 31536,000 seconds of happiness. Thank you for taking us to "travel in space and enjoy the world" and let us know that "the sky is high and the clouds are far away, and the land is vast and sparsely populated".

15, every day, facing the same sun, enterprising people see the "morning line" in their eyes, while degenerate people see the "faint line" in their eyes, because their brain balls rotate in different directions!