Terrible and romantic Valentine's Day greetings

Terrible and romantic Valentine's Day greetings

Terrible and romantic Valentine's Day greetings, in our daily study, work and life, everyone will use greetings to a certain extent, which can enhance our emotional communication with others. Let's take a look at the horrible and romantic Valentine's greetings.

Terrible and romantic Valentine's Day greetings 1 May love hold your throat and force your lips to smile.

May love choke you and make you smile.

May the logical files in your brain be destroyed by a bug called "love".

May all the logical files in your brain be destroyed by a program called "love".

May you release a storm of love to the person you love.

May you pour out your stormy feelings to the people you love.

May chocolate, candy and lovely snacks bombard your family, friends and loved ones.

May your family, friends and lovers be bombarded with chocolates, sweets and love feasts.

May the romantic gift get lost and find the way to your cabin.

May romantic gifts get lost and come to your cabin.

If charm can really kill people, may you be the first victim.

If charm can really kill people, I hope you are the first victim.

May you be submerged in the ocean of two beautiful eyes, and no one will save you.

May you be submerged by a pair of beautiful oceans, and there is no possibility of being saved.

May Cupid catch you and lock your fingers with an engagement ring.

May Cupid catch you and lock your fingers with an engagement ring.

May you run hard, but stumble at the altar and watch your poor single state die happily.

May you fall into the altar in despair and watch your single life die happily.

Terrible and romantic Valentine's Day greetings 2 1. I robbed the Tang Priest's white horse, grabbed Cupid's arrow, and deliberately tripped Yue Lao and stole a red rope with only one purpose, that is, to be your Prince Charming, and I am the only one to accompany you every Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

2. I put happiness in a tube, wrap it into strips, embed sweetness with tens of thousands of dollars, and carve romance on the whiteboard. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

I wrote I love you on the note, and it was blown away by the wind. I wrote I love you in the street and was detained by the police. Finally, I wrote I love you in a short message. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

4. I give happiness to cheerful people, love to those who understand love, happiness to those who have feelings, hope to those who wait, success to those who struggle, and all my best wishes to those who are reading short messages! Happy Valentine's Day.

I found a part-time job with no salary, no rest days and no layoffs. I work 24 hours a day, which is my favorite job, and that is-I miss you! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

6. I searched east, west, south, north, up, down, left and right, but I couldn't find my heart in all directions. Suddenly, I realized that my heart had been stolen by you.

7. After thousands of generations, I tried my best to cross the Qian Shan. On Valentine's Day, I gather a thousand words to send a blessing. May you be sweet and happy forever!

8. Happy Valentine's Day to the people in bed! Let everyone remember: a good fire wastes charcoal, a good woman wastes Korea and a good car wastes.

9. Tell you the classic of chasing women: arm your mind with knowledge, throw the game outside the cloud nine, do a good job of everyone's love, wait patiently with your heart, and bid farewell to being single from now on. So much love is sweeter than honey, and you will never be lonely again in your life!

10, I am drifting with the unmanned youth in the long river of years. The loneliness of the world of mortals once stopped me; The core of behavior was once full of loss; When I passed you by, I seemed to understand the true meaning of life and love.

1 1, I can't help thinking about you, just like a bird can't help flying, can't help thinking about you, just like a rose can't help opening, can't help sending you a text message, wants to talk about her heart, can't help thinking about how you see it and can't help laughing! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

12, I may be busy sometimes, but I still don't forget to bless you when I am busiest; I may be very tired sometimes, but I will still think of you sweetly when I am most tired; I may be lazy sometimes, but I will send you a message when I am laziest. Happy Valentine's Day!

13, I'm a little tempted. I will give you some care and give you a vest to warm your heart. This is my sincerity. I hope you are satisfied. Even if you are not tempted, I have my perseverance and put my heart in your palm!

14, I have a dream, I really want to be your cup: get up every day, kiss me, take me to work and school, miss me when you are thirsty, hold me in your hand all the time, and love me forever.

I use Lian Zhi to write poems that love you, I invite a lovebird to describe your dreams, I let the seas run dry and the rocks crumble to add a wall that loves you, and I invite the earth to be with you forever. On Valentine's Day, I wish you, my favorite, long happiness!

16, I remembered your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, your dribs and drabs with my eyes and everything with my heart. I love you, baby!

17, I use a Pentium kernel to cut off good luck, copy happiness, paste auspiciousness, send messages, open your files, download your data, and store "I love you" in your hard disk forever!

18, my love for you is like a raging river, like a runaway Yellow River flooding, like a brilliant sunset in the western hills, and I desperately want you.

19, my love for you can last forever, my love for you can travel through time and space, persistence is my promise to you, eternity is my oath to you, and my love for you will never change until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Honey, I love you!

20. My online love for you: click on your appearance, save my love, upload my concern, send "I love you", accept your response and connect our lives. Happy Valentine's Day! Love you forever!

2 1, Valentine's Day, remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers, beware of insiders, wish old lovers not to get old, new lovers not to run away, and many young lovers not to disturb insiders! Happy Valentine's Day!

22. I traveled through 300 years of time and space just to meet you. In a silver winter, snowflakes fill your arms. You said you couldn't help breaking into your world. I hope I can bring you a little sweetness! Happy Valentine's Day!

23. On Valentine's Day, Toad dated Swan, and Liang Shanbo also held hands with Zhu Yingtai. All lovers shall be well, jack shall have Jill, and Yue Lao also asked Wukong to send a text message to wish you and Miss Gao a happy and sweet life.

24, Valentine's Day, lovers knot, regardless of the wind and rain, beauty * * * cross. Years are like torches, time is like anger, mountains and rivers move, heaven and earth shake, giving you a song of Chanjuan. Rose language, you are graceful, I accompany you, and we have been in the same boat for thousands of years!

25. On Valentine's Day, please take love as a cover, take lovers as the center, gather old lovers in secret, meet old lovers in secret under the moon, find infatuated people on the Internet, and accelerate the development of young lovers. If there are no lovers during the festival, go home and coax your wife.

On Valentine's Day, the goddess of love passed by and showed the world the kingdom of love. She said that the kingdom of love is very big, bigger than the vast universe. The kingdom of love is also very small, which can be contained in a true heart. Actually love is your kingdom!

27, Valentine's Day, send you four lovers: happy lovers, bring you a happy mood; Good luck lover, bring you everything you want; A successful lover brings you a bright future; A healthy lover brings you infinite happiness!

28, Valentine's Day, send you three lovers: one is to accompany you for a lifetime, one is to accompany you, and the other is to stay in your heart forever. Their names are: health, peace and happiness! Happy Valentine's Day!

29, Valentine's Day, send you a paper contract, the agreement is as follows: time-life after life, every moment; Location-the ends of the earth; People-you and me; Things-deep love, holding hands, never giving up. Seal it quickly!

30, Valentine's Day, flattered, having dinner with lovers all over the street, HongLing, an old man under the moon, tied each other really firmly and never gave up, this is the real magnet! I wish you a romantic and happy holiday!

3 1, on Valentine's Day, roses are on fire, so I think roses are too vulgar in your taste! The society is developing, and people should think far. So I bought a handful of coriander, 24K pure natural! Ask me how much I love you. Coriander represents my heart!

32. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, then lie in your gentle stomach, dissolve it in your blood, and feel your breath-I won't come out until you give it back to me!

33. On Valentine's Day, all shall be well, jack shall have Jill. If not, don't be discouraged. If you have a goal, redouble your efforts. If you don't have a goal, keep looking. Romantic candlelight dinner, real gathering under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it a secret!

34. Valentine's Day, let's embrace romance. The romance of two people together is warm, and the warmth of two people together is not afraid of cold. If you are not afraid of the cold, you will have feelings, and the feelings will last a long time.

35. On Valentine's Day, under the guise of love, take lovers as the center, secretly gather old lovers, secretly meet old lovers under the moon, and look for spoony people online to accelerate the development of young lovers. If there are no lovers during the festival, go home and coax your wife!

36. On Valentine's Day, in order to maintain the stability of love, the state will issue a love restriction order, stipulating that everyone can only have one lover, and anyone who has two or more lovers will be subject to a love tax. Relax, my friend.

37. Valentine's Day can be very short. When the hand is pulled loose, the lover is gone. If you can't let go, your lover will become a wife. Do you know what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? On Valentine's Day, all lovers come to visit you.

38. Miss sending flowers on Valentine's Day, and give you three flowers on Women's Day. Roses rely on it to express their feelings. A box of popcorn, be careful to eat as a gourmet. Women's flowers, I wish you always beautiful!

39. Valentine's Day is coming. You know, a pot can't be without a lid, a fire can't be without a flame, a needle can't be without a tip, and a key can't be without a chain, so I can't be without you!

40. When Valentine's Day comes, I will say hello to you soon. May your good things continue, surrounded by peach blossoms, and the beautiful women on the road look at you with bedroom eyes and smile shyly at you. A happy marriage is really beautiful, and I will accompany you to the old age!

4 1, Valentine's Day is coming, I send you a seven-color flower: red is auspicious, blue is wishful, green is vitality, yellow is lucky, orange is sweet, pink is happy, and purple is happy. May your love be sweet and your life be colorful!

42, Valentine's Day tie love: smile is not as good as smirking, let him completely faint; A hug is not as good as a bear hug, whether he likes it or not; It is better to send flowers than money. Affordability is the most important thing these days! It's just funny. I wish you a beautiful love!

I swear to you on Valentine's Day: I will give you every penny I earn in the future, and I will never abandon your chubby figure. Even if your weight is getting heavier and heavier, I will still be happy to hold you. I love you, my piggy bank

44, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; It is meaningless that I don't love you; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I can't not text you. Happy holidays!

45, Valentine's Day is coming, silly to send some flowers and plants; Running around with frivolous leaders; Vulgar enough to eat and drink; Boring dance; Boldly cuddle; Crazy on the spot; Timid to send a message to say hello; No, stay home and think about it.

46. Valentine's Day is coming. I wish you will always be a romantic, passionate, youthful, sincere, affectionate, sweet and infatuated person!

47, Valentine's Day is coming, you must fully practice the scientific concept of lovers and constantly improve the happiness index of lovers. The house should be delivered, and the car should be delivered. If it really doesn't work, send garlic, which has appreciation potential.

48. Valentine's Day is coming. If there is still a heartbeat, if there is still a smile, if there is still my short message harassment, it doesn't matter if you love it or not. Although I can't be your soul mate, I can cherish your heart. Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day. I wish you always romance, enthusiasm, youth, true feelings, innocence, sweetness and infatuation!

Happy Valentine's Day! May today's you embrace warmth, tonight's you enjoy sweetness, tonight's you, your dreams come true, this year's you, everything goes well, this life's you, always happy, this life's you, happy every day!