Joke: SMS boyfriend.

1, a girl in the class, thick-skinned, narcissistic, but afraid to compliment her appearance.

One day in the self-study class, she suddenly said to the male deskmate, "Only those boys who have cars and houses can deserve me!" " "The girls in the class cast admiring eyes.

The male deskmate didn't even look up and said, "I'll sell my car and house when I get home."

2. A classmate said to his partner, "My teacup fell to the ground, but it didn't shed half a drop of water. Why, do you know? "

"That teacup is empty?"

"no! The cup is full of milk. "

Every morning, I want to know how reluctant I am to leave you. I really want to stay with you for a while, even if it's only five minutes. However, I have to go to class. I am very busy.

Can you understand me? I'll stay with you when I come back tonight, okay? You know, I love you deeply. Trust me. I won't change my mind. I can't live without you.

Miss you. Dear bed.

4. "I just saw a math problem being refined, and the method was extremely strange. I think that if you do this problem, you will definitely improve your proficiency in formulas, which is very good for your mathematics. "

"Speak human words!"

"I can't do this problem ..."

5. "I just chat with my roommate Xiaobai on weekdays, thinking that if I can have such leisure every day, it will be great for the palace where I seldom rest on weekdays."

"Speak human words!"

"I don't want to go to class."