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My girlfriend wants a little romance. Give me some advice. Something easy. Thank you.

NO.1 If your partner is going on a business trip for a while, tell her that you are worried about her. You said that you would send a bodyguard to protect her and then give her a teddy bear.

NO.2 buy a bag of stars that glow at night and stick them on the ceiling directly above your bed to spell "I? U "shape. When the lights are turned off at night, your confession will appear.

NO.3 at a certain moment, give her 11 red roses and a plastic red rose. Put this plastic red rose in the middle of the bouquet and attach a card: I will love you until the last rose fades.

NO.4 buy your girlfriend's online domain name. Create a romantic page, and let her inadvertently find this page when surfing the Internet.

NO.5 give your girlfriend a small mirror as a gift, and attach a card to the box, which says "In this mirror, you will see the most beautiful girl in the world".

NO.6 When the girl you like is reading a book, bring the book in her hand. Use a pencil to find the words "I", "love" and "you" in a passage and underline them. If you are reading an English book, underline each letter of the sentence I love you.

NO.7 sent a bunch of flowers to her company. She will not only like this bouquet of flowers, but also like the envious eyes of her colleagues in the company, which will increase her pleasant feeling.

on the way out with her, No.8 collected a smooth stone and said that you would take it as a souvenir of this trip with her. Then, after the trip, I carved a sentence similar to "I love XXX" in the lettering shop and gave it to her.

NO.9 on a sunny day with blue sky and white clouds, go to the suburbs. Find a hill overgrown with weeds, lie on the grass and look at the white clouds in the sky. When playing games, point to the clouds in the sky and say that the clouds are like a little sheep and the clouds are like a little rabbit ...

No.1 Prepare a piece of paper and some colored crayons. Use colored crayons to spend two lovely children holding hands and a smiling sun (it is best to paint in an innocent style) on paper, and mark your names. Draw a heart-shaped I love you. Put this picture in an envelope, stamp it and send it to your girlfriend's company.

NO.11 recite a love poem by Shakespeare and read it to her in a gentle voice at the right time and romantic place.

NO.12 When your girlfriend needs to work late, prepare a snack box for her, which will contain her favorite food. Such as chocolate, biscuits, little teddy bears, etc. Write "Michelle's Late Night First Aid Kit" on the box cover, and then draw a big red "X" pattern under the word.

NO.13 When you play in the park, you can let your girlfriend sit on the swing. This will remind her of her happy childhood.

NO.14 Buy a red rose with a long stem, write "Thank you for coming into my life" on the stem, and then give it to her.

NO.15 If your girlfriend is about to start a new job, please ask her to listen to the song "The Sound of Music". Edit this song and add your encouraging words at the end of the song "Dear good luck! I have confidence in you. "

NO.16 prepare a small cardboard box, a piece of colored paper, a little massage oil and a blank card. Decorate the carton with colored strips of paper and coat it with massage oil. Write on the blank card: I know a great masseur. Please call XXXXX (your phone number) to make an appointment.

NO.17 When your partner has worked hard all day, take a hot bath for her. Put some fragrant shower gel in the bathtub and gently rub her from head to toe. Then carry her into the bedroom, gently dry her body and kiss her on the forehead.

NO.18 This romantic idea needs an mp3 player and a pair of earplugs. Ask your girlfriend if she wants to dance in a romantic place, such as the top floor of the Empire State Building in New York or the top of a camping mountain. Give her one earplug and put the other earplug in your ear. So enjoy the dance floor world exclusive to the two of you.

NO.19 If your girlfriend has a pet, such as a cat, a dog or something. Then at Christmas, you should not only buy her a gift, but also prepare a small gift for her pet. She will be very touched.

NO.2 When you two are playing on the beach, you can draw a huge heart on the beach with your fingers. Sit in the middle of a huge heart with your girlfriend in your arms and watch the sunset with her. Or sit in the middle of the heart and take pictures as a souvenir.

NO.21 invite your girlfriend to go for a walk. Prepare a backpack and put the following things in it: a camping blanket, and a fruit box including strawberries, watermelons, grapes and kiwifruit. Some cheese and some sandwiches and caviar. A bottle of champagne and two champagne glasses. If your girlfriend asks you what's in your bag, you just laugh and say it's a jacket and some lunch. When you find a romantic place, ask her if she wants to sit down and eat something. Then open your backpack, take out the prepared fruits, wine and cups and start your picnic.

NO.22 If you can play a musical instrument, make a romantic scene to play for the girl you like. For example, let's assume that you can play the saxophone. Collaborate with your favorite girl's roommate and ask your wingman to arrange your favorite girl to the balcony at 9: 3 pm on time. Go to the downstairs of her apartment in advance and prepare a big fireworks. When the girl you like appears on the balcony at 9: 3, light your fireworks and then play a soothing and romantic tune.

NO.23 If your partner is about to go out to work and you need to stay at home for some reason. Say goodbye to her at the front door, then go back to the computer immediately and send her an email. The content is simple: "I miss you again". When your partner arrives at the company early in the morning and checks her inbox, she will find this first email.

NO.24 If your partner has long hair, gently comb her hair. This trick will have a very special effect when she has just taken a shower and is about to go to bed.

NO.25 arrange a map treasure hunt for her on a special day, such as her birthday. This game can be played when you suggest going for a walk on the beach. You need to carry a small bag on your back before you leave for the beach. Put a bottle in the small bag, and the bottle contains a treasure map. To make this treasure map look more realistic, you can burn the edges of the map irregularly with matches. When you are walking on the beach, let the small bottle fall out of the bag and land on the edge of the sea. This action can be done when you are kissing your girlfriend in case she finds out. Pretend nothing, then continue to walk, inadvertently turn back and find the bottle on the ground. Draw a line on the map and point to a cafe near the beach. In a coffee shop, your girlfriend may not find any clues and propose to sit down for a cup of coffee. When the waitress brings coffee, she will hint that your girlfriend will find what she is looking for at the bottom of the coffee cup. When your girlfriend flips the bottom of the cup, she will find a key stuck to the bottom of the cup. Obviously, you have discussed it with the waitress in advance. Most waitresses are very happy to do what a romantic man is going to do. At the next stop on the map, your girlfriend will find a shovel. Then at the last stop of the map, my girlfriend will find a big "X" made up of two sticks. She shoveled the earth hard and found a locked box. Let her open the box with the key in the cafe, and she will see her birthday present.

NO.26 put a USB flash drive into a black envelope and send it to your girlfriend. Put an audio file in the USB flash drive, and use audio editing software that can change your voice so that your girlfriend can't recognize it. Record a paragraph: "Your task now is to arrive at Cafe Venoli restaurant at seven o'clock this evening, where you will meet a charming man with a carnation. The future of the free world is in your hands. This USB flash drive will explode after 5 seconds. " Then there were 1 beeps, and then your voice "You will believe these 1 seconds …" appeared. Although this method is old-fashioned, it will make your girlfriend happy.

NO.27 contact your girlfriend's family and ask what your girlfriend always wanted as a child but failed to get it. For example, if she has always wanted a porcelain doll, give her one on her birthday. She will not only like this gift very much, but also like the gift that you have carefully prepared for her.

NO.28 organized a professional wedding photo, like a couple. Frame this photo and hang it in a prominent position. Give your girlfriend as many reminders as possible so that she can get ready.

NO.29 Write a post-it note "I think of you today, and it made me smile." Stick this post-it note where your partner can see it.

NO.3 To welcome Valentine's Day, you can buy a magic bracelet. The magic bracelet you choose must be decorated with more than 14 small pendants. Remove all the small ornaments on the bracelet and hide them. In the first 14 days of early February, let your girlfriend "accidentally" find a small pendant every day. Until Valentine's Day, you give this bracelet and the rest of the ornaments to your girlfriend.

NO.31 When you and your girlfriend pass by a shopping mall or an airport, take a set of photo stickers. Choose a romantic background and kiss your girlfriend quickly when the shutter is about to close.

NO.32 If your girlfriend can receive voice mail or voice mail, leave her a message: "Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you". At any time, she will be very touched, especially when she is depressed, and the effect is great.

NO.33 Plan a mysterious trip for you and your girlfriend. Some travel agencies do not provide this service, and the destination is kept secret until you board the plane or arrive at the destination.

NO.34 Buy some rose petals and hide them on the sun visor in your passenger seat. Write a sentence "I love you" and stick it on the back of the sun visor. When you drive to a romantic place, look at your girlfriend's face and tell her that she needs sun protection. So, she will pull down the visor. At this time, rose petals will fly down like snowflakes and fall on her face, and she will also see the sentence "I love you".

NO.35 When your partner is going on a business trip, hide a small gift in the corner of her suitcase. She will be very touched when she finds out inadvertently.

NO.36 If you and your partner are going to hold an anniversary, buy two champagne quilts and engrave your name and anniversary on the cups. For example, go to the restaurant you booked in advance and ask them to use the cups you provided. This will be a great surprise for your partner and a meaningful souvenir for both of you.

NO.37 buys 24 roses on a special day, such as her birthday. Make an appointment to meet in a shopping mall and then go to eat. Arrive at the shopping center in advance and find a hiding place in a corner. Find a young man and ask him if he is willing to help. Give him a rose, point out your girlfriend, ask him to come forward and say "Happy Birthday Meagan", give her a rose, and then leave. Repeat this behavior to send out the remaining 11 roses. When choosing a help partner, you should pay attention to it. You can't choose someone who is too handsome, and you should be of different ages. The last rose can be sent by a child, and it may need the help of the child's parents to complete it, hehe. When all 12 roses are delivered, you can go up to your girlfriend and give her the remaining 12 roses.

NO.38 Use a list to write down some things that your partner often remembers in memory. For example, she often talks about the ice cream she ate in a special ice cream shop when she was a child. When a special moment comes, check your list and find out what your partner wants to reproduce. For example, visit that store, buy a bucket of ice cream, and make sure the name of the store is printed on the container.

NO.39 Create a montage movie with a video clip of love, and use some collected photos of you two, a few ticket stubs of tourist attractions, and something memorable to you. With these materials, a three-stage narrative can be formed. Or, buy a photo frame, stick something meaningful in it and create a montage clip for yourself.

NO.4 Buy a beautifully carved wooden box and decorate it with red and green ribbons. Find a retro key and put it in the box. Then, get a small golden plaque and carve the following sentence: The Key To My Heart, install this panel on the cover inside the box so that when the box is opened, she can see this sentence.

NO.41 Go to buy a tree with your partner and plant it in a special place. Every year on your wedding anniversary, lean against the tree you planted, drink champagne together, and tell her, "How much you love her and thrive like a tree.

NO.42 If you take a bath in the morning, the bathroom will be full of steam. Write a sentence like "Pete Loves Kathy" on the mirror. When your partner enters the bathroom, she will see it. Similarly, in the cold winter, it is also effective to breathe on the car glass.

NO.43 As a special gift, name a planet after your partner. Some astronomical institutions promise to name the planet in your own name, and then you will receive a planet certificate named after your partner.

NO.44 find a cartoon animation, and determine the animated characters that can arouse your partner's fond memories. Enlarge the animation with a copier and cover the text with white correction fluid. Write the sentences you want, and then photocopy them again, so that they look like the original ones. Before giving it to your partner, you can stick a piece of cardboard on the back to make it more textured.

NO.45 when you and your partner have a vacation, organize an early morning and go to a beautiful place to watch the sunrise. You may find it difficult, but it is very worthwhile and meaningful to do it at least once. It is very special to share a new day with your partner.

NO.46 When you are ready to go to the hot spring, create a very romantic atmosphere with roses floating on the water and candles lit by the bath. Your partner can enjoy champagne, chocolate and strawberries while soaking in the hot springs. She will like it very much.

NO.47 make some love coupons, which your partner can exchange for romantic services. For example, this gift certificate can be redeemed for the following services: one foot massage service. Valid until August 7, 1982. Using a company that has spent many years