Which one has a funnier confession letter?

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1. God knows that you are thirsty and created water. God knows that you are hungry and created rice. God knows that you do not have one. My lovely friend, that’s why he created me. However, God also knows that there are no fools in this world, so he created you by the way.

2. When Tang Seng was taking his three apprentices to take a break, Tang Seng looked at Zhu Bajie and said angrily: "You pig head, you actually have time to read text messages!" Happy April Fool's Day, my friend !

3. Erguotou is one and a half pounds old. He is an expert in love at the age of two. He eats, drinks, whores, gambles and smokes at the age of three. He cheats, kidnaps and steals at the age of four. This person is promising at a young age. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. He knows clearly that this person is You still insist on seeing it to the end. admire! admire!

4. Are you crying? Are you stupid? Are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size. Happy holidays, haha!

5. I call you an idiot but you still know how to read, I call you a fool and you still know how to get angry, I call you a fool and you still know how to reply to text messages, I call you stupid and you still know how to look at your phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. I saw you wandering around the supermarket that day. You put your hand into the machine that can check the price, and the result shows: Pig's trotters are 8 yuan. You think there is something wrong with the machine, so you stick your head in. I almost died laughing when I saw it: Pig's head is 18 yuan!

7. When I met you by chance, I was so flustered that I didn’t know what to do. I can't avoid your loving eyes. I understand your heart. I ran away desperately but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose dog is left unattended?"

8. You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world just to find someone else. Half of it, I finally found you after all the hard work, damn! But I found that our wings were aligned. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. It’s just a gust of wind, but it’s so eternal. It’s just a dream, but it’s so real. You lower your head and say nothing, but I can’t calm down. I finally can’t help but say to you. : Next time you fart, say it!

10. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the gods to give you. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life. Life, because - stupid.

11. Killing time with short messages is called letter life, sending and receiving at the same time is letter communication, frantically receiving is letter climax, only receiving but not sending is letter indifference, sending to the wrong person is letter harassment, sending and receiving Failure is a letter dysfunction! Happy holidays!

12. Dear user: Hello! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, our station has decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 10 minutes!

13. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman! happy holidays!

14. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and the one who is reading text messages is Idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

Hope it can be adopted!