Collection of 60 humorous expressions about love at first sight

Humorous expressions about love at first sight (Part 1)

1. Gradually, love develops over time, and later you realize that it was love at first sight.

2. You may not know that when we first met, we emphasized the parting gesture.

3. Some people, once you meet them, will be in love for a thousand years; some people, once you start to fall in love, will be irresistible. I think, in life, if nothing happens, then will it be difficult to establish or break the relationship between people?!

4. I like to be with you, but I am not sure whether I will leave you in the end; choice is a right, but sometimes it is escape; although giving up is willing, sometimes you cannot help it. ; Just think of me lending you my love.

5. No one has true love, but only love at first sight.

6. We meet by fate, but parting is indifferent. When we meet and part, we all go home.

7. I fell in love with you at first sight. Being friendly with others is a kind of love, and you will gain a smile; being generous with others is a kind of love, and you will feel relieved; being sincere with others is a kind of love, and you will You will gain enthusiasm. , I want love, spread love out, and bring happiness in! I fell in love with you when we first met.

8. Let’s go back and take another look. Let’s go back to the first time we met. Do you think it’s okay?

9. The first time I saw you, my whole life was already in my mind.

10. My most precious thing in the world, I want to go back to the time when you were not grown up, send you the soft wind by the river, and give you sweet dreams on your pillow.

11. Haha, maybe, I used to laugh at other people’s love at first sight, but now, I have fallen into it without knowing it. Even if you don't know, even if you don't care, I miss you, I miss you like crazy, can you hold your unique, unique little hand for me once?

12. We meet again but we feel we have known each other before. We have never known each other but we already miss each other. Falling in love with you at first sight, the greatest act of crushing on you, is to make it come true. You don't love me, but I will help you. True secret love is a lifelong career, don't give up just because he is far away from you. If you don't have this kind of sentiment, don't talk about secret love lightly.

13. If you think of me as a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don’t tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.

14. There is a kind of love at first sight. Missing you is a kind of pain, a dull pain that does not come often, but it lingers; missing you is an unforgettable pain, which does not come often, but is still profound; missing you is never tired, but it is extremely Painful, heartbreaking. What is painful is not the past, but the memory!

15. Meeting someone for the first time these days is more difficult than winning the lottery.

16. Because of love at first sight, wishful thinking is allowed.

17. There will be snow in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn, and bright sun in winter. There will be many surprises throughout the year, but the most charming thing is meeting you.

18. Once you meet some people, you will be in love with them for a thousand years; some people, once you start to fall in love, are irresistible. I think of you being attracted by your charm when I first met you, which makes my heart as happy as a bird flying. You said you would never forget that cute little look when you first saw me, which made me feel loving and affectionate when I saw it.

19. You don’t know the origin of love, but you are deeply in love with each other. Life is so wonderful. Two people who are far apart from each other will meet, know each other, and fall in love one day in the future.

20. There is a kind of love at first sight. My heart is like an umbrella, it can be opened but cannot be closed. In love, persistence means exchanging sincerity for true feelings. If you can't get anything back, persistence means holding on to yourself. Staying does not mean returning love; gaining does not necessarily mean luck; losing does not necessarily mean misfortune. I want a simple love that begins at sunrise and rests at sunset: we enjoy the sunshine, breeze, rain, and dusk every morning together.

Humorous confessions about love at first sight (Part 2)

21. The heartbeat when we first met, breaking the emotional confusion, and thinking about a happy life in the future. A unique you becomes the only one I love.

22. When I fall in love with you at first sight, the ability to think objectively is reason, and the emotion based on reason is humility.

23. I still like you very much, like the old opera in the old city, with gentle words and soft words.

24. I won’t wait for you, who will wait for you? I won’t wait for you, who will wait for you? White head. If possible, I hope I have never met you; if possible, I hope I can clear my memory and stop thinking about you; if possible, if really possible... I hope that from the moment I first see you, I will hold you in my arms and stay with you until the end. forever.

26. Some people, once you meet them, will be in love for a thousand years; some people, once you start to fall in love, will be irresistible. Being infatuated with someone is like being possessed by a demon. No matter how smart a person is, he will drain all his feelings at all costs. Once he wakes up, there will be no remaining feelings. It is natural to become heartless. .

27. The first meeting seven years ago, the past of killing each other but not falling in love was buried in time.

28. My heart is very broken, and only you can put it together.

29. Is there a person in your life that when you see him for the first time, you already know that it is him. At this time, you looked at him with smiling eyes and said firmly: "Don't even think about going anywhere again!"

30. The world is full of chances for us to meet, but I have never been able to meet you.

31. If you don’t believe in love at first sight, then I just fell in love with you at the first sight, and fell in love with you at the second sight.

32. Time is like water, always speechless! Those initial touches and dreams will always fade away and become speechless under the infiltration of time and hopeless waiting. The oaths washed away by the years looked so pale and feeble in the sunshine. The promise that had been stranded by time suddenly felt so out of reach.

33. Falling in love at first sight has existed since ancient times and needs no explanation.

34. I fell in love with you at first sight, I used my longing to fold a red rose and put it on my chest; I used my tenderness to save a bright eye and stared at it affectionately; I used trust to cast a clear sky and unlimited happiness; I used blue silk to tie a piece of it. The oath, keep it in your heart. Valentine's Day is here, and I just want to tell you that my love for you will never change.

35. Sometimes I will be moved by a word because it is sincere; sometimes I will shed tears by a song because I am emotional; sometimes I will treat memories as a habit because I miss you; sometimes I will send a text message. I give it to you because I care about you.

36. When we first met Yu Liang in the building, the spring willows in Wuchang looked like waist. ——"Two Thoughts" by Yuan Zhen of the Tang Dynasty

37. There are three realms of love: love at first sight, mutual love and growing old together. You need to fall in love with many people at first sight, fall in love with some people, and then grow old with one person. Please tell me that everything I do for you will make you happy.

38. Once you meet some people, you will be in love with them for a thousand years; some people, once you start to fall in love, are irresistible. When I finally stopped approaching you, I suddenly realized that it was enough to just be able to look at you and listen to you as I did in the beginning. As for love or not, leave it to time to question.

39. Your figure appears in front of me more and more frequently, gradually, like breathing, without interruption for a second, making it difficult for me to eat or sleep. .

40. I have met someone similar to you, but I also unexpectedly got separated. Humorous Confessions About Love at First Sight (Part 3)

41. When two people quarrel, the person who says sorry first is not admitting defeat, nor is he forgiving. He just cherishes this relationship more than the other person.

42. The heartbeat is waiting for your message, the desire is to see you often, the sweetness is to hang out with you, the warmth is to look into your clear eyes, the feeling of loving you is really wonderful!

43. A startling glimpse that will be unforgettable forever. If you are a flower, I would like to be that cow dung; if you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to be the egg with a crack. If you were the egg, I would like to be the tea. I fell in love with you at first sight,

44. What is unforgettable is the first encounter, and what is unforgettable is the final parting.

45. She is my ideal and the only reason why I love this world.

46. All the darkness is left to the past. From the moment I met you, the winter has passed and the stars have become brighter.

47. A startling glimpse that will be unforgettable for the rest of my life. In the emotional world of two people, the final word is not tacit wisdom, equal appreciation, or undying admiration. It's heartache and pity. It's the bit of helpless reluctance in a dilemma.

48. Falling in love at first sight means that the first time I see you, I want to tell a story with you.

49. The wound is just like me, a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and moist place suitable for anything to grow.

50. My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her.

51. Our separation is not because we met at the wrong time, but because we met but neither of us knew how to cherish them.

52. In the dream, all the flowers have fallen, but the feeling is still lingering. The meaning is unforgettable. Although the string is broken, the music is still singing.

53. The first time I saw you, my mood was like boiled water and red wine, with a mild excitement. Life without you is like potato chips without ketchup. I hope you can Understand my heart.

54. If a person’s spiritual pain is not comforted by a friend, it will be desolate; if a person’s joy is enjoyed by a close friend, no matter how much joy he has, it will be sad. A confidant is indispensable for people. One needs someone to talk to about one's pain, and one needs someone to relieve one's sorrows. If a person does not have a confidant, his soul will be desolate.

55. The first time I met you was when you were fighting grass with your girlfriend in front of the steps, and we met again when you were threading needles with your girlfriend upstairs on Chinese Valentine's Day.

56. After meeting you, every dream I have has your participation!

57. What does it feel like to like? I only know love at first sight, and then the novelty wears off and I miss someone again.

58. Whether it’s love at first sight or love at first sight, I like you from the first sight. I just like you.

59. Holding my hand, I will accompany you crazily for a thousand lifetimes, kiss my eyes deeply, and accompany you for eternity. If my love for you cannot be explained in words, then I will prove it with actions

60. I fell in love with you at first sight, retain the temperature, speed, tenderness and anger, focus on how good today is, hold on to the concentration of life, frankly reveal feelings and attitudes, leaving fleeting glimpses flying. Talk about love at first sight, sentences and phrases about love at first sight

1. I want to have sex with you the first time I see you. Gentlemen call this love at first sight.

2. No one can be like you and make me prefer you at first sight.

3. I don’t believe in love at first sight, so I tried my best to see you for a second time.

4. I will spend my whole life repaying that love at first sight.

5. The most beautiful love at first sight in the world is when I first meet your smile in the dark time, and I will never forget it.

6. Some people, once you meet them, are inseparable.

7. The first time I met him, God whispered four words in my ear: There is no escape.

8. Any of your praised beauty is not as good as the first time I met you.

9. Is there one person in your life who, when you see him for the first time, you already know that it is him. At this time, you looked at him with smiling eyes and said firmly: Don't even think about going anywhere again!

10. When you meet someone for the first time and your body temperature is 38.6, it’s love at first sight.

11. Whether I fell in love with you or fell in love at first sight, I liked you from the first sight. I just like you.

12. How to be friends with someone who falls in love with you at first sight!

13. Love is really so simple, so simple that I couldn't help myself when I saw you for the first time.

14. Love at first sight is not because I fall in love with you at first sight, but because after seeing you, I can never forget you again.

15. There are 24 weaknesses in a person's body. The first time I saw him, I felt the 25th.

16. When I saw you for the first time, I knew you were my Hong Luan.

17. You are a hidden disease that I cannot seek treatment for all my life. It started from falling in love at first sight and finally turned into ashes.

18. Humans are probably the most pushy creatures in the world. The first time you look at me, I want to live in your heart.

19. No matter how deep the love is, it can't compare to love at first sight, and no matter how hard you put your efforts, it can't compare to love at first sight.

20. The first time I saw you, my whole life was already in my mind.

21. If you don’t believe in love at first sight, then I just liked you at the first sight and fell in love with you at the second sight.

22. There is a beauty in the north, peerless and independent. A beautiful city at first sight, a beautiful country at first sight.

23. There is something called falling in love at first sight, and being infatuated with that person from then on, you are willing to bet your life on it.

24. The first time I saw you, it was like seeing an angel descending from the sun.

25. Because of love at first sight, wishful thinking is allowed.

26. Falling in love at first sight probably means that the first time I see you, I want to tell a story with you.

27. On the bus, I looked at you frequently, and you looked at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you held your wallet tightly. Confession sentences for love at first sight

1. Love at first sight is our fate, but distance is our obstacle. Can you and I stage a moving fairy tale? I'm looking forward to a beautiful ending.

2. Happiness is having you by your side, unforgettableness is your eyes, happiness is holding your hand, warmth is holding you in my arms, let us understand together what love is.

3. Wishes are the wind, happiness is the sail, and happiness is the ship. The wind of the wish blows the sail of happiness, carrying the ship of happiness, and floats to you who are always happy.

4. I know that I can't be by your side. I know that all I can do is miss you from afar. Are you happy? Are you happy? I wish you silently.

5. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small station of love, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying me and pampering you. Me; for the rest of my life!

6. Looking for you among the crowd is like picking up all the sand on the beach, eager to find your traces. If not, I hope there will be an afterlife.

7. I want you to come close to me, be close to me, hug me, lean on me, hold me, and kiss me; I want you to love me well, and I will cuddle up with you with all my heart. Together, you will find that you and I at this time are the most beautiful scenery in life.

8. It is precisely because of love that I hide away quietly. What I avoid is the figure, but what cannot be avoided is the silent feeling; today I finally mustered up the courage to express my love to you.

9. Day and night will not be able to stop our deep longing!

10. I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine, and look forward to the shining light. Can warm your heart.

11. Marriage is visible, but love is invisible; greetings are visible, but concern is invisible.

But I love you, but it is obvious.

12 Today I feel hot all over, and I feel like I’m being burned by fire. Do you know why? It’s because of your appearance that two suns have appeared in my life. The natural sun shines on me. body, but you burn my heart, I fall in love with you.

13. The quiet phone is accompanied by the dull light, and the lonely chest is hugged by cold arms. Through the piercing eyes, I can only see a stubborn heart, still stubbornly waiting for the response of your love.

14. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.

15. My heart is like Uncle Schr?dinger’s cat, sweet and confused; if you look at me, I will quickly collapse into the excitement of Pavlov’s dog. The harsh world is not a utopia. Are you just decorating the windows of my house, or do you want to fill the ocean of my dreams?

16. I don’t want short-term tenderness, but only your lifelong companionship.

17. A group of gods and immortals were fighting against the landlord in the sky. Seeing that Yue Lao had two cards left in his hand, the superior cleverly played out the cards one by one. Seeing that the opponent was about to finish the fight, Yue Lao had to take care of the cards. At that time, he still had a pair of me and you in his hand.

18. Send you a breeze, carrying my blessing; send you a ray of moonlight, reflecting my image; send you a white cloud, make you feel warm; send you a text message, embellish us Love!

19. If one day. I understand love. It must be because of you.

20. If loss is bitter, are you afraid of giving? If confusion is bitter, will you choose to end it? If pursuit is bitter, will you choose to persist? If separation is bitter, you Who do you want to talk to?

21. If you can’t accept my person, then accept my love. If you accept me, then come to the bowl!

22. The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I already knew that I was your prisoner for life!

23. You must be very beautiful!

24. You and I agreed that we would stop arguing soon. We also agreed that there would be no secrets and that we would be very transparent with each other! I love you!

25. If you think of me as a kite, why don’t you treat me like a kite? Let it go, or else keep it and take it home. Don't tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.

26. It’s hard to forget the first time I saw you, those charming eyes. At that moment, I realized what love at first sight was.

27. I can’t love you for ten thousand years, I just want to take care of you for this lifetime.

28. When I see you, I don’t want to look at other women anymore. Not marrying you is the most powerful way to court

29. Even if the entire earth explodes, it will only be the vast universe. Among them, there is a speck of dust missing.

30. I just don’t want to give anyone a chance to be with you! Confessions of love at first sight

Confessions of love at first sight

1. Since I saw you One day, I learned to lose sleep, not for your appearance, but for your smiling face. If I couldn’t see you every minute, I would be frightened. Your appearance fills my sight, and I am willing to follow you. forever.

2. Since the day I met you, my heart has been like falling into a deep lake. I can’t push you away, and I always want to lean on you.

3. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, tell me and I will appear immediately.

4. I didn’t believe in love at first sight before, but the moment I saw you, I rejected my opinion. My heart fell for you and will only beat for you from now on.

5. There is a feeling of love called empathy. There is a kind of tacit understanding of love, which is called heart-to-heart connection. There is a kind of love commitment that lasts forever. There is a way to love, which is to hold your child's hand and grow old with your child.

6. Sometimes I will be moved by a word because it is sincere; sometimes I will shed tears by a song because I am emotional; sometimes I will treat memories as a habit because I miss you; sometimes I will send a text message. I give it to you because I care about you.

7. A couple was walking on the beach. The woman asked: How much do you like me? The man said: I like you as much as a dime. The woman said angrily, I only like you as little as a dime. The man added: Isn’t one dime equal to ten points?

8. Maybe when a person is really helpless, he has no choice but to smile.

Confessions of love at first sight

9. I am waiting for your heart with infatuation. I will not give up my heart no matter how hard it is, don’t make me sad. You are my sweetheart. This means that I am sincere. I hope to win your heart, wish you happiness, and don’t be heartless!

10. I want to grow old with you.

11. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

12. I hope the last thing I see before going to bed is you.

13. We feel unhappy because what we pursue is not “happiness” but “being happier than others.”

14. I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you are not drinking.

15. My heart is like Uncle Schr?dinger’s cat, sweet and confused; if you look at me, I will quickly collapse into the excitement of Pavlov’s dog. The harsh world is not a utopia. Are you just decorating the windows of my house or do you want to fill the ocean of my dreams?

16. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your lifelong companionship.

17. A group of gods and immortals were fighting against the landlord in the sky. Seeing that Yue Lao had two cards left in his hand, the superior cleverly played out the cards one by one. Seeing that the opponent was about to finish the fight, Yue Lao had to take care of the cards. At that time, he still had one pair in his hand - me and you.

18. Send you a breeze, carrying my blessing; send you a ray of moonlight, reflecting my image; send you a white cloud, make you feel warm; send you a text message, embellish us love!

19. If one day. I understand love. It must be because of you.

20. If loss is bitter, are you afraid of giving? If confusion is bitter, will you choose to end it? If pursuit is bitter, will you choose to persist? If separation is bitter, you Who to talk to?

21. If you can't accept my person, then accept my love. If you accept me, then - come to the bowl!

22. The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I already knew that I had been your prisoner for life!

23. You must be very beautiful!

24. You and I have agreed that we will stop arguing soon. We also agreed that there will be no secrets and that we will be transparent with each other! Love you!

25. If you think of me as a kite, either let me fly, or keep it and take it home. Don’t tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.

26. It’s hard to forget the first time I saw you, those charming eyes. At that moment, I realized what love at first sight was.

27. I can’t love you for ten thousand years, I just want to take care of you for this lifetime.

28. When I see you, I don’t want to look at other women anymore... Marrying anyone but you is the most powerful way to court

29. Even if the entire earth explodes, it will only be a vast and endless world. There is a speck of dust missing in the universe.

30. I just don’t want to give anyone a chance to be with you!

Confessions of love at first sight

31. Haha, maybe, I used to laugh at other people’s love at first sight, but now, I have fallen into it without knowing it. Even if you don't know, even if you don't care, I miss you, I miss you like crazy, can you hold your unique, unique little hand for me once?

32. I really want to reserve your heart for ten thousand years and end my constant longing.

I really want to put my heart in your heart, my true heart will never change forever!

33. The first time I cried was because you were not here, the first time I laughed was because I met you, the first time I laughed and cried because I couldn’t have you!

34. Waiting for you is very painful and tiring, but my love for you will never change.

35. When my smile slowly turns into tears while waiting, I think it’s time for me to leave you. However, you are so touching that I still stay in love.

36. I will give you fresh love in spring, cool love like green shade in summer, golden love for you in autumn, and white snowflakes in winter are my pure love. White love!

37. A day in spring is a new beginning for all life, a passionate season, giving birth to countless vitality spring breezes and autumns, several springs and autumns. You who are far away, the fire rose in my heart, I don’t know who you are now Are you thinking of me too?

38. It was snowing outside the window. I brewed a cup of coffee and held it until it cooled down. Only then did I realize that I thought of you again. How can you understand my expectations!

39. I miss you so much when I don’t see you. You are always there in my dreams. You are the only one in my heart. I give my heart to you just because I love you.

40. If you are there during the day, there will be dreams; if there are dreams of you at night, there will be you.

41. To love someone is to want to hear his voice; to love someone is to see his face; loving you does not need to be decorated with gorgeous words, loving you is hidden in my heart, warm In your heart!

42. Love is like a cup. It is very fragrant and strong when it is first brewed, but it becomes tasteless after being brewed for a long time, but it has a light fragrance.

43. Love is high-voltage electricity. I am willing to touch the strong current of love for you. I am crazy about you. With you by my side, I am not afraid of wind and rain or electric shock. I hope my lover can accept my love. like.

44. Love is as clear as glass and as fragile as glass; the glass used to hold tea can be changed again, but there is only one glass used to hold love in a lifetime!

45. In love, some melodies have never been sung, and some candles have never been lit. However, the world suddenly had music and light. I don't even know you yet, but my heart is already like a piece of crumpled paper.

46. Loving you for ten thousand years is my pursuit; loving you for a thousand years is my desire; and kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; promise me, when My girlfriend!