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Is Lianyungang better or Fuyang?

It’s still okay, even though I’m from Fuyang.

Fuyang, can you still stand up?

Fuyang, my first trip to a distant place in my life

Fuyang, my first business trip for work place

Fuyang, you are a milestone in my growth

Fuyang, you occupy an important position in my heart. In addition to my hometown of Nanjing, I have also been paying attention to your development

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Back then, I was still young and boarded the train to Fuyang alone with my backpack. I was both excited and timid. Until I was in my early 20s, I lived a carefree life under the protection of my parents. The outside world was really Is it so exciting? I want to experience it myself. A technical support job provides me with the opportunity to fly anywhere in the world. My parents are pleased that when their children grow up, it is time to fold their wings and let me fly alone. .My mother sent me to the station. I was sad all the way. She told me that Fuyang was a bad place and I must be careful. I kept silent because I was already used to my mother's instructions. I listened attentively and never contradicted me. The moment I stood, I suddenly felt panicked. The crowds of people were rolling in. I was reduced to a leaf in the sea of ??people. Helpless panic hit my heart. I took a deep breath and stepped up my steps. I was determined not to hesitate or look back. I couldn't let my momentary weakness This only added to my mother's worries. The train finally started, and my mother's text message also arrived at the right time: "When you get there, call home. Be careful when dealing with people you are cheating on!" I texted back: "Don't worry about everything." I felt relieved for a long time. The tone, rather than saying that my mother sent me away, it is better to say that I sent my mother away.

The outside world is really strange. I was so excited and sleepless all night that I climbed on the bed and looked out the window at the night-covered scenery along the way. Humanity makes people happy, and I keep it all in my heart.

Early in the morning, when the train arrived at the station, I wiped away my tiredness, walked out of the station with high spirits, walked onto the streets of Fuyang, and looked around fiercely. , everything is so fresh. The buildings in the city are not high, some are new and some are old, but they look quiet and peaceful in the morning fog. There are not many pedestrians and vehicles on the road, and the rhythm is slow, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. My stomach is growling, I found it. It’s a spacious breakfast shop. I ordered a bowl of three fresh noodles for 2.5 yuan. It was a big bowl and the portion was sufficient. I ate very hard and didn’t want to waste it. In fact, I still had half a bowl left. It was a shame. I just finished my breakfast. My mother called after me.

"Are you here?"

"Are you here?"

"Why don't you call home?"

"It's too early, I'm afraid it will affect your rest"

"If you don't obey me, please settle down, finish the matter, and come back early"

"Got it".

After talking to my mother, I took a taxi. The starting price was three yuan, which was very fair. I felt comfortable. The driver was very cheerful and started chatting with me. I asked him where he was now and he He said it was called Yingquan District, what a nice place name, very poetic. He asked me where I was from, and I said Nanjing. He said it was a good place with development. I said Fuyang was also good, and it felt pretty good. The master shook his head and smiled. , his expression showed a kind of helplessness, which puzzled me. After chatting for a while, the car arrived at the destination, the postal building on Renmin Middle Road (the memory is a bit fuzzy, anyway, it is a postal-related building), I found the contact person, and I was generally familiar with it. I took a look at the working environment and found that I was not too busy. I had to find a place to stay first. Opposite the Post Office Building is the Zhongjing Hotel, which is very convenient. I immediately booked a room and the price was affordable. I remember it was 158 yuan. The room was in good condition. I will sort it out. I packed my luggage, opened the window, and wanted to see the scenery of Fuyang from a high place. I glanced around and saw white dots all over the street. I took a closer look and saw that they were basically white plastic bags. The wind was dancing, and the pace of the city was slow. Such a macro view In my eyes, I feel depressed, maybe because it was relatively early. Everything is going so smoothly, I feel very good, I don’t have much to do at work, I go to the site for busy meetings every day, and I spend most of my time walking around the city. Fuyang No. 1 Middle School, go in and have a look It's a very spectacular campus. It looks like a key middle school. There is also an electronics mall. To be honest, I have a bad impression of that mall. I bought two USB adapter cables in a store, but they didn't work. The most annoying thing is that there is a barber shop called "Little Sanzi" in the alley next to the postal building. It has just opened and its speakers are blasting all day long, which seriously affects my work efficiency.

Second The hotel suddenly overflowed with guests when it was dark.

The hotel was full, and all the surrounding hotels were full. Many hotels hung up large banners to welcome the Fuyang Municipal People's Congress deputies. When I took a walk to Buckingham Palace at night, I saw a large number of police officers arrayed in an orderly manner near the hotel. I thought there was a crime. , ran to look, but there was nothing. The police were using them as props for the official’s pavilion. This phenomenon also happened at other hotel intersections. I snickered. The biggest one was the secretary of the prefecture-level municipal party committee. More details below. It's Sesame Mung Bean, and I guess even the terrorists will look down on it. After a friend recommended it, there is a small restaurant (I forgot the name) not far from the train station. It's not big, but the taste is very good. I went there because of its reputation, and it turns out that the appearance is not that good. Yes, but there were so many customers. The boss was a middle-aged woman with a slightly chubby figure, warm and considerate. She recommended their shop’s signature dishes to me, which of course I accepted. My boss’s son told me that although my shop is small, The chef invited it from a big hotel, so the taste is absolutely on point. The government's food is what we eat most... Would officials come to eat in this kind of restaurant? I was doubtful. After a while, a group of people who looked like civil servants came out of the private room and sprayed the food. Smelling of alcohol, men and women walked out of the door arm-in-arm, and I believed it. Of course, the food in this small restaurant was really delicious, and I had a great feast.

After dinner, I took a taxi back to Renmin Road. I got off the car at the footbridge, and there were several shopping malls around. I went in to take a look, but I didn’t have any desire to shop. After leaving the shopping mall, I walked onto the street. When the lights were on, I walked leisurely. The noisy but not gorgeous night view of the city made me think a lot. The city's economic situation is not good, it lacks vitality, and its official-oriented mentality is serious, which always gives people a feeling of sluggishness. However, the people I have come into contact with are enthusiastic, their thoughts are not complex, and they are easy to get along with.

Part 1 The next day, the work was completed and I was leaving the city. I called my mother. She was very happy and told her to be safe on the road. I bought everything you like to eat. I reassured my mother. At the last moment when I entered the train station, I looked back at Fuyang with mixed emotions. Fuyang was the first stop for me to fly my dreams. However, Fuyang, you make me feel like a patient. If you are sick, you will get medical treatment. If you feel pain, I will feel pain too. I feel pain with my father. Mom, take care of me. If you are in pain, who will take care of you?

In the days that followed, I went to Fuyang several times for a power plant project. Once I went to Fuyang, my heart hurt. Zhou Peng Town, a 21st century city suburb, the rural areas are really poor. Looking up, you can see the low red brick houses with family planning slogans everywhere. As night falls, the simple windows of the villagers see little dim lights. The incandescent lights were like the scene in rural Nanjing in the 1980s. I seemed to have returned to my childhood, but I didn’t feel friendly because it was very depressing.

In the past few years, scandals have occurred frequently in Fuyang. Here is a list of what has happened and what is happening now. , shocking.

1. Xiao Zuoxin and his wife were sentenced to death for accepting bribes

2. Wang Huaizhong---Anhui people called him the bad guy, was executed for accepting huge bribes

3. Fuyang is building an international metropolis

4. Fuyang International Airport, the annual passenger throughput is 902 people

5. Big-headed baby incident---Fuyang poisonous milk powder case Caused the death of 12 children by poisoning

6. Dozens of judges were arrested in Fuyang Intermediate Court case and the female director was jailed

7. Fuyang AIDS orphans caused by selling blood attracted the world Eyeballs

8. A fake drug scandal was exposed in Fuyang, Anhui, the country's largest pharmaceutical market

9. The problematic drug "Xinfu" caused harm to several provinces and led to Zheng Xiaoyu

10. Fuyang White House whistleblower committed suicide in prison

11. More than a thousand children in Fuyang, Anhui Province were infected with enterovirus EV1, and the government concealed the epidemic

Fuyang is a famous experimental field for political performance, and it is so ambitious. The mediocre officials in Fuyang can act aggressively, do mischief, and pile up useless political achievements as a way to climb up.

Fuyang is a famous official town in China for corruption. The dirty officials who have fallen down have succeeded one after another, and it is called a black hole in officialdom.

The people of Fuyang still work at sunrise and rest at sunset. They are accustomed to no one being responsible for their future but still love their homeland.

Fuyang, I can’t bear to see you anymore, you Already terminally ill, I can only beautify your outline in my heart, and create an illusion of you who is full of vitality.

But, Fuyang, you can still

Can you stand up? Can you still regain your healthy image? One day in the future, I hope to take my children with me, go to Fuyang, point to every scene and thing in Fuyang, and say proudly: "Look, this is your father's debut in the country." ".

This post is reposted and not written by me.