A humorous confession

Lonely night because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. You never regret the person you loved, but you are satisfied when you get it! The following humorous sentences about confession are collected by me, I hope they will help you!

You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, and I turn around for you. Happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

2. My eyes look at you affectionately. They are as blue as the sea, so pure that they can't be kneaded into a small fine sand.

I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

5. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

6. Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

7. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

8. If I really tell my guilt, I'm afraid you will think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless.

9. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

10, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

1 1, singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

12, in the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

13, people say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

14, there are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching characters in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is!

15, it is a kind of fate that you and I met, and we cherish this hard-won feeling. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life.

16, recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this?

17, it is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

18, the greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you will not meet the second person who loves you as much as I do.

19, love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us fall in love, love makes us care, let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

20. A gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!

2 1, I think I have a crush on you for a long time.

Honey, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me. For you, I can stay on the moon for nine days, but I can catch turtles in five oceans! ? Because: that? Month? Is that you? Turtle? You too!

23. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I can't help thinking of you: every moment in my dream and every minute when I wake up.

It's no use talking too much. I just like you. I feel empty when I can't see you for a day. Sometimes my words don't sound good and my face doesn't look good, but I really love you. You are enough in my life.

2. When I met you, I was the rain in early spring. When I stare at you, I am the shade of midsummer. When I am near you, I am a star in late autumn. When I have you, I am the sun in the middle of winter.

Whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisonous wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

Your love is like a star, sometimes bright, sometimes dark. I don't expect gorgeous, I just want dim lights to keep out the cold.

5. Weather forecast: I will miss you sometimes in the early morning and during the day, but I will become crazy in the afternoon, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees in the early stage. Affected by the continuous low pressure, it is predicted that such weather will continue to you.

6. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of mine!

7. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how much fate there is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I will cherish every second of having you as my girlfriend!

9. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

10, I want to be the sand flowing from your fingertips, and I want to be the wind blowing on your face. Let me feel your tenderness again.

1 1, I don't have too many sweet words, I only have a heart that loves you forever. It was not easy for us to meet. Do you really want this love to blow away like the wind? The deeper you love, the more painful your heart is. Leaving you is my most painful choice.

12, take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

13, colourful words can only embellish feelings. If I am silent, it is because I really love you. Maybe I'm not your favorite, but I know you are the favorite of my life! I have been in love for thousands of years, and the person I love in this life is still you.

14, that's how I love you, okay? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it. It seems impossible for me not to love you!

15, regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me, and wherever I go, you are the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

16, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

17, I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

18, you like me after receiving this message, and you secretly love me after deleting it. If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

19, according to the earliest love poem, it is written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

20. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life.

2 1, what is romance, knowing that she doesn't love you, and giving her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

22. Dear? Scanning? To you, my love? Program? Just? Start? Well, people say we are very? Compatible? Who does it belong to? Hyperlinks? Especially in the days we met, the feelings were very fast. Upgrade? Yes!

23. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

24. The moment I first met you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl.

25. Gently put the oath on your finger. From now on, we will have a lifetime. Looking at your beautiful face tonight will be the only name in my future arms.

26. I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you.

27. I was born to smile and touch my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you. I will always be the most sincere to you, and I will never change my mind.

28. If wind and rain make us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand, we can still feel romantic.

29. You know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

30. If it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

3 1. liking you means missing you when I can't see you. Like you is to look at you stupidly when I see you. To like you is to like the tenderness in your eyes and the smile on your lips!

32, you are my woman, I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

33. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me became my gift. I will use it for the rest of my life every time, unless you give me another one.

34. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth. Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

36. Lanaha, once a thief, was in front of my eyes. I didn't take it lightly. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

37. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life?

You told me that you would take care of me all my life, but you broke your word, but it doesn't matter. I will wait for you forever, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. I have a tear from you in my heart. When will you come back to dry it?

39. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste another dime of my mobile phone fee!

40. Love is empty, and I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

4 1, I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

42. Lonely night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. You never regret the person you loved, but you are satisfied when you get it!

You gave me the whole starry sky so that I could come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.

44. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it

45. I want to give you half a rose to represent half my heart, because the other half has been torn to pieces by you. Tears are the smell that I miss you, and my heart can't be redeemed. If memory is the only answer, I will never forget that I was beautiful.

46. My heart is split in two! Half is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When necessary, one side is the tree of the other. Let's join hands and move towards a better tomorrow.

47. Throw away the chains, troubles and obstacles that are wrapped around you. What are you going to say?

48. My love for you will always be a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow. Love you more every day! No matter how far the kite flies, the thread will always be in the kite's hand, and no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you!

49. I'm not that busy, so I want to find a part-time job. Professional love undergraduate! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid all year round and never quit!

50. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

5 1, I make the same wish every day to let you enter my world from now on. When dreams become vows, I believe that one day love will come true because of sincerity!

52. I am crazy about you, crazy about you, and I am heartbroken for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is always endless. You will think of me when you love me, like a star on a summer night; If you like, please forget me, just like a dream in spring.

I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone.

Wherever you are, whenever you need me, I will. Fly? Go back to your side.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.

56. I can miss the rising sun and the afterglow of the sunset. Only you and I can't miss it. You are the choice I have no regrets in my life!

57. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

I don't know when I started to rely on you, dear. Happy Valentine's Day online.

If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

60. After the enthusiasm, we will burn each other. What business do we need? But after a long time, cooled love needs sincere maintenance and management from each other, so that love will not deteriorate.

6 1, maybe my smile is not bright enough, but it is enough to clear the haze of winter for you; Maybe my hands are not gentle enough, but I can still brush away the worldly dust for you! If fate arranges us to be together, I will cherish you!

62. Love needs no proof. I feel it in your eyes, in your smile and in your breath. Forget who you are, and remember who I am when I see you; I will always remember the way home. When I saw you, I forgot where my home was.

63, I sing a song, the song has loneliness, about your loneliness, know the plot, romantic Valentine's Day, sweet, can you hold hands, with a white head.

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

65. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

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