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Talk about the mood of paying a salary to send a friend.

There are still many things to be done, such as paying a salary to send a friend (I) 1. I haven't seen the movie I want to see, the place I want to go, and the food I want to eat. When I have no money, I think I must go when I get paid. If the sun is a little bigger, I think I'll wait for a cloudy day without sunshine. If I am too far away, I won't go in a bad mood. I always feel that there is still a long time, and we still have many next times and countless tomorrows. But no one can predict what will happen tomorrow, maybe the next second is forever. Live in the moment. ?

2. On the National Day, Brother Dong said that he would get a salary and turn the money into roses for me to propose to me. ?

3. Pay! I bought an old man's mobile phone for my grandfather. I played it all afternoon and wanted to buy one for myself. ?

I am so happy that I can buy clothes and lipstick. But the thesis teacher hasn't given us feedback yet, and it will be handed in in two days. I thought it was because we didn't write well and there were too many places to change. As a result, I asked him yesterday, only to know that he had never seen a teacher with serious procrastination. I really don't know what to say. ?

5. Lala Lala ~ I'm going to get paid ~ I have to plan how to spend it. ?

6. Day 37. Today I finally returned to my normal life. As usual. Give lectures to junior three children in the evening. I'm not good at math. It's stressful. Sudan. Pay tonight. I will earn enough living expenses for next semester. My parents will be surprised and say that I am very capable. Ha ha. Come back for two hours every day to drive chickens. That's right. Vae's new song is really nice. Elegant and popular * * * reward. As always. Vae. Always. Good night?

7. Pay! Carson! (You can take a selfie here) Hahahaha?

8, look at the heart of a circle of friends, no salary for three months! Eat shit, three friends get married in succession, and thousands of them disappear at once. ?

9, every day is boring, just today I have a sense of expectation, pay! Just raised a few mice, and the money has bottomed out. ?

10. I always feel that money is not enough recently. The point is that I didn't buy a few clothes, and the money was gone. Thankfully, I will get my salary soon. ?

1 1, I can run several kilometers from the beginning, and now I can run six kilometers in one breath. After running for three days, I have lost five pounds. There is less than a month to work hard for the marathon. The first time I fell in love with fitness and got paid, the first thing I did was to report to the gym. ?

12, I made it these two days. It's a timely help! I feel alive again after calculating the account! ?

13, a woman reported her husband missing to the public security expert bureau. The policeman asked, "When did he disappear?" "Two weeks ago." "Then why did you report the case today?" "I just remembered today, because today is his pay day." ?

14, I opened the client of China Merchants Bank today, and unexpectedly found that I paid my salary in advance! Then, buy buy bought it. ?

15, I have been expecting to get paid, but just like my period, it will end in a few days. ?

16, I have no choice but to be strong, so don't talk about the future of my life, and I'm too lazy to think about things after tomorrow. You never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident. However, the baby is still happy when he gets paid today, but he may not be happy tomorrow. ?

17, look at the hearts of friends, no salary for three months! What the hell, three friends got married and lost thousands at once?

18, I am paid and super happy. I can buy clothes and lipstick, but the thesis teacher hasn't given us feedback yet, and it will be handed in in two days. I thought it was because our writing was bad and there were too many things to be corrected, but I didn't know he hadn't read it until I asked him yesterday … I really don't know what to say … a teacher with serious procrastination?

19, paid. When I walked out of the Lamian Noodles store, I told mcc that I would probably remember this meal for many years. Jing 'an's shopping mall is filled with a high-grade aroma, and I actually ate my hard-earned money for the first time in my life. ?

20. Lala Lala ~ I got paid today, and all my hard work and complaints went up in smoke. I haven't counted money for two years. I am so excited. Add whatever you need, rich and willful. ?

Talk about the mood of paying a salary to send a circle of friends (part 2) 2 1, pay a salary! So happy! No need to soar! ?

The weather is getting colder and colder, and the end of the year is coming. I want to ask my friends, who else is getting married, who is going to have a baby, who is moving to a new home, who is going to have a birthday, do you need me to accompany you? ..... If not, I want to buy a pair of autumn trousers when I get paid this month! ?

23, pay! Carson! (You can take a selfie here) Hahahaha. ?

24. There are four happy things today. First of all, I had a holiday. Second, I got paid. Third, my mother gave me a big box of delicious food. Finally, I am glad that although I came to Shanghai alone, I met you, which made me not feel lonely in a strange city. Although I am the oldest, you have always taken care of me. I love you. ?

25. You never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident. Yesterday, I heard that Utaoki jumped off a building. Just 20 minutes ago, I went back to my dormitory at noon and passed by a company. It is said that it is because I have not been paid for three months. Alas! Life is so fragile. ?

After running out of water and food, the company finally decided to pay the salary. ?

27. As the old saying goes, the last time you hang out with a billionaire, you are a multimillionaire, and the last time you hang out with a multimillionaire, you are a millionaire. Why? It's definitely not the salary. You may think you can learn a lot, such as the thinking of rich people, the way of dealing with people and so on. It's too superficial. For billionaires, there are many millions of projects. Similarly, for multi-millionaires, there are many millions of projects, some of which they can't care about, and some of which they don't care about. At this time, you can try. What to learn from the rich? Learn from their eyes and business judgment. ?

28. I was invited to dinner. I said you got paid? He said that's not why. Oh, dear, I was so busy and angry that I almost forgot my second anniversary. Eat and drink! ?

29. I want to get paid ~ I want to pay the registration fee ~ I want to pay the high-speed rail money ~ I don't want to live. ?

30. Let's get married, brother. We are beautiful enough. We are really rich. I hope Mei Xin's wedding will be held on an island. Stupid Mei Xin and Wu Ge have a good night. Dear,/kloc-salary will be paid in 0/9 days.

3 1, pay! Today is a good day to celebrate! ?

32. I quarreled with a unwilling sister some time ago. Wechat sent a message telling me that she was getting married on the Dragon Boat Festival and asked me if I would go. I choose to play dead. Not that I don't want to go. We haven't been paid for half a year. Besides playing dead, I can make a mess. ?

33. Today is a good day. Heavy rain. When it comes to water, you have to pay, pay! There is another wave of money. ?

34. Today is a good day. Heavy rain. When it comes to water, you have to pay, pay! Qian Chao again?

35. The salary is coming, Christmas is coming, New Year's Day is coming, Spring Festival is coming, and Valentine's Day is coming. Have you prepared your wallet? ?

36. My wife called. What are you doing? Aren't you off duty? I'm, uh, working. Who is she, live? Me, someone who can pay me when I do it. She, listen, I know you have a problem with your female leader. ?

37. The company finally decided to pay the salary after running out of water and food?

38. I was invited to dinner. I said you got paid? He said that's not why. Oh, dear, I was so busy and angry that I almost forgot my second anniversary. Eat and drink! ?

I got my salary before I got off work yesterday. I really can't stop to visit Taobao. ?

40. Pay a salary ~ get a commission for the first time ~ I like commissions very much, and I like them best! Make an appointment! Drink it! Eat hemp! ?

About the mood of paying a salary to send a circle of friends (3) 4 1, every day is boring, and today I have a sense of expectation and pay a salary! Just raised a few mice, and the money has bottomed out.

42. Students are the hardest job. The key is not to pay wages. ?

43. The meeting is finally over. It's getting dark. Baby's heart is bitter, baby should eat delicious food after work! Pay tomorrow ~

44. After paying my salary, I was arrogant for a week, so I made do for a week and saved for a week. Finally, I looked forward to it for a week. ?

45. It is said that wages are not paid, wages are in arrears, and workers are beaten by their bosses! Hey, it's hard to make money ... especially for workers, it's even harder to make money ...

46. I went on a business trip for a week and then got paid ...?

47. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

48. I play mahjong with your mother every weekend, no more or less than 500 yuan, and I lose strategically to your mother. How professional this is. When I get paid every month, I already have some automatic transfers to your mother. I have to pay in installments to get a wife. Double sided tape?

49. I have been paid these two days. What a timely help! I feel alive again after calculating the account! ?

50. The baby has already paid, and a lot of money has been paid. The baby is going to heaven. ?

5 1, Lala, pay, Lala, improve, although only one hundred dollars, Lala, I am still very happy. ?

52, 598 days ~ You had a nightmare in the morning ~ You woke up crying ~ You sobbed in your mother's arms after waking up ~ I took you out to buy fish and shrimp in the morning ~ On the way back, you fell asleep against the sun and breeze ~ I went to work in the afternoon ~ I reluctantly said goodbye to you ~ The busy weekend was finally over ~ I can sit down and write on Monday ~ I can sort out my work for half a year ~ Tomorrow is a happy day ~ I. ?

53. The weather is terrible, but I'm still excited to think that my salary will be paid in a few hours. I feel like I haven't seen money in centuries. ?

54. I will get my salary the day after tomorrow, and then I deeply realize that this is just the process of numbers coming to my account and seeing them. And then the numbers are gone. Haha, don't stop me. I want to go to the roof. ?

55. My adult paid me, and I can go surfing again! ?

56. Pay! I bought an old man's mobile phone for my grandfather. I played it all afternoon and wanted to buy one for myself. ?

57. I went on a business trip for a week and then got paid. ?

58. Thirty-seventh day. Today I finally returned to my normal life. As usual. Give lectures to junior three children in the evening. I'm not good at math. It's stressful. Sudan. Pay tonight. I will earn enough living expenses for next semester. My parents will be surprised and say that I am very capable. Ha ha. Come back for two hours every day to drive chickens. That's right. Vae's new song is really nice. Elegant and popular * * * reward. As always. Vae. Always. Good night?

59. There are four happy things today. First of all, I had a holiday. Second, I got paid. Third, my mother gave me a big box of delicious food. Finally, I am glad that although I came to Shanghai alone, I met you, which made me not feel lonely in a strange city. Although I am the oldest, you have always taken care of me. I love you. ?

Talk about the mood of paying wages

Talk about the mood of paying wages

First, as the old saying goes, the last time you hang out with a billionaire, you are a multimillionaire, and the last time you hang out with a multimillionaire, you are a millionaire. Why? It's definitely not the salary. You may think you can learn a lot, such as the thinking of rich people, the way of dealing with people and so on. It's too superficial. For billionaires, there are many millions of projects. Similarly, for multi-millionaires, there are many millions of projects, some of which they can't care about, and some of which they don't care about. At this time, you can try. What to learn from the rich? Learn from their eyes and business judgment.

Second, la la la, pay, la la, raise, although only one hundred dollars, la la, still very happy.

Third, the press conference is finally over, and it's getting dark. Baby's heart is bitter, baby should eat delicious food after work! Pay tomorrow ~

There are four happy things today. First, I had a holiday. Second, I got paid. Third, my mother sent me a big box of delicious food. Finally, I'm glad I came to Shanghai alone, but meeting you made me not feel lonely in a strange city. Although I am the oldest, I have been taken care of by you, giving me an experience that someone has been here and loved you.

I quarreled with an unwilling girl some time ago. Wechat sent a message telling me that she was getting married on the Dragon Boat Festival and asked me if I would go. I choose to play dead, not that I don't want to go. We haven't been paid for half a year. What can I do but play dead?

The weather is terrible, but I am still excited to think that I will get paid in a few hours. I feel like I haven't seen money in centuries.

Seven, adults pay me, I can go out to surf!

I have no choice but to be strong, so don't talk about my future. I'm too lazy to think about things after tomorrow. You never know which comes first, tomorrow or the accident. But the baby got his salary today, and he is still very happy, but he may not be happy tomorrow.

Nine, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Today is a good day. Heavy rain. When it comes to water, you have to pay, pay! There is another wave of money

At the end of their tether, the company finally decided to pay the salary.

Twelve, every day is boring, just today I have a sense of expectation and pay! I only have a few mice, and my money has bottomed out.

I always feel that money is not enough recently. The point is that I haven't bought a few clothes yet, and the money is gone. Thankfully, I will get my salary soon.

Fourteen, travel for a week, and then get paid.

Fifteen, look at the heart of a circle of friends, no salary for three months! Eat a fart, three friends get married in a row, and thousands are gone at once.

Sixteen, la la la ~ I'm going to get paid ~ I have to plan how to spend it.

Seventeen, I've been paid these two days. What a timely help! I feel alive again after calculating the account!

Eighteen, pay salary ~ get commission for the first time ~ I like commission very much, I like commission very much! Make an appointment! Drink it! Eat hemp!

Nineteen, pay! I bought an old man's mobile phone for grandpa and played it all afternoon. I want to buy one for myself.

Twenty, Lala Lala ~ I got paid today, and all my hard work and complaints went up in smoke. I haven't counted money for two years. I am so excited. Buy whatever you need, be rich and willful.

Twenty-one, pay! Today is a good day to celebrate!

Twenty-two, someone said to invite me to dinner, I said you paid? He said that's not why. Oh, dear, I was so busy and angry that I almost forgot my second anniversary. Eat and drink!

Twenty-three, the salary will be paid the day after tomorrow, and then I deeply realized that this is just the process of the number being transferred to my account. I saw the number, and then the number disappeared. Haha, don't stop me, I want to go to the rooftop.

Twenty-four, pay! Carson! (You can take a selfie here) Hahahaha

Twenty-five, I got paid before I got off work yesterday. I really can't stop shopping on Taobao.

Twenty-six, I opened the client of China Merchants Bank today and accidentally found that I paid my salary in advance! Then, buy buy bought it.

Twenty-seven, thirty-seventh day. Today I finally returned to my normal life. As usual. Give lectures to junior three children in the evening. I'm not good at math. It's stressful. Sudan. Pay tonight. I will earn enough living expenses for next semester. My parents will be surprised and say that I am very capable. Ha ha. Come back for two hours every day to drive chickens. That's right. Vae's new song is really nice. Elegant and popular * * * reward. As always. Vae. Always. Good night.

Pay my salary ~ I have to pay the registration fee ~ I have to pay the high-speed rail money ~ I don't want to live.

Twenty-nine, 598 days ~ You had a nightmare in the morning ~ You woke up crying ~ You sobbed in your mother's arms after waking up ~ I took you out to buy fish and shrimp in the morning ~ On the way back, you fell asleep in the sun and breeze ~ I went to work in the afternoon ~ I didn't want to say goodbye to you ~ The busy weekend finally ended ~ I can sit down and write on Monday ~ I can organize my work for half a year ~ Tomorrow is a happy day ~ I can stay at home.

Thirty, the baby has already paid and paid a lot of money, and the baby is going to heaven.

Thirty-one, pay! So happy! No need to soar!

Thirty-two, pay. When I walked out of the Lamian Noodles store, I told mcc that I would probably remember this meal for many years. Jing 'an's shopping mall is filled with a high-grade aroma, and I actually ate my hard-earned money for the first time in my life.

33, I got paid. I am so happy that I can buy clothes and lipstick. But the thesis teacher hasn't given us feedback yet, and it will be handed in in two days. I thought it was because we didn't write well and there were too many places to change. As a result, I asked him yesterday, only to know that he had never seen a teacher with serious procrastination. I really don't know what to say.

Brother, get married. We are beautiful enough. We are really rich. I hope Mei Xin's wedding will be held on an island. Stupid Mei Xin and Wu Ge have a good night. Dear,/kloc-salary will be paid in 0/9 days.

Thirty-five years old, dreaming every day, dreaming of getting paid and this little bitch Bishe, dreaming uneasy dreams every day.

Let's talk about the mood after salary.

1. Salary is like a period: once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

Salary is like a period: once you get pregnant, you lose it.

3. What's the use of wearing 30,000 yuan clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

I am dying, and I still have money. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

I believe my life will not stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.

6. Wages are like your period: you often don't arrive on time!

7. Wage is like a period: it hurts when it goes up. . .

8. Our company is a good company! Although I get off work late, I go to work early! Although we have less rest, we are more on duty! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although we had a holiday late, we started early! Although our salary is low, we work a lot! This is what you are looking for when you are looking for a job! Take the least money, take more classes and take fewer vacations!

9. Now the salary is the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!

10. My salary has really gone up, and I love the party more in my heart. I can reward my children and let my parents praise me. Dare to shout when you see your wife, and dare to talk when you see your classmates. I want to try the seafood goose web. Dare to grab the bill after dinner, and you can go shopping in your spare time. I can enter the sauna occasionally, and it itches when I meet a beautiful woman. In my dream, YY is really cool. As a result, the price went up again, and everything was done for nothing.

1 1. Except for wages, almost everything around us has gone up in price, but we still have to live strong, because the price of the cemetery has also gone up now. A village held a meeting to discuss funeral reform and save land resources, and the villagers expressed their opinions. A said: I suggest! You don't even need a coffin. This saves money and land. B said: I think vertical burial can save more space. C knocked on his pipe and said slowly, I think it's only half buried vertically, even the tombstone is saved. You can tell who is dead at a glance.

12. Wage is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so. Netizen: I'm afraid I'm not sure, and I didn't come. I lost it as soon as I got pregnant! When you reach retirement age, it will be gone soon! Zhou Guangzu! You'll be flustered then. Master it yourself, and he will come if you want. Only you know how much.

13. On the way to struggle, if you are hungry, think of Big Wolf; If you are poor, think of Logger Vick. Why are you not strong?

14. Wages are like a period: when you reach retirement age, you will soon be gone!

15. I really want to fill Baidu with papers every exam, so you will know that I am angry with the marking teacher.

16. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

17. The golden hair of rhubarb is so precious now that I don't even pay attention to selling it to you in summer. Ha ha.

18. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

19. I read travel novels every day, and the toilet I read is like the hole I traveled through.

I hate it, but I accept it.

2 1. Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

22. We didn't spend your money to change school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

23. I heard that getting married recently was very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau got it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

24. Salary is like a period: then you will panic!

I didn't stop loving you, I just decided not to show it.

26. Actually, I envy Enshang. Atan is her prince charming, Cui Yingdao is her black knight, and Zen Rong is her blue face!

27. You don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

28. You laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for having money to pretend.

29. Be an idiot when you are happy, and be a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

30. No money is strong, money is heartless, love has no chance, fate has no points, and those who have points are getting divorced.

3 1. This is a world of money.

32. You can figure out a person's money and looks, but never figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

33. I realized that friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

35. The boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl, indicating that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

36. Don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

37. If you get tired after getting up before going to bed, you will have the spirit of going to bed before getting up. It is estimated that many things will not happen.

38. I always have a few such friends around me. When they first met, they were very gentle. Only when they got familiar with it did they know that they were released from that mental hospital.

39. After you left, I dug out my old qq space and said that he gave me a cup with a paper crane folded by him. I almost forgot that you loved me so tenderly. So you gave me a deadline to love me forever, until I fell in love with you.

40. I was very young when I met you. Miss you for so many years, haggard into a failed flower. Let's meet again. If we can't meet again, I will go with the water.

Let's talk about the more excited mood after salary.

1. At the end of the rope, the company finally decided to pay the salary.

2. Every time I take an exam, I really want to fill Baidu with papers, so you will know that I am angry with the marking teacher.

The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

Rhubarb Golden Hair is very precious now, and I didn't pay attention to selling it to you in summer. Ha ha.

5. Salary is like a period: when you reach retirement age, it will be gone soon!

6, every day is boring, just today I have a sense of expectation and pay my salary! I only have a few mice, and my money has bottomed out.

7. I always feel that money is not enough recently. The point is that I didn't buy a few clothes, and the money was gone. Thankfully, I will pay my salary immediately.

I went on a business trip for a week and then got paid.

9, look at the heart of a circle of friends, no salary for three months! Eat a fart, three friends get married in a row, and thousands are gone at once.

10, la la la ~ I'm going to get paid ~ I have to plan how to spend it.

1 1, these two days have been sent, which is really a timely help! I feel alive again after calculating the account!

12, get paid ~ get the commission for the first time ~ I like the commission very much, I like the commission very much! Make an appointment! Drink it! Eat hemp!

13, pay! I bought an old man's mobile phone for grandpa and played it all afternoon. I want to buy one for myself.

14, Lala ~ I got paid today, and all my hard work and complaints went up in smoke. I haven't counted money for two years. I am so excited. Add whatever you need, rich and willful.

15. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

16 leafing through novels every day, the toilet I see is like a through hole.

17. What a deep hatred, but I accept it.

18. Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

19. We didn't spend your money to change school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

20. I heard that getting married recently was very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau got it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

2 1 You laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for pretending with money.

22. Be an idiot when you are happy, and be a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

23. No money is strong, money is heartless, love has no chance, fate has no points, and those who have points are getting divorced.

24. This is a world of money.

I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime.

26. Weeding is at noon, and going to work is very hard. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

27. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

28. At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere.

29. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

30. In this weather, you have to wait for the northwest wind when you go to work.

3 1. Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

In a word, it proves that I am very busy at work. When I come home from work, my mobile phone still has 75% power.

There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until dawn.

34. Others ask for money when they go to work, but we work hard!

Growing up means going to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad to death.

36. It's hard to go to work. It's really hard to go to work. Why don't you join club B? You don't have to wait in line to go shopping, and you don't have to pay the shopping fee and collect the protection fee.

37. I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual twenty minutes later.

38. Work year after year, worry year after year, work overtime like a monkey every day, work overtime without pay, and get scolded every day for no reason.

39. You can figure out a person's money and looks, but never figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

40. I realized that friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

4 1. Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

42. The fact that the boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl shows that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

43. Don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.