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Talk about the mood of traffic jam at work on Monday.
2. Get used to being blocked, and don't worry, slowly hum a tune.
3. In the evening rush hour, I can't go anywhere. The viaduct is blocked and the overpass stops below. ?
Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.
5. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.
6. It's really bad to be far from home. Seven-day holiday, you have to toss and turn for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?
7. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.
8. Go, or I'll lose!
9. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?
10. Hello, hello, hello, hello.
1 1. We escaped from the National Day traffic jam army ahead of time and met the ugliest gourd and gourd baby in history. What a sin! ...
12. I wish you can't accompany me because of the traffic jam today.
13. Is it easy to be a student? When the typhoon comes, continue to attend classes, and continue to attend classes under heavy rain. Get off in the traffic jam and go to school to continue the class! It's simple. We!
14. Xia: It must be wonderful to watch high-speed traffic jams at home on National Day.
15. The station will be crowded again this year, and there will be traffic jams and accidents on the expressway. It's like this every year. It's sad.
16. Alas, I got angry early in the morning. First there was a traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for forklift trucks. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.
17. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should go to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I feel ok, but the girl next to me is talking to people crazily, and I think she is very annoying.
On Monday, I talked about the feeling of traffic jam at work. Part II: 18. A line of egrets goes to heaven, with Lao Tzu in the middle.
19. The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.
20. Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, but the cars behind them missed each other, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.
2 1. We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.
22. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into the pot and cook it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.
23. Tell everyone a thunderbolt, want to cry without tears, and make the gods cry: the traffic jam section of Hangzhou Ring Expressway is kilometers long! The traffic in the whole city is almost a circle.
24. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.
25. I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.
27. I am behind the times. People say the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.
28. I left school for the station by the first bus because I was afraid of the traffic jam on National Day. I came too early to wait for nearly three hours … I should sleep more.
29. Lovers are waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.
30. I've been telling my mother to buy a leather coat, and there's a traffic jam when you come home on National Day.
3 1. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!
32. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked! ?
33. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!
There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?
Talk about the mood of traffic jam at work on Monday. 35. Going out to play at this time is to keep warm.
36. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!
37. I feel that all I can care about for so long is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.
38. I learned a realm: traffic jam, not in the mood for traffic jam!
39. Tragedy, we will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.
40. The May Day holiday is coming. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.
4 1.? The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!
42. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm, this is the last day of my holiday.
43. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.
44.is it dangerous? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!
45. Check it out. Traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk.
46. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I'll lose! ?
47. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.
48. The traffic jam at home during the Spring Festival is a disaster in life. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing. ?
49. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.
50. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk. ?
Humorous summary of being late for work in traffic jam on Monday (40 articles)
Humor about being late for work in traffic jam on Monday-1. Are you stuck in traffic today?
2. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?
The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you; Look at the traffic jams in the street.
This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.
5.? A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.
6. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?
7. It's another traffic jam. Couples have nothing urgent anyway, so let's use this time to talk about love with the environment.
8. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!
9. There was a traffic jam on the expressway. Who should I call the glory of the king? As a result, I laughed at my lover. Think about whether you are stuck in traffic or lost.
10. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long vacation. Traffic police, cleaners, insurance companies, and gasoline resources are not difficult, and it is even more difficult for toll collectors who do not charge for issuing cards at high speed.
1 1. I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.
12. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years.
13. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I got up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.
14. Xia: It must be wonderful to watch high-speed traffic jams at home on National Day.
15. Traffic jams during the 11 th holiday are always nightmares!
16. Life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.
17. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's stuck at the toll gate again.
18. Don't get stuck in traffic, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood.
19. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.
20. when can this be moved to the place slowly ~
Humor about being late for work in traffic jam on Monday Part II 2 1. Is it close? Traffic jams are easy to turn your face!
22. Tragedy, we will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.
23. I finally lined up and got on the bus. There was a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?
24. Expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most complete variety and the largest number of exhibitors.
25. Traffic jams have many inconveniences, which make people upset and irritable, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.
26. The happiest thing I can think of is watching the traffic jam with you at home on National Day.
27. It's amazing! Traffic jam on the road, nowhere to go forward, nowhere to go back, traffic jam and fog, mmp
28. On the Second Ring Road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.
29. Lovers are waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.
30. National Day traffic jam ... Yes, it takes three hours by car.
3 1. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.
32. There is a traffic jam in front of the ice crystal gate every morning. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...
33. I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.
34. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? It's not people, it's dogs!
35. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.
36. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.
37.? Road construction in Jinan is from south to north, from east to west, expanding, building and rebuilding. There are four wolves every day, smoking everywhere, and traffic jams are annoying.
38. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!
39. Traffic jams and the increase of non-mainstream traffic are the prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.
40. I am very dissatisfied with traffic jams. When I become a nouveau riche, I will buy a plane.
Blessing message to work on Monday
Blessing message to work on Monday
1, the alarm clock rang in the morning and woke me up from my dream. I will seize the time to take a nap, so that I can be full of energy; Although I miss my bed very much, I can't continue, and my work is still waiting for a new beginning. Good morning, my friend. Get up early to clear your mind. I wish you all the best in your life and work!
2, "bedside alarm clock, please don't make any noise, we are sleeping, please don't disturb!" The alarm clock says, "Have you had enough sleep? Are you up?" Alas, it's really annoying ... I wish people who are awakened by the alarm clock like me happy every day!
I read the Forbes list as soon as I got up this morning, and my name was not on it. I took over the contract company, and my work was stable and my mood was smooth. My life is hard and poor, but I am happy. I stick to my goal and go forward bravely. My time will come. I'm just teasing you for fun. Have a good mood.
Get up early to remind you that the plan of the day lies in the morning. You should get up. It's time to end your dream. It's time to say goodbye to the warm bed. It's time to be gentle with me ... finally, I wish you: refreshed and happy!
5. I don't want to sleep at night because I don't want to pass by during the day; I don't want to wake up in the morning because I'm afraid to face the new day ... alarm clock, stop screaming! Have a nice day with friends who don't want to get up!
6. Get up in the same mood as dating, dress up in the same spirit as your first love, eat in the same posture as the emperor, run at the same speed as flying people, and be surrounded by my blessings: I wish you good health and good spirit every day!
7, the mood is always so good, dreaming is always so chaotic, getting up is always so annoying, friend, give you a coup: give yourself an expectation before going to bed, get up and look in the mirror, tell yourself to sleep well, look good, get up early and be lucky! It's great to get up! Good morning!
8. Looking for a dream with one heart, my eyes are completely black and there is no gas field. After three transgressions and four dreams, the five senses lost their temper, but they still had to make a living and stay in bed. I still need to work hard to be very proud. I'm waiting for you, I just hope you will always be satisfied!
9. In the morning, I slept soundly, smiled like sugar, and the little bell smiled brightly. The noise was too long and the night was too long. Why don't you know your heart? I can't forgive you for disturbing my dream. I can't forgive you. After all, work is busy. Busy at work, what's the harm? Good luck.
10, there is a red cloud hanging in the sky, you are lying naked in bed, and the alarm clock rings over and over again. Seeing that I was going to be late for work, I rolled over to the bed and washed myself out of the house in a hurry. I hope you have a good trip.
1 1. As soon as the alarm clock rings, turn over and press it, and then go back to sleep. How dare you sleep and toss and turn? It's pathetic. It's painful. Get up early, go out and open the door, and be lucky.
12, it's dawn. I woke up from my dream, did my morning exercise successfully, and I'm not staying in bed. I'm in a good mood. My purpose has been achieved. My message doesn't need to wake you up, just the first blessing every morning. I wish you can't escape the pursuit of a good mood every day.
13, alarm, it rings, keeps ringing, get up, I get up, I get up slowly, I am in a mood, very annoyed, very annoyed, SMS, I send, I send a courier, friend friendly reminder: get up early, have a good time! First day at work, I wish you adapt to the new environment as soon as possible. I hope you can master your new job well. I hope you can make friends with strange faces as soon as possible. Come on, I believe you are the best.
14, a new beginning, a new sunrise, a better life is about to set sail; Facing the sunshine and smelling the flowers, my good mood has been moving forward. Work has started, work has started, come on, a better life is waiting for you to start.
15, bring confidence and happiness, and feel comfortable on the first day of work; It is better to stay happy, avoid troubles and go to work happily. On your first day at work, I wish you a happy mood, smooth work and warm relationship with your colleagues.
16, "New job, new departure, new journey, hard work, leaving the ivory tower on campus, stepping into the workplace, working hard on the first day, humble and happy."
17. Dreams can activate life, explode anger and hope, expand thinking and promote creativity. We should embrace our dreams and strive to realize them in the era of songs and the years of dreams. Dreams are the driving force of struggle and the premise of realizing dreams.
18, information laughs, workplace survival is true: work should be continuously improved, word of mouth should be well-known, words and deeds should be cautious, people should be enthusiastic, will be firm, determination and belief should be persistent, and I wish success in my career!
19, self-confidence is more important than ability, knowledge is more important than wealth, honesty is more important than diligence, tolerance is more important than forgiveness, process is more important than result, reunion is more important than missing, in fact, sending you a letter is the most important thing! Good luck on your first day at work.
20, new here, attending the party; First love is earth-shattering; Being unemployed for the first time is miserable; First lovelorn, fainted at night; I was very happy when I received the text message at first. Blessing for the first time, thank God! I wish you success in your career and smooth love!
2 1. If you know your detailed destination and take the first step towards it, you are on the road to success! Use small steps instead of big steps to cross obstacles, and you will reach the peak of success. I wish you success in your work and career!
22. Sow a state of mind and reap an idea; Sow an idea and reap a habit; Sow a habit and reap a character; Sow a character and reap a destiny. I wish you a happy life and a successful career!
23, listen more and see more, multi-channel eye view; Learn more, study hard; Think more and ask more questions, focusing on practice; Do more and do more, all in actual combat. May you shine brilliantly on your first day at work and take your unique skills with you. Good luck in your work, and your salary is always rising!
24. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. When they go to work for the first time, they should be clear: dress neatly, be subordinates, hone their real skills at the grassroots level, lay the foundation for promotion, show their ambitions, and care about workplace tips. I wish you happiness and unambiguous work!
25. When you go to work for the first time, please remember: be confident and low-key to the leader; For colleagues, be sincere and don't show off; Be honest and friendly to customers; Be honest with your opponent and keep quiet. The workplace is not a battlefield, what is needed is not the smell of gunpowder, but the exchange of hearts and the collision of wisdom.
26. The most important thing in the workplace: hard work; The two most important words: I can; The most important three treasures: self-confidence, honesty and smile; The four most important sentences: hello, excuse me, thank you, no problem. I wish you a smooth first day at work and a happy work!
27. Your sweet and gentle smile is the most confident, your fresh and natural dress is the most comfortable, your generous and simple dress is the most decent, your positive attitude is the most shining, and your diligent and humble style is the most beautiful, so the first day's work must be, hee hee, no problem. Your job is like "football"-strive for the first place. Your good luck is like shooting-your body is like wrestling-majestic and powerful, and my blessing message is more like swimming-splashing on you.
28. Blow the assembly number at work, and friends bless the report. Happy bullets swept densely, and happy atoms were alive and kicking. Auspicious three treasures come to the door to find, and Ruyi helps count the money. Happiness building has a solid foundation, and the health express will never break down!
I know you are working hard. Send my best wishes. I know you are tired from work, send me comfort; I hope my blessing can drive away your hard work and my comfort can eliminate your fatigue; I sincerely wish you happy every day!
30, often miss, often contact, all messages communicate with you and me; A little heart, a piece of true feelings, a warm heart with blessings. Today is the first day to go to work after the new year, and start a new life in the new year. Work hard and wish your career prosperity!
The mood of going to work on Monday
1. Tuesday is busy, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, remember to ask for leave. Cowboys are very busy on Tuesday. Don't be too busy for your health and mood. I wish you health and happiness!
2. Give your arm to the flying bird, and you will be happy; Throw your heart into the sea, and it will be vast; Leaving your eyes to the sky is far-reaching; I'm glad to send my blessing to you. Happy Monday!
Dad bought a bowl of beef Lamian Noodles on Sunday and took it home for Beibei. On Monday, Beibei showed Lily the delicious Lamian Noodles. Lily asked: Do you know how beef Lamian Noodles is cooked? Beibei thought about it and said, maybe it was pulled by a cow.
4. Caring is a memory that will never be forgotten; Greeting is a kind of scenery, always beautiful and fresh; My greeting is a kind of sunshine, which makes your spring warm! Wish you a happy Monday!
I miss you twice a week and watch Qianchuan on weekends. A smile on weekends is charming, and makeup on Mondays is colorless. I can't help it. I can only go on weekends, as if I were coming on Monday. On Monday, I can't stop looking forward to it; Heart in the weekend, has passed Chung Shan Man.
6. Gentle Monday came, which brought tedious work and a full day. Please welcome this Monday with a brand-new mood, work hard for your own life goals and make continuous progress.
7. Four panda eyes stare at each other; His face is dull and he keeps yawning; To ask why, I played more on weekends; Speaking of yesterday, my spirit suddenly got better; Monday is coming, and my heart will be closed!
8. Xiaoman has a knack for reducing fat. Walnut is a snack on Monday, walking at noon on Tuesday, eating beans for lunch on Wednesday, eating salmon for dinner on Thursday, blueberry with yogurt on Friday, drinking red wine on Saturday night and oatmeal for breakfast on Sunday. May you be happy and healthy!
9. Monday: bear-like, poor spirit; Tuesday: Like a cat, docile and obedient; Wednesday: dog-like, swaggering; Thursday: Bird, looking forward to tomorrow. Weekend is coming: in the mood for love, may you be as happy as a flower.
10. Weekly news broadcast: Monday's work was smooth, Tuesday's life was sweet, Wednesday's health was invincible, Thursday met with luck, Friday was in a good mood, and the weekend was full of good memories. Zhou Zhou is with you, happy and never give up!
1 1. Life on the weekend is very pleasant, and it will be Monday in a blink of an eye. With the happiness of the weekend, with the leisure and smiling face of the weekend, return to the new week, work hard and work happily for another day.
12. Thursday is very hard, the load is close to the limit, the mood is restless, the work is upset, and I don't want to fight for a long time. Teach you to be calm, not anxious, and persistence will pay off. May you be more brave and good at fighting after being honed on Thursday!
13. Busy on Monday, full of energy on Tuesday and Wednesday, dark on Thursday, and the hardest time of the week is here. If you are willing to welcome, it will be even more wonderful. Today is Thursday, make persistent efforts and have a good mood!
14. From Monday to Wednesday, physical strength and mental power are gradually consumed, but the workload increases and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger; Thursday is like pressing a mountain, exhausted physically and mentally. I want you to have a rest and think about this weekend. I hope you can bring up the spirit of Dantian and lift the mountain of work.
15. Monday's work is carefully arranged, Tuesday's work is very busy, Wednesday's work is average, Thursday's work is almost finished, Friday's work is finished, Saturday is a rest to play games, Sunday sleeps late, doesn't get up early, and the weekend is really happy, happy weekend!
16. My eyes are dizzy on Monday, my legs are weak on Tuesday, I am in a daze on Wednesday, I am injured on Thursday, I hope to get off work on Friday, five days a week, I am busy and hard! Have a good rest on weekends!
17. I was reluctant to go to work on Monday, lazy on Tuesday, and officially entered the state on Wednesday, full of energy. For the sake of my wife's cosmetics and the children's milk powder money, I worked hard to ensure that I finished the task one week ahead of schedule and that the bonus would not go to waste.
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