I'm single and I'm happy.

I am single, I am happy, humorous and funny. After being single for a long time, I suddenly get scared when I meet someone I like, so I smiled and shook my head and said forget it.

Don't be hot and cold to me, it will affect my determination to leave you!

3. It will be the Double Eleven soon. 1 1 In the early morning, open your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet. Don't thank me. My name is Lei Feng.

There is no reunification of the motherland, so we can be affectionate.

Being single allows you to enjoy loneliness. It's good to be free alone. Only the sky is vast.

6. Either remain single and proud, or dedicate it to only one person!

7. There is a kind of loneliness, that is, lack is better than abuse.

8. Someone came to see you on the high mountain road.

9. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

10. Loneliness is more practical than cold and hot.

1 1. There can be many happy people, but only one person loves them. I believe that the person I love will accompany me. Will you accompany me?

12. I am very careful every minute with you. Everything I say to you is a reorganization of Chinese characters in my mind for countless times.

13. It's really comfortable to see people who don't like me add trouble to their hearts.

14. Go to Shuang 1 1 and steal my number without chopping hands. How poor you are.

15. After I basically spent the amount of flowers, I was secretly glad that I escaped double, and then I realized that it was the day of repayment.

16. My head is full of sobs, telling you how ridiculous the old species is. I thought you'd be moved.

17. In fact, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

18. Because of you, I have become full of energy; Because of you, I changed my lifestyle; Because of you, my life is more exciting. I can't imagine the world without you.

19. The drunken man raised his glass and his eyes were full of tears.

20. I only smell of strawberries, not sour.

I am single, I am happy and humorous. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to stay in the rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen, so let me be single, let me be single.

22. Is there anyone like me? Sometimes joking words are often the true thoughts in the subconscious.

23. It is said that people who have a secret crush are like the sea. You look calm from the coast, but you can't see the edge. You don't know the surge in the deep sea and the stormy waves in the open sea.

24. Take learning as the first step and take learning as the basis.

25. I suddenly miss my date, and I don't know if he has eaten, is he busy, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.

26. I am just an ordinary single genius. As long as I play normally, there is no relationship that I can't screw up.

27. We always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to see through people's hearts.

28. Secret love is a flower that never blooms. If you don't blossom, you won't die

29. Unrequited love is a poison that hurts people. Tell us whether we will get married or not.

30. But before I go to bed, I will still secretly think about who your gift will be given to next time.

3 1. There are no fragile relationships and no people who can't live without them.

32. It's always good to be single.

33. A person's state is actually quite good.

34. Today is Valentine's Day, but what does it have to do with me? It has always been Valentine's Day without a lover.

35. Interesting people are single because they can support boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.

36. On a tree in vilen, in the independent autumn rain, yellow leaves fall one after another.

37. Today, the double 1 1 first single chop has started. I hope it will have a good omen, and personal products will break out haha.

38. Double 1 1 On this day, do you want to celebrate Singles Day or show your love to me?

It's time to learn to face everything, grow up and be sensible.

40. Don't be a loser, the best revenge is success.

I am single, I am happy and humorous, the third sentence is 4 1. I don't live in anyone's expectation.

42. When I still love you, can you miss me?

43. It's over. It's too late to double 1 1 chop hands this year. It's so tempting. It hurts.

44. I never know how natural it is to let nature take its course, but I know how realistic it is.

45. Although things will eventually work out, if you don't work hard, you are not qualified to regret it.

Loneliness is a bad cold without medicine.

47. Claudia's voice is swaying, and she is worried that she will think of that beautiful woman again. Only when I see an intoxicating smile day after day can I get rid of my depression.

48. Tired as a dog, Shuang 1 1 defeated Chop.

What's wrong with being single? Being single and having no money is terrible.

50. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. Being single is just that you haven't met the right person.

5 1. What is there to comfort? Being single is great.

52. Every night when the stars fall, I count my loneliness over and over again.

53. Actually, it's good to be single, and there's no need to explain who you're having an affair with.

54. It doesn't matter if I am hurt by strangers, but I can't stand being hurt by familiar people.

You can't see the expression on my face clearly. Is disgust, anxiety, indifference, smile, or wet eyes.

I don't need perfect love, I just need someone who will never give up on me.

57. If I stop giving my heart to anything and anyone, maybe I really won't feel any more pain.

58. Just as the sea never doubts the blue sky, it is silent in the streamer. Only then did it know that death is the best thing that nature can give, and it is eternal, far more eternal than hugging.

If no one in the world loves you, then you should love yourself more.

60. 1 1:59, the last quiet minute. I brushed six pairs of shoes. Just after paying the money, I found that the system had entered the stage of double 1 1 crash, so I stopped talking and went to chop hands.

Humorous sentences that attack single dog and bully single dog.

Sentence (1) 1. Being single for a long time, I can unscrew the fire hydrant, let alone the bottle cap.

2, don't give up, love will always appear.

You should let me help you find it. I know what suits you.

4. Single girls may be fairies in their own eyes and men in others' eyes.

Don't worry, will you have no children in the future?

6, your conditions are so good!

7. We will laugh to death when we think about this in the future.

8. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

9. Are you too hard?

10, when you get married one day, you will wish you were still single.

1 1. I've always wanted to walk around. After going out, you find lovers everywhere. You are the only wandering single dog.

12, many of them are gone for the first time, but the first kiss is still there. What a shame!

13. In retrospect, time has changed many things, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

14, you'd better get out of here, they are going to throw flowers.

15, you don't need anyone!

16, you may be too busy with your career.

17. The boat of friendship will turn over when it is said, and the boat of love will sink when it is said. Only single dog's boat can stand.

18, there are many fish in the sea, and there are not many people with two legs.

19. Being single is not a symbol, nor is it temporary. This is the key to making our minds independent.

20. There are many fish in the sea.

Sentences necessary for attacking single dog (2) 1. Being single allows you to enjoy loneliness.

2. They don't deserve you.

You haven't let go of your predecessor.

Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

Single dog has been cooking for a long time, and she is tired of eating dog food. When can he eat?

6. Hey, there's nothing good about getting married. When you get married one day, you will want to be single again.

7. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

8. Don't worry, maybe TA will appear when you don't want to.

Don't worry, you will find the right person one day.

10, single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

1 1. Since my mother knew the word single dog, I have a new name, Goubuli.

12, don't choose, almost.

13, don't say that you have loneliness and spirit, but you are actually a single dog.

14, you should let me fix you up. I know what kind of person is best for you.

15, I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which will violate dogma.

16, Double Eleven If you don't want to be a dog and pay attention to other people's show of love, then tell Lao Tzu quickly.

17, don't you think a person is quite lonely?

18, I am single because fairies can't fall in love with animals, which will violate dogma.

19, Valentine's Day, if you don't want to be a single dog to show your love to others, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Tzu.

20. In such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to be full of ice and ice.

Sentences necessary to attack single dog (III) 1. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

I finally ended my single life for more than ten months, and now I have started my life for more than one month.

Single dog wants to eat a steaming dog on such a cold day.

4. When people laugh at me for being ignored by dogs, I chew it and laugh at my strength.

Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

He is just not ready to make a serious commitment to you.

7. Having been single for a long time, I suddenly found that I saw a sow recently and thought it was beautiful.

I can't wait to know who your future partner is. It's gonna be great.

9. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

10, before you love others, you must first learn to love yourself.

1 1, the annual dog abuse contest is being staged.

12, do you never feel lonely?

13, please don't call me single dog, my code name is "Lone Wolf".

14, now all high-value people are single, such as me.

15, being single may be being a hero in your own eyes and a woman in the eyes of others.

16. Eat alone, watch movies alone and sleep alone every day.

17, you should go to those dating sites. A friend of mine found her husband there.

18, single girls don't worry, maybe the idea in the old heart is: I want to leave a special dog for this lovely girl.

19, man, don't ask me about my feelings. I'm single dog, and I can only advise you to break up.

20. Why are you still alone? You are so excellent.

Funny quotations, I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

1, I really want to strangle myself now!

I will arrive in 5 minutes. If not, please read this message again.

With the reform and opening up, my weight rubs on the ground.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

Hello, the number you dialed has passed away, please redial in the afterlife.

6. My deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.

7. There is a woman who is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.

8. Sometimes I really want to commit suicide.

9. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters looked like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

10, people have many excuses, what is the reality?

1 1, "I can bear hardships", I have achieved the first four words, which proves that I have achieved 80% hardship?

12, how many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

13, I am an onion. In the middle of the road, whoever touches my soy sauce will scold his ancestors.

14 It's a tangled problem to wake people up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

15. Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day.

16, you look "please come and scold me".

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth.

18, suddenly looking back, why haven't you left yet? ...

19, I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

20. Don't mention it when you come to this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.

2 1, I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

22. The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

There are many people holding hands in the street, and several of them are getting married.

Working overtime on weekends makes me very happy.

Working overtime on weekends makes me very happy. A funny sentence (1) 1. I'm bored and don't want to do anything. It's another overtime Saturday.

2. I don't want to work overtime at night, and I don't want to work overtime on Saturday and weekend.

3. "In short, it proves that I am very busy at work" and "My mobile phone still has 75% power when I get home from work"

People are happy when they are simple, but they are old when they are sophisticated. Refuse to work overtime!

I don't want to work overtime. Although my salary doubled, I didn't! Want to! Yes!

6. Giving up halfway is more difficult than reaching the goal.

7. I get sick every time I work overtime. I really don't want to work overtime! The last cold allergy is over! I got over my last cold, and this time it's angular stomatitis. Enough, enough! I want to change my job.

8. For the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always very big.

9. What happens if the company doesn't work overtime?

10. It's just those hurried feet, not the heart that yearns for the distance.

1 1. It's been a good weekend. I really don't want to work overtime. Maybe I can't bear to spend money or take a vacation. Hey, I hope this version has been released.

12. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

13. Take me to work overtime on Saturday, have a meeting later, then take the students to a concert, and finally fly to Hongqiao high-speed railway station. Yes, I am a busy little superman.

14. I actually walked home from the company with three books and a box of clothes on my back, just because I thought I would work overtime as soon as I got back, and I didn't want to hold a bunch of things to squeeze the bus.

15. You add, I add, everyone adds, Jia Jia.

16. The best is not necessarily the most suitable; The most suitable is the really best.

17. If he adds, I will add.

18. If it's a big office, you're all off duty, and I'm still working overtime, but it's quite cool to go to work on Saturday. Finally, you lunatics didn't call to harass me!

19. When you face things with troubles, you will feel that everything is karma and the world will become ugly and hateful.

20. In the early morning of the weekend, the company suddenly asked us to work overtime. Ask what, you'll know when you go. This is not a mental illness! You're dying. Are you in a hurry to be reborn Who has no plans for the weekend!

Working overtime on weekends makes me very happy. Funny sentence (2)1. Every day after work, I take off my work clothes outside and smell the clothes sour.

22. I'm a little bored. It's so empty at work. Tell me to work overtime on holidays! ! ! Working overtime is also playing mobile phones in the sun, and nine times out of ten! ! !

23. There is a kind of overtime, which is called overtime on Saturday, overtime on Sunday and overtime next week. You must fight for luck.

24. I've been working overtime every day recently, and I haven't had a rest on weekends. I'm really tired.

25. Persistence is wisdom, and stubbornness is rigidity.

26. I feel very tired, not only physically but mentally.

27. Mom, I have to work overtime too!

28. As soon as school started, the bad news of winter vacation came! He made me work overtime until I was 28, and earnestly put me down 26 times. I've been in this mood these days.

29. I wish I had slept after crying when I was a child, but now I have to go to work after crying.

30. Give yourself a chance to work hard while you are young. I know you will support me silently, whether you squeeze the bus or subway or work overtime until late at night, right?

3 1. Everyone has their own stories and their own youth, but they are all buried in their hearts and don't want to tell them.

The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. What is more painful than going to work is overtime. What is more painful than overtime is to work overtime every day!

33. Others go to work, I go to work; Others get off work, I work overtime; Others are in love, and we work overtime together; Others have a holiday, and we work overtime together.

34. A busy week, in retrospect, was only spent cooking at home on Friday night. Thank you for not having to work overtime on weekends, you can just rest. I am confused whether the opportunity was won by myself or given by others. ...

35. In a working environment, I will try my best to help my colleagues around me while completing my work tasks, and I will never forget that I belong to the working team just by doing my job well.

36. Try to leave the light to others, and don't care too much about what you don't have, you will be happier.

37. On the first day of looking for a job, I was nervous and disappointed; Looking for a job the next day, disappointed and anxious; And then the third day and the fourth day?

38. I feel that they, especially they, completely regard the process of drawing a plan as an endless work, which drives the work that people really love to a dead end. If people don't want to work overtime, they won't. People can finish what they should do without working overtime. Why should I work overtime with you?

39. I tried to smile and agree when they told me how good you are with her.

40. I want to do many things, but I don't want to work overtime.