If you want to find a text message about God, all you need is the word "God" in the text.

I told God that I hope our friendship with you will last forever. God said no, it can only last for 7 days. I said yes: Monday to Sunday. God said no, only 4 days, I said yes: spring, summer, autumn and winter. God said no, only 3 days. I said yes: yesterday, today, and tomorrow. God said no, only 2 days, I said yes: dark day and day. God said no, only one day, I said yes, God was surprised, I said: every day as long as I live! ! Friends, happy today

I also have some little jokes to see if they can help the poster~~

God’s SMS Series 1

A rich man prayed to God: " God! I am willing to use all my money in exchange for my youth."

The rich man indeed became younger. But he also became a pauper. After a few days, the rich man could not bear the poverty. Xiwei prayed to God again: "Oh God! You should change me back! I'm tired of being poor!"

The rich man turned back again, but his property was only half of its original value. Rich When I was feeling angry, I received a text message from God:

"Youth Invincible Experience Poverty Life Experience Service Project Fees are as follows:..."

God's SMS Series 2

A coward who was always bitten by dogs prayed to God: "Oh God! Let all the dogs in the world be afraid of me!"

Sure enough, , and from then on all the dogs ran away in fear when they saw him. The coward was very proud, so he prayed to God again: "God! Please make all the tigers in the world afraid of me!"

After the coward finished praying, he hurriedly ran to the mountain to look for the tiger, but the tiger ate him in one bite. The next day, the coward’s cell phone received a text message from God:

" Sorry! This service is not currently available."

God's SMS Series 3

A stingy rich man prayed to God: "Oh God! I am willing to exchange my life for one day." I will be healthy all my life."

God sent a text message: "The amount is insufficient! The transaction will not be processed."

The rich man was very disappointed, so he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet. Pray to God: "Oh God! Then I will trade my two days of life for a lifetime of health." God sent another text message:

"Insufficient balance! The application will not be processed."

God's SMS Series 4

A poor young man prayed to God: "Oh God! Please take the sake of my poverty in life and give me a beautiful girl!" The young man went home. Finally, he saw a beautiful girl sitting on his bed, and he was very happy. But a few days later, the boy found that although the girl was beautiful, she was too good at spending money, and the poor boy became even poorer. So he went back to Pray to God: "Oh God! Please make this beautiful girl become frugal. I really can't afford to support her!"

Since then, the girl has indeed become frugal. Not only is she not messy, He spent money and was busy doing housework all day long. But his beautiful face became uglier day by day. When the young man was wondering, God sent a text message:

"The real-time exchange rate between external beauty and inner beauty is as follows. ....."

I hope the poster likes it^_^~