50 words (funny)

1. You told me to get out, and I got out. You told me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

2. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of being educated. ...

3. Take the road of Niu B and let civilized language speak!

It's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there will be new people!

6. The mine disaster is still going on, and the rise in house prices is under control!

7.XP is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!

8. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !

10. People are not smart and bald like others! !

1 1. Don't call me if it's okay, let alone something.

12. It is better to fight with the wise than to talk to someone.

13. Chopin of Niu B can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that cannot be dug down?

15. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

16. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single! !

17. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

19. I can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

2 1. Women please themselves; Men are poor at pleasing themselves!

22. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original teacher?

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

24. Only women and English are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find!

25. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty. 26. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

27. Money is not a problem, but no money! In the past, hooligans were in the mountains, but now hooligans are in the public security.

30. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

33. You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

34. Take other people's road, leaving others cornered.

35. You can go as far as you want.

36. The donkey has read it again and again.

37. Go to Google and Baidu.

38. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

39. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

40. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

4 1. When I woke up, it was already dark.

42. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

43. How to lose weight if you are not full?

44. How much sadness can you have? Like a bunch of eunuchs going to a brothel.

45. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

47. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

48. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

49. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

50. Love is like poop. You can't stop it when it comes.

Love is like poop, it's the same every time, but it's different every time.

Love is like poop, sometimes it's just a fart after a long effort.

Love is like poop. Once the water is washed away, it will never come back.