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The supermarket has installed a surveillance camera. How to express your meaning euphemistically?

There is a way to steal, and there is no way here.

Don't touch flowers, the sky is clear and the sun shines on the earth.

Don't fish in muddy water, and the reflection in the water is looming.

Buy me home if you like, and refuse to borrow it.

Please come in, and the burglar alarm is not turned off.

This supermarket is safe and there is no problem, and we are in place to serve you.