Funny birthday wishes

First, I now know that the house slave Li Bai bought an uncompleted residential flats, as evidenced by a poem: so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed-no windows; Could there have been a frost already?-the door is not installed; Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight-the roof is open; Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.-It hurts. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Second, today is your birthday. I will give you whatever you want. If you want to remember, I can give it to you. You want the future, I can create it for you. You want my wife, hey hey, sorry. I didn't. Happy birthday! Third, life is like a super girl, and all the people who come to the end are pure men. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Fourth, the birthday candlelight shines, and the heart of Tao Shen hangs at sunset. Happy life is bright, and music is drunk after years. Let's go, let's go, the unknown scenery is beautiful! Read the first words of the first four sentences together: Happy birthday! 5. I look like Pan An. I am strong and broad-minded, well-educated, with a wide range of hobbies, a little salary, and I stay around. For the sake of happiness, I am looking for a female companion. I have nothing else to ask. If I can cook, I will do anything as long as I am satisfied. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Six, marriage, I am young, eighteen, my body is better than Yang Guifei, my face is like a peach blossom, although my educational level is not high, but I can read and write, and I really want to find Ruyi Lang. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Seven, one day in the mall, I saw a man holding a woman's hands and swearing, and there was a circle of people around him. I hate this kind of love rat who bullies women most in my life! Kick that love rat to the ground with one foot, and say, What the hell are you beating a woman? Fight me if you dare! At this time, suddenly someone in the crowd shouted: This female thief's accomplice is coming. I don't remember the next thing. Eight, happy birthday! I want to send you a% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+touching. 9. When making money, a bitter tear flows silently to your heart and secretly complains; When spending money, be reluctant, think carefully, and be cautious. May friends be rich in money, abundant in money and beautiful in happiness. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Ten, life is really tm fun, because life is old tm playing with me. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 11. 365 days a year is waiting for today. Your pistachio, which blooms for 3 years and bears fruit for 3 years, finally blooms today. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday! 12. Socialization is tiring because everyone tries to show qualities that they don't actually have. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Thirteen, three cups of promise, five mountains are light, such as gloomy, forgetting the rivers and lakes. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 14. Happy birthday to the flies in the horse spoon! Fifteen, in the days of making money, tighten your belt, eat chaff and swallow vegetables, save a few hairs hard, in the days of spending money, spend money by credit card, and n kinds of entertainment are not as good as beggars in an instant. Congratulations on your life beyond money and a carefree life. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Sixteen, "Today is your birthday, I wish you' eat like a pig, figure like a green bamboo, career like a peak, love like a mandarin duck." Finally,' Happy Birthday to the Pig'. "17. I wish you happiness as an old bastard in the East China Sea, and you will live longer than a stone in Nanshan East University. 18. funny birthday sentences 19. oh, my god! My clothes have lost weight again. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Twenty, the iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to try again. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Woman: I told you that I just came here for dinner today, and nothing else. Me: Then you can go. Woman: You ... Me: Eating is just a means. The purpose is to increase understanding and promote feelings. If you come here only for eating, you can go to the canteen. Eating there is not to increase understanding. Best wishes for a happy birthday! A policeman went to Thailand to handle a case and called a young lady at night. After several times of sex, the young lady kept touching the policeman's penis in his arms. The policeman was very comfortable and asked, "Do you want to come again?" Miss gloomily: "No, I just miss it. I had it before." Twenty-three, making money, such as receiving text messages, is not the way, you have to attract the attention of others and take the initiative to attack. If you spend money like sending a text message, you can send it to anyone. You have to identify the target of demand and ensure the response rate. I wish you make a lot of money to spend a lot of money. Remember to transfer when you receive the message! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Twenty-four, lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I called out your name. You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again? Ha ha, happy birthday, pig! Twenty-five, Bajie Hua Zhai did not return. At this time, a man who looked like Bajie came. Friar Sand: The second brother is back. Wukong: It's a monster. Tang Priest: Send a short message to ask, it's Bajie who answered, but the monster who didn't. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Twenty-six, a mosquito flew in front of a girl, and the girl hid slightly. When the instructor saw it, he said, Don't move! Wait until it bites you! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 27. Birthday wishes You are so pitiful. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter. Because you received my wishes, I believe you will have a good time today! On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three congratulations: I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; I wish you all the best. The important task of the post-28 s and post-8 s is to create the post-8 s. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Twenty-nine, today is your birthday. To celebrate, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, you get out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, pig! 3. My mother used to be timid and hated bad guys. For a time, a group of people were squatting at the school gate every time. My mother was so scared and hated it, and then my father appeared and picked me up on a bicycle very politely. My mother didn't know that my father was the bearer of that street until she got married. Kangaroos and monkeys were praised by the lion king for jumping high in the forest animal games. The bear was criticized and said unconvinced: I will jump over this bridge tomorrow! Lion King: Look at you. You're still on the bridge (you're still looking! ）！ Best wishes for a happy birthday! Busy work, hard work to make money, just for life is sweeter than honey. Smile when you enter the money, but lose your mind when you give it. Saving money is like ants moving, and spending money is like running water. Spending money is the motivation to make money, and making money is the pleasure of life. I wish you unlimited money and brilliant Qian Jing! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Thirty-three, Chongqing University has changed three presidents in five years. A student studied for a major undergraduate course, Zhejiang University for a master's degree, and Peking University for a doctor's degree. As a result, all the diplomas were stamped with Lin Jianhua's seal. When looking for a job, the interviewer said, "classmate, you should be professional in making fakes. Can't you carve more chapters?" Thirty-four, I made a mink warm coat for you with sincerity as the lining, love as the mounting, and care about hair making. I gave it to you on this day in first frost. I hope you will be happy and healthy in first frost! The signal has been sent, please press any key to receive it, and it will not wait until it expires! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 35. Unforgettable birthday wishes are our pure friendship! Precious is the eternal truth! Glad to know you! I present my favorite carnation, wishing you a happy birthday. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is. The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life in the world are getting lighter and lighter. I wish you a happy birthday and always be in a good mood. 36. Make money like garlic, bend your head and exert yourself step by step, drop by step, spend money like garlic, and follow suit with great fanfare. I wish you a correct life path and control your own garlic! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Funny birthday wishes 2 1. Every star is decorated with the color of time, and every smile blesses the temperature of happiness. Tie a bow with love in the new candlelight, and send a love greeting with your heart in sweetness, wishing you a happy birthday. 2. The sun is golden, the moon is silver, and my blessing is colorful. May you be chased by happiness, surrendered by good luck, arrested by happiness, and stuck by a smile. Let me bless you in the distance today. Happy birthday! 3, the height wins the cold: the father loves mountains and rivers. Father's love is like a river, carrying a long-cherished wish. Father's love is like a road, winding and lingering Father loves the sky and supports his home. Father's love is like a harbor, nourishing warmth. I wish my father a happy birthday, health and safety! 4. Missing has become a permanent dream, and it is your charming smile in every dream. Today is your birthday. I would like to make a sweet cake and send you sweet wishes. I would like to make a soft candlelight and send you deep wishes: Happy birthday! 5. Today is a special day. I fly my best wishes for you in the blue sky. I wish you a colorful and happy life every day in the future! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 6. There is only one life. May you hold on to the happiness of your whole life. There is only one birthday. May you be happy every minute. There is only one blessing, giving you a healthy and safe golden bell jar! Happy birthday! 7. Candlelight illuminates a smiling face, the card records a blessing, time depicts a friend, happiness infects a birthday, friend, today is your birthday, I hope all your dreams come true. 8. Flowers represent my love for you, chocolate represents my wish for your sweet life, and SMS represents my sincere gift to you. I wish you a happy birthday! Happy forever! 9. If there are countless landscapes in life, may happiness rank first in life; If the emotional process is long and long, may happiness lead the way! ? Your birthday is accompanied by our blessings! 1. Because of your arrival, the world has a more attractive color; Because of your arrival, life has an expectation since then; In the candlelight of your birthday, please light every candle with your heart. That is my wish: Happy birthday! Xiao Bai: Are you there? I know you are here. Can you give Xiaoxin an early birthday present on July 7th? Is that you love me! Thinking of you together, that picture is very beautiful. If I cry too, it's because I love you! 12. Spring is blooming and the grass is green. A group of demons are looking for you. They threaten to slap their hands: peel off your troubles, draw away your pain tendons, tie you with a rope of peace, and tie you with the shackles of happiness. Happy birthday to my wife! 13. I wish this wonderful life will always follow you, and the sunshine of a beautiful life will always accompany you. Because we have shared the ups and downs of family life together for decades and bathed in the sunshine of a wonderful life together. Honey, you are the most qualified. Please accept our blessing for you proudly. Happy birthday! 14. On this special day, on behalf of the person who loves you the most, I would like to extend my deepest wishes and warmest greetings to my dearest and lovely baby. You should eat more pigs and gain weight, and everyone will love you and flowers will bloom, and sell them at a good price. Happy birthday forever. 15. You are the happiest woman in the world. You have a handsome, charming, humorous and loving husband who keeps his promise to you for life and walks with you every year today. Love you forever, wife. Happy birthday! 16, flowers send love, true feelings are in the heart, romantic spring is always there, flowers bloom and smile. May you be more beautiful than peony and purer than lotus. Charm all the gentlemen, everyone praises them! Happy birthday! 17. On this day of that year, you were born with a small fist, and the world was enriched by you. Today this year, you waved your big hand and laughed. Life is happy because of you. I feel lucky to have a friend like you. Happy birthday. 18. Keep the spring and make your birthday colorful; Take green from summer to make you full of energy; Pick the fruits of autumn, and let your birthday eat the whole food; Present the beautiful scenery in winter and wish you a happy birthday! 19. No matter how beautiful the picture is, you can't draw your beautiful face; No matter how beautiful the poem is, you can't write all kinds of love; No matter how gorgeous the language is, I can't express my best wishes to you. Happy birthday, mom! 2. You know that I like you best, but you always say that I don't love you. You are more important than my life. For your happiness, I only leave you temporarily, and soon you will be in my arms. 21. You are the only one I wish, the eternal greeting and my unchanging miss. I can meet you in this life, even if there are more pains, I feel beautiful. Your birthday is coming again. I wish you a happy birthday and good luck again and again!