Funny phrases about eating

1. Do you have any funny sentences about cooking? The more the better

1. When the lid of the pot was lifted, oh, all I saw was the cooked little white rabbit steamed buns. , as if smiling at me.

2. I picked up the dough, put a small piece of meat on it, then pinched it left and right, and a wonton was "born" in my hands. 3. I held the fish head firmly with my left hand, and used a knife to cut open the belly of the fish with my right hand. Then I put my hand in and took out all the fish intestines and a lot of other things.

4. He stood at the stove fire, picked up the noodles with both hands, and began to throw the noodles into the boiling water like flying snow. 5. She held a thick stack of wonton wrappers in her left hand, used the tip of chopsticks in her right hand to pick up a little filling, wrapped it in the wrapper, and somehow rolled it left and right to form a wonton.

6. The sesame seeds on the sesame cakes are as dense as the stars in the sky. The whole sesame cakes are yellow and crystal-like, as if they are plated with a layer of gold. They are fragrant and make people drool. 7. There was only a sound of "sand", and the eggs quickly emerged in the oil pan. Its edges looked like the lace on a little girl's skirt! 8. I looked at the white rice grains that had been washed in the basket, sparkling under the light, how much I love it! My mother will use it to make porridge later. I think it will feel sweeter in my mouth.

9. The steamed buns steamed by my father are as white as snow and noisy like a ball of cotton. The rice cooked by my mother is as white as jade, shiny and shiny, one grain after another.

10. I watched it twice. When I heard the sound for the third time, I quickly opened the lid of the pot. A burst of fragrance came out, and I saw plump dumplings floating on the water. Like a small boat floating on the lake. 2. Humorous sentences to persuade your girlfriend to eat even if she is angry

1. Your fragrance attracts me; your aura fascinates me; your delicacy fascinates me; your talent, Conquered me; your temper frightened me; please calm down, don't scare me away, please forgive me quickly!

2. Baby, baby, you will grow old when you are angry. Baby, baby, please, don’t be angry. When you get angry, I won’t speak. When I don’t speak, you will get angry. For my sake, you can stay young forever. , just forgive me.

3. I'm sorry, I mustered up the courage to say it. I can't tell you in another way. I wonder if I can get your forgiveness?

4. A little woman, but I like her very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, miss you, and want to bite you!

5. I was wrong! My wife is gentle and virtuous, she manages the household well, and she is well-educated, but I don’t know how to appreciate her. I’m sorry for you, please forgive me!

6. The dream has flown away, the heart is broken, and you have to face it yourself if you do something wrong; the smoke is lingering, the wine is hard to get drunk, and I am confused and regretful; my dear, please accept my sincere heart. Accompany the guilt!

7. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then just keep calling me and scolding me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I grow old!

8. It’s my fault for making you unhappy. I apologize belatedly and wish to relieve my sorrow. I recall that you and I have a strong friendship. We often have quarrels and blushes. In the end, I smile and forget all grudges. I still hope that you will be in my heart. Don't blame.

9. Sorry, it was just a joke. Please include any offending points.

10. I will use my sincerity to call out the sleeping love, and let love be reborn in persistence; I will use my life to guard your life, and let time prove that I love you for a lifetime. Please give me another chance. Let your love and my love wake up quickly!

11. I want to make up a humorous story and tell you that joke that has been made for four years, but I am afraid that it will wet the clean autumn. Please forgive me.

12. Give me a happy mood, so that I can learn to smile; give me the stretch of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; give me a peaceful mind, so that I can learn to be at ease; give me a message, so that I can learn to smile. I am no longer dull; the days without you are nothing but upset. (SMS Collection)

13. Don’t be angry. Can I guess a riddle for you? You owe me five yuan, but you pay me ten yuan.

(Use a polite word) You can’t guess, can you? The answer is...I owe (apology)!

14. I can’t let go of your kindness to me, I can’t let go that I don’t love you, I can’t let go of the past memories and current thoughts, I can’t let go of the bits and pieces of the past, and I can’t let go of the happiness you gave me. I don’t want to lose you, let alone cannot lose you, forgive me.