Funny text messages listening to my wife's words

Interesting couples make their wives happy. Funny couples send text messages 1. Wife: Honey, I dreamed last night that you bought me an 8,000-yuan necklace. You must realize my dream! Husband: As luck would have it, I just dreamed last night that I bought you a necklace of 8000 yuan. 2. Why are you crying so hard? I was slapped on the back by my girlfriend. A: Your girlfriend can't use an iron sand palm. Will she cry when she hits it? But she can use cactus! On Tanabata this year, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl quarreled. Weaver Girl complained: We only say a few words a year, which is too painful. I want to break up with you! Cowherd was furious when he heard this: I also want to talk big with my mobile phone and send you a text message, which is a necessary chat tool for couples! But on this day, there is no cell phone signal! 4. The wife is settling accounts: "rent, living expenses, clothing expenses, nutrition expenses, beauty expenses, telephone charges, Internet access fees ..."

The husband sighed helplessly: "Yes, we didn't even waste it." 5. Wife: What about your new salary? Husband: I saw several poor people yesterday and gave them charity. The wife was surprised: you idiot, you gave all your salary to others. Where is it? Husband: At the poker table! 6. A girl scolded her husband: "You have changed, and you have valued your friends all your life. Is there something wrong with men's brains as soon as they get married? "

The husband replied, "No, men only get married when they are out of their minds." 7. Wife: "Which province men dislike women the least?"

The husband said, "It's economical." Interesting couples talk to make their wives happy. 8. Husband: "Now students are too open, so the principal and I decided never to kiss at school." The wife was surprised: "Is your headmaster a man or a woman?" Reprinted /gaoxiduanxin/ 1462.html