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Centered on the "road comedy" mode, the program tells the story of Deng Chao, Chen He and Lu Han, three people of different ages, who can't wait to "go out for a walk" and resume their social adventures after the epidemic was isolated. The core of the director is to hope that the audience will have fun in this special trip with Deng Chao, Chen He and Lu Han, and regain their hope and confidence in a better life.
Then let's take a look at the program "Hahahaha". In the pilot film, how did the director dig a hole for the guests and bring happiness to the audience?
After all, the programs of Deng Chao, Chen He and Lu Han are not a "serious" program. From the initial travel contract, we can know how miserable this program is. The manager is too hasty. It's Lao Wang next door. The telephone number is 520 13 14. Whose phone number is this? Let's take a look at the business projects first: luxury tour of international cities, three-dimensional tour of romantic towns, national tour combining eating and playing, and high-speed tour of luxury cars. Why do these tours look so tall? But savor it carefully: it's a bit like entering the city, visiting the countryside, taking the expressway and getting on hundreds of thousands of buses.
Let's look at the right to travel again. According to the travel agreement, travel expenses are charged. In other words, Deng Chao, Chen He and Lu Han must pay money to the program group and pay the travel expenses. That's understandable. However, the seventh dispute is more exciting. For example, public security organs handle disputes between group members about food, beds and pits. Isn't it a bit exaggerated, doing things. Obviously, there are holes in the food, bed and toilet in the back. And the signature is actually signed in the column of Party A's father. In another sense, this is to hire a program group to produce their own programs. This program is not to make money, but to post money on its own.
The slogan is also very interesting:
Men, are you still satisfied with hiding in the car for five minutes after work to escape time?
Men, do you feel very weak after years of flogging?
Guys, we're only gonna say this once! May your world start to get better, not because of anything else, but because of Ali you have been to. On the way, we will always be young and always have tears in our eyes.
Although these slogans do not clearly point out the status quo of men, they have already spoken about the status quo of working people.
At the end of the travel expenses, you still need to earn the tour fare of 200 yuan every day. Income and expenses are controlled in 600 yuan.
The program is not allowed to brush your face, and you need to pay a fine of one yuan every time you call your name.
The first program without commercial implants.
You are not allowed to use your own mobile phone, only the mobile phone of the program group.
The program group invited people to dinner and arranged a rich food reception from the beginning of the cruise. I didn't expect this reception to be the grand banquet of this program. Only the meal I just got on the boat is free.
Entering the cabin at night is a charging item, including listening to music 5 yuan/time, kettle base 5 yuan/time and kettle 5 yuan/time, which means that the cost of boiling water once is 10 yuan, which is too expensive.
What's even more outrageous is that it takes 5 yuan/time to go to the toilet, but it takes 5 yuan/time to go to the toilet. It's really a chain pit.
But it's not the three of them who are the most pitted. The most pitted program group is Wang Mian, who can only get commission by buying things. However, the total consumption of Deng Chao, Chen He and Lu Han is only 438 yuan. According to Wang Mian's commission, the maximum is only 2 1.9 yuan. Comparing Deng Chao's 300, Michael Chen's 88 yuan, Lu Han's 50 yuan and 0.9 yuan's 265438+ needs to be based on the fact that everyone has spent all the expenses, that is, the actual income is less than 2 1.9 yuan. According to the current standard of "three meals 10 yuan", Wang Mian can barely eat one and a half meals, and it feels that it has returned to the environment of two meals a day during the reform and opening up, and it is still not enough to eat.
But in any case, if the director dares to shoot like this, the guests will not suffer much.
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