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What are the complete lines of "Heavenly King Gaidi"?

First, King Gai Di Hu, my seal is the most powerful! Baota Town River Demon, Brother Xi is the king!

Second, the heavenly king Gai Di Hu, the river demon in the beautiful pagoda town, Trump's mind is steady! Seriously, the amount of sanctions has actually dropped, from 60 billion to 50 billion! Trump's animal year this year is terrible!

Third, the story of King Gehudi, one meter Teemo and one meter Teemo vs The lyrics of this song pierced the old man's heart.

Fourth, poisoned by Tik Tok, I went to my gay friends to pull weeds. I shouted very heroically, and then my handsome little brother called the river demon in Baota Town. I should say I confirmed my eyes. Did you meet the right person?

Five, the king covers the earth tiger, the chicken eats mushrooms, drop ~ drop! Here comes the shaking friend!

6. King Gehudi, champion Liverpool, river demon in Baota town, hanged the whole Premier League. Liverpool is a real social person. They can't beat Manchester City. I hope to remain stable.

Seven, the heavenly king covers the earth tiger, and he is lucky to practice driving. The river demon in Baota Town floats on the road with a certificate.

Eight, suffocation, Qg finally came back! I lost the first game and really thought I was a cancer! Fortunately, there are "Heavenly Kings cover the ground, cats kill you", "You force yourself to be strong, and I steal the tower king", "Let me pull enough once, and Lao Yang will hold you", "I'm afraid of anyone who fights alone, but I can fly anyway" and "It's useless to be cheeky, and every minute hurts"

9. At night 10: 40, for some unknown reason, the school was cut off for several minutes. During the period, various jokes were made in the boys' dormitory: "King Gai Di Hu, Chicken Stewed Mushroom, Baota Town River Demon". "Did you go to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet all night?" Someone replied: "In the storm, the spark (the name of the Internet cafe) is waiting for you." Even more beautiful is the slogan of whistling out and shaking the circle of friends, Didi … Didi. Finally, present the pictures I saw in my circle of friends today.

Today, my brother came back from school and asked what to eat for dinner. I said, the heavenly king covers the land, and he immediately said that the chicken stewed mushrooms.