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Russia is called a fighting nation. What hard-core events do you know?

Yang Di and Dazuo said that Russia is a "hard core", and as a result, a Russian immediately explained: "If Russians are normal, they will get depression!"

Why? When it rains, they can hang clothes because they will give them an umbrella; When repairing cars, they don't need jacks because they can support them with wooden sticks; In class, in order to maintain classroom discipline, the teacher actually brought boxing gloves. ...

It must be said that the thinking of the Russian people is really strange, but it also reveals that they are not only full of wisdom, but also no wonder they are called "fighting people". In the movie T34, their unique thinking is also everywhere:

1, Nicholas and his companions are driving a rice cart in the snow. He was afraid that the Germans would see the road sign coming after him, so he got off the bus and cut it down. Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he heard his companion shout, "German tanks are coming."

At this time, the first reaction of many people is to run. However, without thinking, Nikolai put on the full throttle and drove the car in the direction of the tank. He must pass through the water tank before the bucket turns around. This wave of operation is really the first time to see it.

In order to help Nicholas and his party escape, they risked their lives and ran to the officer's room to steal the map. Unexpectedly, they heard footsteps outside the door before they finished, and a junior officer was slowly approaching. This is a common bridge in spy war movies and TV dramas.

Usually, when the camera turns, people outside open the door, and the "hero" inside has either escaped from the window or hid and escaped, but the translation chosen by Russian beauty is quite different.

She actually ran to the officer's bed and lay down, and deliberately showed her shoulders. The junior officer was on guard because he saw that the door was not locked. When he saw the back of the bed and the fragrant shoulders, he suddenly understood something. He tiptoed to the CEO's desk, took some things and left quietly. The female translator dodged a bullet!

3. After fleeing with a beautiful translator, Nicholas and his party came to a small forest by the lake. The Germans are still chasing them. It was dark and late at night, and several people even took a bath in the lake. The protagonist Nicholas even had a passionate collision with the translator. This is really a battle and love!

The film investment is small, but the return of the paper is only ridicule. It is said that this tank film invested less than 63 million yuan, but it earned 2.2 billion rubles at the box office, equivalent to about 65.438+0.9 billion yuan.

You know our war movies: Wolf Warriors 2 invested 200 million RMB, Eighty invested more than 600 million RMB, and Sacrifice invested 400 million RMB. In contrast, T34 is a low-budget movie!

Conclusion The first time I watched a Russian movie, I not only felt a different atmosphere of war, but also had a different fighting thinking. I tasted it carefully, and it seems that I really realized the joke of the Russian guy in the program!