Classic humorous love messages

Classic humorous love message, in life, if you have a funny boyfriend, then your life will be wonderful. I believe my boyfriend must have a lot of classic humorous messages! So for boys who can't write humorous love stories, the following are classic humorous love stories.

Classic humorous love message 1 1, I still believe in love, time will test us, true love needs no reason, tacit understanding will make it last, if you long for the happiness of true love, you believe that true love will last. May there be lovers in the world, moved by mountains and rivers, and have a happy life.

To judge whether a woman really loves you, just kiss her when she loses her temper. If she breaks free, calls you crazy and loses her temper, then she may not love you as much as she thought. If she struggles for a while and becomes soft on you, then she may suffocate.

3. Our love, the most romantic love message is like a black-and-white movie. Our dribs and drabs flow through the dark scene. Although everything has no ending, I will miss you with a gentle mood all my life.

4. The days are short, the ends of the earth, my intimate friends are half scattered, and a gourd ladle of turbid wine makes me happy. Say goodbye to Meng Han tonight! I miss you!

5, familiar and easy to understand the concept of love explanation: inappropriate is poor, no feeling is ugly. Love at first sight means beauty, and deliberation means money.

6. If a woman's dream is to enter the palace of marriage, then a man's dream is to enter the bridal chamber after marriage.

7, how much love, you can come back. The Supreme Treasure teaches you a trick: take your box of biscuits to the balcony at night, and then shout to the moon: Boruo Bomi.

8, love you is not an end, the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

9. Two people take a double-decker bus and one goes upstairs. After a while, he hurried down: never sit on it, there is no driver there!

10, a riverside, a Jiang Tao, a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot. Ha ha.

1 1. No one knows how long the fate is. It doesn't matter how long the road is. Even if I am destined not to accompany you to the old age, I cherish every second we meet. Let that ignorant heartbeat become a kind of beauty and stay in my heart forever.

12. Today, I heard a group of women discussing that men become bad when they have money, only to know why the goddess always likes to say: You are a good man when she refuses me.

13, love is not a beauty pageant, the more handsome the better, love is not a horse race, the sooner the better, love is not playing the piano, the more you say, the better, love is not a fairy tale, the more beautiful the simpler, the more sincere the happier!

Two cows are grazing. One of them said: mad cow disease is prevalent recently, so we won't be infected, will we? The other end of the phone said, no, we are kangaroos. Already crazy!

15, daily life is actually more charming, but it is simply drunk!

16, a beautiful woman seduced the bartender in a bar, and the beautiful woman put her finger on the bartender's lips to let him suck. Finished, beauty: Please tell your manager that the toilet paper in the ladies' room is used up.

Classic humorous love message 2 1, I embedded you in a tear, dreaming of amber in a thousand years, I dare not bow my head, for fear that the tear will fall, break you, break me and break the dream of a thousand years. If there is an afterlife, I will travel all over Qian Shan to find your forever friend!

If I have a happy grass, I will give it to you, because I hope you are happy. If there are two, we will each have one. I hope everyone is happy. There are three. I'll give you two and keep one for myself, because I hope you are happier than me.

Do you remember when you were in kindergarten? The teacher said to the children: pee in bed, the first penalty is three yuan, the second penalty is five yuan, and the third penalty is ten yuan. You raise your little hand and ask in a low voice: How much is the monthly subscription? I want a monthly subscription!

4, sunrise+sunset = peace, moon+stars+infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = happy life, meteor+heart words = blessings, I hope you have a good mood every day!

A gentle heart belongs to the sad person, a romantic heart belongs to the affectionate person, an eternal heart belongs to the waiting person, and a happy heart belongs to the lonely person. I want to give a blessing to the people who are reading the information.

6. At this time of year, blessings will flood you like an ocean. I hope my blessing is like a canoe, carrying you through the wind and waves to the other side of success! Happy new year!

7. Don't move, Rob! Robbery, okay? Take out your sorrow, hand over your sorrow, take out your troubles, and take off your sorrow! Replace it with a short message worth 10 yuan RMB: Happy New Year!

8. In the new year, I wish you good luck, and the sunshine of spring will be in your mood and colorful life. 7 colorful, occasionally 8 small fortune. All the troubles are forgotten. Please accept my best wishes from 10.

9. The butterfly said to the bee, You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. Why didn't you send me a message when two antennas are so long above your head?

10, I wish you: fate is like peach blossom, fortune is like waves, love is like roses, life is like happy flowers, and career is like morning glory. Don't spend too much if you have love. If you have money, don't squander it. Give me a windfall.