Funny and naughty birthday wishes

Interesting and naughty birthday greetings!

1, I count your birthday by the day, and I am a vegetarian three days in advance. Who knew you had a rescheduled call? Alas, I haven't had breakfast yet. I can only say to you on an empty stomach: birthday chopsticks are left!

2. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings. Happy birthday to the birthday star, as happy as the East China Sea!

3, the world will be ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

4. Today is your birthday. I will package all the happiness and happiness of my life to you and integrate it into this short message. Don't let me down. You are one year older and happier!

5. You use beautiful rings and fragrant ink to make a calendar. On this day every year, I will bless your birthday with deep thoughts!

6, today's birthday does not accept red envelopes, do not accept red envelopes, do not accept red envelopes, do not accept red envelopes, red envelopes also received greetings. Blessing, blessing, new atmosphere, always happy.

7. I stir happiness with milk, sweeten happiness with chocolate, and decorate this moment with fruit. I hope this friendship cake can add a wonderful birthday to you, my friend. Happy birthday.

8. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor. All right, the song list is over.

Today is the angel's birthday. Spring breeze will bring her rolling financial resources, sunshine will bring her a happy life, and white clouds will bring her a successful career. My short message will now bring her sincere: Happy birthday!

10, I never doubt the value of your existence. My life is beautiful because of you. No matter what the world will become, I hope you are very happy today every year!

1 1. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday! Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed.

12, one year later today belongs to you: your birthday, your birthday. I congratulate you. This card and sincere heart belong to you.

13, send you a bowl of noodles, not salty or light. Eating it can live longer and make you happy enough. Good luck comes every day, and health lasts forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pine and cypress, and always soak in the spring breeze!

14, unforgettable is our pure friendship! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation and wish you a happy birthday!

15, are you hungry-I am bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!

16, flowers are similar every year, and people are different every year. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just want you to be happy!

17, please give your mobile phone to the person you love: May the sun and the moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings become the source of your happiness.