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Listen to the end of the morning snow. August 2023
First, urban fairy tales
1, * * * for a lifetime
Copywriter: Qin Yan slapped him the day I broke up with his parents for me.
He ran out in shame and died in an accident.
I wrote a will, left the company where I worked hard for ten years, and went with him.
Open your eyes again and go back to the year when we loved each other the most.
When I found him, he squinted at me with his little green plum in his arms.
What, you haven't played enough, and you want to slap again?
I only hit him once.
He was born again, too
Protagonist: He He and Qin Yan.
Supporting roles: Willen, Ye Qian and Xu Wenwen.
Category: swearing, double rebirth, husband-chasing crematorium.
Wind and rain are different boats.
Copywriter: Reunion, ex-boyfriend holding his fiancee announced the news of marriage.
I took a picture and sent it to his mother. Looks like a good match. Congratulations on your wish.
I just wanted to send it, but my wrist was clenched.
Yo, are you still in touch with my mother? He stared at me sullenly. Why didn't he get enough money?
It was horribly quiet around, and I looked up with a pale face.
I don't know when the music stopped.
I became the focus of attention.
Protagonist: Shen, Gu Xiao.
Category: now, swear words.
The reading order of this article is as follows: Wen-Shen's Heart-Beyond Shen.
Step 3 ask the truth
Copywriter: On my wedding day, my twin sister knocked me out and locked me in the basement.
Then he pretended to be me and married my fiance.
From today, your man is mine. Her eyes are full of determination.
She left in a hurry.
I didn't notice that I stopped breathing in the dark.
Protagonist: Lu, Shen Peizhi.
Category: modern fantasy, abusive writing.
4. Rescue an old friend and return
Copywriter: In the seventh year of marriage, Lin Yangui threw a pregnancy test sheet in front of me, which belonged to another woman.
You don't want to have a baby, so I have to find someone else to do it for you.
He rubbed his left tail ring and his brow turned cold.
I pushed the divorce papers to him, signed this, and you and I were both happy.
I'm here to fix the plot BUG. Now the mission has failed and the world is about to be erased.
I don't think he loves me.
But I don't want to be tied to someone who doesn't love me until I die.
Protagonist: Su Ruan, Lin Yangui, Ye Porcelain.
Category: now, swear words.
5, don't go through the year.
Copywriter: When school bullying was desperate, I confessed to the boy I liked.
But I heard him show off to his brothers.
You see, I'm just a little special to her. Some people just want to tear her to pieces.
Isn't it the meanest thing in the world to fall in love with an abuser?
Only then did I know that he personally promoted the bullying of all the girls in the school.
When we meet again a few years later, I will try my best to catch him step by step.
The day he confessed to me, I patted his face with a grimace of a grin.
Isn't it the meanest thing in the world to fall in love with an abuser?
Xu Jingnian, how can you walk on the road I once walked!
Protagonist: Jian Nanxing (Ruan Mian), Jiang Yu, Xu Jingnian, Xia Hefeng.
Type: school bullying, abusive writing, self-salvation.
Step 6: no return
Copywriter: On my daughter's birthday, I heard her whisper to her husband.
It's good to have two mothers.
Before I recovered from the shock, I heard my husband whisper.
It's our little secret, but don't let mom know.
Oh, my daughter is very clever.
At this moment, my world collapsed.
Leading roles: Han Sirui, Tan Jiaming and Zhao Man.
Category: Xianyan, revenge cool article.
7. Time to brew wine
Copywriter: I woke up and went back to senior three.
Puppy love was reported and criticized in the academic affairs office that day.
I was openly hostile to my teacher here in my last life, which killed my parents and ruined my future.
I didn't deserve you before, so I dragged you down to make me deserve you, and now you don't deserve me.
Even the puppy love stepped on my head.
In this life, in order not to call my parents, I took the initiative to make a vow to be admitted to Tsinghua.
My classmates laughed at me, and my grades were too low. I dare to expect to clear the North.
Isn't the crane tail in Cai Ying's class a skill? I answer in one sentence.
Later, at the thank-you banquet, as a student of Tsinghua, I stood beside the headmaster and made a speech.
They sat not far away with their heads down, their faces red.
My ex-boyfriend who wanted to step on my upper position was suspended for cheating in the college entrance examination and missed the college entrance examination for the next five years.
Starring: Luo Xiyue, Jiang Lansheng and Wang Yang.
Category: Now, rebirth revenge, campus romance.
8. Two love letters
Copywriter: The boy who has a secret crush for ten years jumped off the building.
On the day of my confession, I was forced to death by my family and turned into a rain of blood in front of me.
Later, when I saw the love letter he wrote to me, I accidentally went back to the past.
This time, I want to save him.
Protagonists: Ming Xia and Can Zhou.
Category: realistic emotion, redemption direction, crossing vs rebirth, campus culture.
9. the echo of fate
Copywriting: After the college entrance examination, my twin sister pretended to be me and gave a speech as the top scholar in the province.
Students' competitive experience.
God gave me food. In my mind, Ye is an example.
She secretly glanced at my boyfriend Ye canoe, trying to speak.
I have a backhand 1 10.
I miss Bai Piao, and I love my man all my life. I don't agree!
The main characters:, and Ye canoe.
Category: now, in the book, campus.
10, mountains and rivers are branches.
Copywriter: Nine years of secret love for Qichuan.
But because he said that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, he kept the secret deep in his heart and chose to get married on a blind date.
Before getting married, my boyfriend found out the secret I secretly loved and accused me of using him as a spare tire.
I decided to mainly, only to find that he had a new lover and wanted to force me to take the initiative to break up and monopolize the wedding room.
At this time, I was ready to fight back, but I met Qichuan again at the most embarrassing moment in my life.
Goodbye to Qichuan, I still can't help but be moved.
I escaped before I fell completely.
When I was about to settle in an 18th-tier city, Qichuan blocked me in front of the window: Nanzhi, I have prepared my home for you. How can you run away?
It turned out that that sentence was just a joke played by my classmates to protect me, but I missed him for nine years.
Protagonist: Nan Zhi, Qi Chuan, Han Yushan.
Type: now, unrequited love, career orientation.
1 1, Muguang
Copywriter: My boyfriend earns 5w+ a month, but he always gives me gifts of tens of dollars.
I know he is stingy, and I never dispute with him.
Later, grandpa was seriously ill and needed money badly. I cried and asked him to borrow it.
Not only did he have no money, but he also turned around and spent hundreds of thousands to buy a bag for the goddess.
After my grandfather died, he knew that I had inherited a house in the city and begged me to turn back.
I threw his cheap gift in his face and wanted to get back together unless I gave my grandfather back!
Protagonist: Wang Shu, Shen Qingci, Nan Zhi.
Category: abuse of words, abuse of dross, career orientation.
12, under tenderness
Copywriter: My boyfriend always gives away my bag and jewelry behind my back.
I don't want to put up with it because of a little money.
As a result, as soon as he spoke, he asked me to give his parents 5 million to do business.
Your family is so rich, why are my parents worse than yours!
Leading role: Cheng Xiao and Song Yihang.
Category: abusive writing, abusive writing, career orientation.
13, control
Copywriter: My boyfriend and my best friend have a tense relationship, and they pinch each other as soon as they meet.
I was exhausted at both ends, but on the Mid-Autumn Festival, I caught him peeling shrimp for my best friend.
My best friend eats shrimp. He picks up the head of shrimp on his plate and sucks it happily.
After eating for a while, his girlfriend spoiled him and let him feed him, and also took the opportunity to pinch his fingers.
He gently scraped the tip of her nose with his phalanx and smiled gently.
Only then did I know that the clown was myself.
Protagonist: Lin Xiangwan, Jiang Chuan, Ji Jiarou.
Category: abusive writing, abusive writing, career orientation.
14, falling lamp sea
Copywriter: When I woke up, the community was closed.
I have no time to hoard food. I looked at the refrigerator cleaner than my face and was dumbfounded.
After eating white rice for five days, I had the idea of my ex-boyfriend
It was dark and windy at night, so I sneaked into his house.
In his double-door refrigerator, he was enjoying himself, and he appeared ghostly at the kitchen door in his pajamas.
The LED light in the refrigerator shines on my face, pale and pale.
"I said I was a ghost, do you believe it?" I looked him in the eye, holding broccoli, platter, potato and Flammulina velutipes.
He raised his eyebrows and looked me up and down. "Yan ghost?"
"No," I guarded my weapon ration. "You fool ..."
He froze for a few seconds and smiled angrily.
Leading role: Lin and Liang Youli.
Category: sweet talk, epidemic theme, the second time.
15, left chord
Copywriter: I hit the school bully
I thought he was my online lover and wanted to break up so that I could pursue learning God.
After breaking up, I found that the object of online dating was learning God. ...
Protagonist: gentle, Lu,
Category: Xianyan, Zhuifu Crematorium, Campus Sweet Text.
Second, the relationship between * * *
1, plain hands are sexy
Copywriter: I was caught by a big golden retriever.
I was so scared that I threw away all my shopping bags.
Good dead, new black lace, hanging on the dog owner's head, peerless handsome boy.
I, died instantly!
The main characters: Lin Xue (Black Pear) and Yu Runze.
Type: sweet talk, editor vs author.
2. Xinghai hybrid
Copywriter: I went into the delivery room and found that the midwife was my predecessor.
I cried my eyes out. I don't want men. Can I have another one?
You have no choice. There was a cold light in the ex's eyes. I am the most stable in the inpatient department.
What? My eyes are black and gorgeous. ...
I survived the pregnancy of 10 alone. I just want to give my baby a family of two, with him, me and no father.
After discussing the plan to go to the hospital with my best friend, I endured the pain of the knife and sneaked away with my baby.
My predecessor blocked me in the back door when I was alone. Please explain this paternity test before I leave.
Looking at the black and white chapter in his hand, my legs trembled and I fell to the ground.
Shit, the father of the child can't get rid of it ...
Bottom line: I was pregnant in October, and I went to unload the goods happily. When I entered the delivery room, I found that the midwife was my predecessor.
Leading role: Chen Mo and Yan Ruxing.
Type: sweet talk with doctors.
3. Friends are happy.
Copywriter: I went to get the COVID-19 vaccine, complained to the doctor and vowed to see him again and take a bite!
As a result, my mother took me on a blind date at night, and the other party turned out to be a doctor.
Moreover, he is a childhood friend I haven't seen for many years. The whole thing was conspired by him and my mother. ...
Protagonist: Jiang Shenwan, Song Lin.
Type: sweet talk, doctor talk, childhood friends.
4. His love letter
Copywriter: I was hung on the advertisement wall, with pictures and texts, calling me easy virtue and molesting countless men.
They were all taken when I sent a love letter.
In the photo, the male host is handsome and fresh, and they are all handsome; The heroine has short hair and neat hair. It's all me.
For a time, I became the public enemy of all the girls in the school.
That night, I blocked the school grass Shen Xingyuan in front of the men's room.
Protagonist: Song Ran, Shen Xingyuan.
Type: sweet talk, campus orientation.
5, fan customization
Copywriting: The younger brother of Milk Dog is red-eyed, accusing the new media of being crazy in elective courses, and asking for an increase of 3,000 accounts by the end of the year.
Good boy, call sister, and sister will help you. I laughed and threw the bait.
Protagonist: Tang Simiao and Lu Chen.
Type: Xianyan, campus orientation.
6. Anti-love addiction
Copywriter: I was caught speaking ill of the CEO behind his back.
The car overturned and was caught off guard. As a forced social animal, I became emo on the spot.
Protagonist: Jiang Yue, Bai.
Type: now, career orientation, fourth love.
7. The edge is unstoppable
Copywriter: My boyfriend picked it up in the steaming room.
His girlfriend bullied him in various ways, which made me dumbfounded and told him never to compromise with evil forces.
Later, he broke up and insisted that I pay for him.
I touched his eight abdominal muscles and decided to make it up to him myself.
Protagonist: Hua.
Type: sweet talk, sports student.
8. desire
Copywriter: I came back from a business trip in the middle of the night and found a strange man at home.
Do push-ups in the living room in big shorts.
Wide shoulders and narrow waist, deep and sexy spinal groove, tight and beautiful muscle lines all over.
What's more, sweating, steaming, and exuberant hormones seem to have nowhere to put them.
When I got excited, I called the police and arrested him. ...
The main characters: Gu Jia and Zhou Muyang.
Type: now sweet talk.
9. Long-term love
Copywriting: From the age of 2 1, there is only one thing left in my New Year-blind date.
In the past four years, I have seen countless men in the blind date world and trained a pair of super invincible cheekbones.
On the nth blind date, I was depressed and took my best friend to bungee jump.
In order to meet the occasion, I screamed when I ran: I am the woman you will never get!
I didn't expect my left foot to trip my right foot, and I fell off the cliff in a headlong posture. Screams tore my heart and resounded through the sky. ...
My best friend secretly made the video public, and I became the best woman in the whole network overnight, known as Sister Cyclone.
My parents were so ashamed that they bought a plane ticket to Sanya and escaped.
That night, I knocked on Bai Yueguang's door with a pillow in my arms. Do you need a pendant, the kind that warms the bed? ...
Protagonist: Xie Yixian and Chang Xiao.
Type: Dr. Xian Yan, Dr. Wen.
Three or three rounds of marriage records
1, tame the husband
Copywriting 1: The God of War is an abstinent person, but I am not a vegetarian either. After knocking him down, imprisoning him and getting him, he finally gave in: madam, please build it slowly for the rest of your life.
Copywriting 2: Immortals will also be emotional? The god of war under my pressure, hot and stiff, can burn me through clothes.
I jumped on him, hooked his chin and kissed him.
Plumes of black gas overflowed from his nose and mouth, and I inhaled into my heart, which also eased my injury a little, but it was not enough.
Although he is bent on killing me, I just can't bear to kill him.
Not before, not now, and probably not in the future.
Not only do I not want to kill him, but I also want him.
Catch him, lock him up and love him.
But think about it.
I am separated from him by ghosts and gods, and this life is doomed to feud and I will never die.
Leading role: Bian Shanyue and Tang Chen.
Type: Xian Xia, swearing, ghost love.
2. Lover robbery
Copywriting 1: The man I loved for 8 years personally put me in another man's bed.
For him, I am willing to plan everything for him in the harem, which is like a hell on earth, just for his words: I will marry you when I'm done.
However, on the day when the world changed hands, his sister swaggered in front of me and said that I was just a son in the Phoenix family game, and I never existed in his heart.
In a short sentence, I was once again dragged back to the abyss of hell.
I ended my miserable and desperate life with a gold hairpin.
Goodbye, he is the prince of the imperial garden in heaven, and I am the favorite little disciple of the boundless Buddha in the Tibetan Wind Valley. We have all forgotten the past.
He took my innocence after drinking my three lives, and when he woke up, he said I drugged him and vowed to kill me to vent his anger.
Copywriting 2: The virtuous gentleman who had a one-night dew marriage with me tried to kill me at this time.
He stole my newly brewed drunken junior, and then he took away my innocence.
Before I cried myself to death, he raked and said I drugged him.
How hateful!
If it weren't for my disparity with him, I would have strangled him last night because of his animal behavior.
It's just that this kind of drunkenness is obviously a drunkenness. Why does his drunken reaction seem to be drunk?
Protagonist: Lian Sheng, Lin Qing and Yu Yuan.
Type: Xianxia, sketch abuse, wife-chasing crematorium.
3. Two happy worlds
Copywriter 1: I fell in love with the sick god. In order to monopolize him, I planted a piece of qingqing grasslands on his head instead of the face and identity of his queen, Jiang, when he came down to earth for love robbery.
Finally, for his successful robbery, I hooked up with the magic statue in front of him under the temptation of Siming, which made him angry.
He married me when he came back from robbery, and Jiang's name was called in the bridal chamber that night.
At that moment, I knew that the car full of green hats that I gave him thousands of years ago had finally returned to me.
Copywriter 2: I married a sick god.
My husband is good at everything except affectation.
Don't look at his virtue of falling when the wind blows. Melodramatic can kill people.
No, I just said when I was watching "The Man of the Underworld" that the lich King was tall and powerful, and it seemed that he could be defeated by thousands of troops.
He is going to gather millions of heavenly generals and say that he will go to the magic statue later to wipe out the underworld in one fell swoop.
Our newlyweds, he's going to war?
Are you kidding? Let's finish the house first!
The main characters: Tang, Liu Chuan and Jiang.
Type: Xian Xia, Tian Wen.
4. Jiao Ren's tears
Copywriter: Dude, I can't do it ... I feel pain everywhere. I cried like a pear caught in the rain and my voice was hoarse.
Hold on a little longer. There was a slight gasp from the senior brother overhead.
Oh, I looked at the anger around me and burst into tears. You ... hurry up.
Suddenly, a sense of weightlessness struck, which scared me to let out a scream and tightened my bundle of fairy ropes again.
Sorry, my hand slipped. My brother's voice doesn't recognize guilt at all.
I was hung upside down by the big brother under the stage of Zhu Xian, and I burped.
On the immortal stage, my brother was fluttering in white, busy collecting my tears blown by Feng Gang, and never looked at me.
Jiao Ren's tears were stained with Zhu Xiantai's rage, which was the material he needed to refine the vessel.
And I, willing to endure the fury of evil Feng Gang, really because-I really want to get married!
Protagonist: Jiao Ren's younger brother Ruyi and his younger brother Bai Wuyue.
Type: Xian Xia, abusive writing, abusive writing.
5. Robbery and murder
Copywriter: You fucking lust after my body! I stared warily at the white blood man across the street, clutching wood blade.
The emperor has been poisoned by gluttony, so he will eat you.
He sat on a stone, with dark eyes without waves, little ginseng. It's not easy to miss your Millennium practice. I will make you immortal.
If you want to eat me, then fight! I waved my wood blade like a tiger.
His lips are slightly hooked. It's a pity that you are an interesting person.
He raised a hand.
Unconsciously, I feel my body soaring uncontrollably.
The next moment, wood blade fell to the ground, and I became a prototype directly, while Shen Yuan was out of the physical experience.
Leading role: Lu Hua, Chao Hua.
Type: Xian Xia, Tian Wen and Thanksgiving.
6. Don't marry Jiaolang
Copywriter: I fell in love with my good brother. For him, I can give up my wealth and even my life. On the day I went to fight bandits, he and Bai Yueguang joined forces to kill me.
Protagonist: Jing Yu, Qi Wufeng and Jing Le.
Type: Gu Yan, wife-chasing crematorium, male second superior.
7. Stealing the country
Copywriter: Do you want to see Wang Ben take it off? Ok, I'll take it off for you now! Jingyi gnashed her teeth.
The eyebrows are picturesque and the temperament is warm. At this time, he was angry and somewhat awe-inspiring
I smiled defiantly and my eyes slid to his right shoulder.
His tunic slowly faded, and his right shoulder was flat without any sword marks.
The king suddenly lost interest. I threw him his robe. Prince Gong's carriage hasn't left yet. Go away.
He looked at me suspiciously.
Don't go, because you want to have a spring breeze with this king? I leaned back in the plush chair and gave him a frivolous look.
He glared at me, lifted his foot and went out.
Watching his back disappear on the front porch, I pinched my forehead and sighed.
Leading role: Chen Mingyue, Jing Yi.
Type: Gu Yan, Tian Wen, eldest daughter Zhu Wen.
8. I dream of flame
Copywriter: On the way to escape from marriage, I heard that my fiance Gong eloped with someone.
I made a quick decision and went over the wall to the boudoir.
The maids cried for joy when they saw me, and it was written off when they caught me.
I asked them to dress me in a feathered dress, but my mind was completely upside down.
I had a dream last night. In my dream, I married Gong. The year after my marriage, the capital fell and he was hacked to death.
Gong Sunbai, a bastard, saved the family from danger and saved me from danger many times. We promise each other sincerity.
But the love of my uncle and sister-in-law was not accepted by the world, and I couldn't stand the secular remarks, and finally I died of depression.
After waking up from a dream, the feeling of deep sadness is like maggots and bones, which makes me breathless.
I don't mind if GongSunZhan runs away.
Just for this dream, I want GongSunBai to be my husband, Zhong, and grow old together with him, with children and grandchildren.
Protagonist: Qing Yan, Qing.
Type: Gu Yan Crematorium for calling names and chasing wives.
9. Acacia to the marrow
Copywriter: I fell in love with a spectre who doesn't love me. Because I helped him interfere with human order, I was bitten by myself and slept for a hundred years.
When I woke up again, he was a cold judge in hell, and a bowl of Mengpo soup cut off all the past between us.
I sealed a male ghost who worshipped me in his body with a forbidden technique, went to Wushan with him every night and finally got married.
After he found the clue, he imprisoned me. I didn't know the truth for thousands of years until Nv Ying brought me a bowl of Meng Po soup.
It turned out that he didn't forget, just didn't want to remember.
I was disheartened and chose to commit suicide.
He jumped on me and hugged my soft body, and the ghost force flooded into my body like no money.
Have you ever liked me over the years? I'm getting confused, but I still want to ask.
I knew 3,000 years ago that I would kill you forever. His voice is sore and hoarse. I thought I could reverse the future without actively pestering you. It never occurred to me that I could not escape this day after all.
Protagonist: Princess Hoshi, Judge Qiu Ci of the underworld.
Type: Xianxia cursing and chasing his wife crematorium.
10, big dreams are floating.
Copywriter: I was sent to the sea by the whole village, but what they didn't know was that I was not human at all.
I was a girl who died in the water. I was so angry that I was tortured every day until I met a little boy.
He has a pair of star eyes brighter than the bright night sky. These eyes fell on me, soothing my impatience caused by the killing.
He locked me up for ten years just to stop me from killing the world, but in the end he almost died at the hands of human beings eager to protect him.
At that moment, I became a demon again and slaughtered his people.
Later, I learned that he was the star king in the sky, and he came to me specially, but he couldn't take the sickle from me and watched me step by step into the abyss, and finally it was beyond redemption.
When I was chased by the demon, he stood in front of me and took a fatal blow for me.
At that moment, my world quickly collapsed.
Don't cry. He tried to comfort me, but suddenly he spat out a big mouthful of blood.
I reached out to hug him, but I watched him turn into a starlight.
At that moment, I let my resentment dissipate and my body turned around.
When I have him, I long for the warmth of the world; When there is no other time, I would rather be in darkness forever.
Leading role: Ali, Jiang Xun.
Type: Curse of Gu Yan and Wind of Darkness.
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