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Funny and shocking emotional phrases written on Mars. I am not an ordinary person, so I don’t speak Mandarin.

1 Remember to wear perfume when you go out, and don’t spit when you talk

2 Master, you are the devil in my heart. The closer a poor monk is to you, the further away from the Buddha

3 I bought a razor online, but my hands were shaking before I finished shaving

4 If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card

5 I’m not Ordinary people, so they don’t speak Mandarin.

6 Don’t call me otaku, please call me Marie Curie

7 Uncle, you look great, just like a stick

8 You How to sell the money in the bag? Give me a pound.

9 Without the moon, we can only count the stars.

10 Go and learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death will make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

11 If you want to marry, don’t marry someone else. Don't marry me either

12 Well, give me an affordable grave.

13 Funny Quotes: When buying roasted sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what kind of filling they are.

14 I didn’t miss anything, only when I was completely wrong.

15 I think I look pretty everywhere, why don’t I look good?

16 Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry

17 The sound of wind, rain and yellow autumn is heard; Shaolin Temple cares about national and family affairs

18 The most common thing said by a thick-skinned person is that I will treat you well.

19 There is no free lunch in the world, so I will just eat breakfast and dinner

20 I hold a fork in my left hand and a knife in my right hand, / enjoy life slowly

21 Shocking Quotes_No matter how thick the city wall is, it can't make up for your inner face.

22 Although you are a crooked melon and cracked jujube, you have a lot of fancy words.

23 A true warrior dares to face the number on the scale!

24 I don’t want to move, I don’t want to talk, I just don’t move, even China Mobile won’t move. 25 The King of Hell accepts so many people every day, why didn’t he accept you< /p>

26 There is only one channel for you in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there are no advertisements

27 Now I realize that streaking in childhood is so bold

28 Classic quotations: If there is a future, I will definitely not come out of my mother's belly

29 Many times you are just someone's love partner rather than a love partner

30 You scold, you continue to scold, etc. If you've scolded me enough, tell me, and I'll go to bed first!

31 People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave. Great people and ordinary people

A great person who does great things every day is called a martyr;

< p> A great person who has done something great is called a successful person.

A great person who has preached great truths all his life is called a moralist.

A great person who has done mundane things all his life is called a coward.

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An ordinary person who does awesome things every day is called a saint.

An ordinary person who does something awesome is called a reckless hero.

An ordinary person who does ordinary things all his life is called a common man. Mandarin slogans

1. Mandarin : Chinese sound, Chinese love.

2. I am a Chinese child and love to speak Mandarin.

3. 56 ethnic groups, 56 flowers, and 56 languages ??converge into one sentence: Please speak Mandarin.

4. Please speak Mandarin, regardless of you and me; speak Mandarin well, and you will love your family.

5. Speak Mandarin well and become “bosom friends” throughout China.

6. Mandarin goes hand in hand with youth, and civilized language goes hand in hand with fashion.

7. When speaking Mandarin, start with me.

8. The promotion of Mandarin depends on you, me and everyone.

9. Mandarin - makes life more exciting and makes society warmer.

10. Civilized language is deeply rooted in the hearts of men, women, old and young, and Mandarin integrates the feelings of east, west, north and south.

11. The communication between you, me and others depends entirely on Mandarin.

12. Mandarin - the needs of the times and the pursuit of fashion.

13. Mandarin - the bridge between 1.3 billion hearts.

14. Establish awareness of language norms and improve national cultural quality.

15. Please speak Mandarin, speak Mandarin clearly.

16. Mandarin is our campus language.

17. The whole world has the same voice, and everyone is united.

18. If Mandarin is popularized, the world will be one community.

19. Love the flag, sing the national anthem, and speak Mandarin.

20. The hearts are in harmony, the words are in communication, and we are happy and happy.

21. Please speak Mandarin and write standard Chinese.

22. Speak Mandarin to welcome guests from all over the world; use civilized language to express true feelings.

23. Mandarin brings you and me closer.

24. If you speak Mandarin well, you will have friends all over the world.

25. Mandarin: the emotional bond and the bridge of communication.

26. Speak Mandarin well and you will have friends all over the world.

27. If you speak Mandarin well, you will be able to travel all over China without fear.

28. We are close to each other, speak the same language, and enjoy a harmonious campus.

29. Make Mandarin extraordinary and ordinary people extraordinary.

30. Civil servants should take the lead in promoting Mandarin.

31. Promote Mandarin to communicate between you and me.

32. Actively popularize national synonyms and enhance the cohesion of the Chinese nation.

33. Speak Mandarin, write standard Chinese, use civilized language, and be a civilized person.

34. Mandarin is our campus language or speak Mandarin to welcome students from all over the world; use civilized language to express true feelings.

35. Communication - start with Mandarin.

36. Civilized language goes deep into our hearts, and Mandarin blends the love between the north and the south.

37. Facing modernization, promote Mandarin.

38. Vigorously promote Mandarin and enhance the cohesion of the Chinese nation.

39. The state promotes Mandarin, which is commonly used throughout the country.

40. Achieve smooth communication and build a harmonious society.

41. News media should become role models in promoting Mandarin.

42. Actively popularize Mandarin and work together to achieve a well-off society.

43. Speak Mandarin well to make it easier for you, me and others.

44. Speak authentic Mandarin and be an upright Chinese!

45. Mandarin - the bridge of human communication; Mandarin - the crystallization of human wisdom.

46. I said, you said, everyone said, Mandarin is our most common song. School Mandarin slogan

1. Learn to speak Mandarin well, which is convenient, civilized and elegant.

2. You are not afraid of the sky or the earth, but you are afraid of not being able to speak Mandarin.

3. Everyone learns to speak Mandarin, and civilization and progress will lead to a well-off society.

4. Talk to strangers with a southern accent and a northern accent, and kiss a family with Mandarin.

5. Learn to speak Mandarin well and make friends all over the world.

6. Speak Mandarin well, which is convenient, civilized and elegant.

7. If you are fluent in Mandarin, your job search will be smooth.

8. The people of the motherland are connected heart to heart, and Mandarin connects you and me.

9. The dialects from all over the world are colorful, and the language is unique and common.

10. Mandarin: Chinese accent, Chinese sentiment.

11. Speak Mandarin to welcome guests from all over the world; use standardized words to show Chinese civilization.

12. Vigorously promote Mandarin to enhance the humanistic quality of citizens and the new image of urban civilization.

13. Speak fluent Mandarin to make your career successful.

14. Speak Mandarin to welcome guests from all over the world; use polite language to create a civilized community.

15. Speak Mandarin to welcome guests from all over the world; use civilized language to express true feelings.

16. Sing the national anthem patriotically and use standardized words when speaking Mandarin.

17. Standardize social vocabulary and create a national civilized city.

18. Actively popularize Mandarin and work together to achieve a well-off society.

19. Speak ordinary Mandarin, be civilized and be a civilized person.

20. Learning Mandarin will help you travel around the world easily.

21. Mandarin allows you and me to communicate more and gives the world more excitement.

22. Mandarin connects people; Mandarin connects hearts.

23. Please remember: speaking Mandarin is also an expression of patriotism.

24. Service speaks Mandarin well, and customers are warm and happy.

25. Mandarin goes hand in hand with youth, and civilized language goes hand in hand with fashion.

26. Learning to speak Mandarin well will benefit the country, the people and everyone.

27. If we speak Mandarin together, we can build a harmonious family.

28. Facing modernization, promote Mandarin.

29. The promotion of Mandarin starts from childhood, starting from you and me.

30. If you speak Mandarin well, the world is one family.

31. If you want to conquer the world, first speak Mandarin.

32. The beauty of language is also a kind of beauty, and Mandarin can better reflect the beauty of language.

33. Mandarin is of great use and is indispensable for the benefit of the country and the people.

34. A sentence in Mandarin can convey the true feelings of you and me to thousands of families.

35. Everyone speaks Mandarin and welcomes guests from all over the world with a smile.

36. Mandarin is our campus language.

37. Mandarin, mother tongue, Chinese love.

38. Mandarin brings us closer.

39. If you are fluent in Mandarin, your business will be prosperous.

40. Civilized language integrates into the hearts of men, women, old and young, and Mandarin connects the feelings of east, west, north and south.

41. Mandarin is an essential literacy and communication tool for modern people.

42. Mandarin makes life more exciting and makes society warmer.

43. Promote standardized Mandarin and inherit the bloodline of the *** family.

44. Promote Mandarin to make communication barrier-free. Build spiritual bridges and create a harmonious society.

45. Standardize social language and words, enhance citizen literacy and a new image of urban civilization.

46. Vigorously popularize Mandarin to enhance citizen literacy and a new image of urban civilization.

47. Teachers should take the lead in popularizing Mandarin.

48. Speak Mandarin, use civilized language, and play harmoniously.

49. Ordinary, speaking orthodoxly.

50. Vigorously promote Mandarin and create a good investment environment.

51. Mandarin is your first business card when traveling.

52. We all speak Mandarin to communicate with each other; from east to west and from north to south, the family relationship is like a family.

53. Mandarin is my mother tongue and my honor.

54. Speak Mandarin well and welcome people all over the world.

55. Learn to use Mandarin well and communicate harmoniously throughout the world.

56. Establish awareness of language norms and improve national cultural quality.

57. Civilization fuels China, and language accelerates development.

58. Putonghua shows the true style of Shencheng civilization.

59. Mandarin goes hand in hand with quality, image, and civilization.

60. Mandarin is the campus language.