A complete set of slogans promoting tailoring skills

1. In a street, three tailors opened three tailor shops, each of which wanted to attract the most guests. The first tailor put up a big sign that said: I am the best tailor in this province. The second tailor saw that I was a little taller than him, so he made a bigger sign that said: I am the best tailor in the country. The third tailor thought, can I still write that I am the best tailor in the world? After thinking for a long time, he finally made a small sign and hung it up. As a result, all the guests in this street came to the third house to make clothes, and the first two houses became deserted. What does the third tailor's sign say? It says: I am the best tailor in this street.

2. The Weaver Girl is perfect: "A perfect dress is not a needle and thread." The original meaning of this idiom is that the fairy's clothes are not sewn. Later, people say that things are perfect and natural. In ancient times, there was a gentleman named Guo Han, who was good at poetry and painting, humorous and fond of joking. One night in midsummer, he enjoys the cool under a tree, but he is famous for the blue sky, white clouds, the bright moon hanging high, the cool breeze coming from Xu and the fragrance of the courtyard. At this time, an unusually beautiful fairy stood in front of Guo Han with a smile. Guo Han asked politely, "Miss, who are you?" ? Where did it come from? The fairy said, "I am a weaver girl from heaven." "Guo Han asked," you are from heaven. Can you talk about things in heaven? The fairy asked, "What do you want to know?" "Guo Han said," I want to know everything. The fairy said, "It's hard. Where do you want me to start? " Guo Han said: "People say that immortals are clever, so they just talk about it. The fairy said: "The four seasons in the sky are like spring, with no heat in summer and no cold in winter;" "Trees are evergreen and flowers will not fade. Birds are singing in the branches and fish are swimming in the water. No disease, no war, no taxes. In short, all the sufferings in the world are not in the sky. " Guo Han said, "The sky is so fine, why did you come to earth?" The fairy said, "Fortunately, you are still a scholar." Didn't your predecessor, Mr. Zhuang Zhoulao, say,' I stayed in a room full of orchids for a long time and couldn't smell the fragrance'? Staying in the sky for a long time will inevitably be a little lonely and occasionally play on the earth. "Guo Han asked again," I heard that there is a medicine that can make people live forever. Do you know where it is? The fairy said, "There is no such medicine in the world, but it is everywhere in the sky." Guo Han said, "Since there are so many in the sky, you should bring some down for people to taste." The fairy said, "You can't bring it down." "Things in the sky to the earth will lose its aura. Otherwise, Qin Shihuang and Han Wudi would have eaten it long ago. " Guo Han said, "You keep saying that you are from heaven. Can you prove that you didn't lie and cheat others? " The fairy showed the clothes to Guo Han. Guo Han read it carefully, but it was strange that the fairy's clothes were not sewn. The fairy said, "It's perfect. You don't even know this. What do you mean by genius? I think you are a complete fool. " After listening, Guo Han smiled and said, When he looked again, the fairy disappeared. From Guo Han's Record of Ghosts.