Teacher's Day 2020 is funny. Tell me about the funny version of the greetings to teachers published by Personality Network.

1, teacher, I would like to be your shadow! Let my life have light and heat!

2. Send you a bunch of flowers. Beautiful flowers are the best reward for gardeners.

3, send a batch, then a batch, fate; Teaching every year, thank you. Horizontal batch: Happy holidays.

4. teacher! You are old because of us, and we are proud of you! This affectionate letter is our sincere thanks to the teacher.

6. Although I am not your best student, you are the best teacher in my mind! Dear teacher, I wish you a happy Teacher's Day!

7. Teacher: On the occasion of the Spring Festival, students send you a pair of couplets: two clean hands, one piano and one sword, calligraphy and painting, Wen Tao and Wu Lvlu, Yi Yi Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong and Deng Xiaoping teaching and educating people.

8. Do you know, teacher, your image on the podium is so great and charming? I hope you will always be young, radiant and full of peaches and plums!

I will plant a little green to beautify your good mood. I wish the teacher funny good news. Happy Teachers' Day to my dear teacher! Happy life!

10, you are like a red candle, giving all the heat and light to the younger generation! Your character and spirit can be summed up in two words: burning! Keep burning!

1 1. What can the teacher do for you? Please don't mention anything. In fact, this is a comfort to us, really!

12, chalk remain uncorrupted, the three-foot platform is sunny and rainy all the year round, plus internal organs, Jiu Si is very attentive and sweaty.

13, send you a greeting. Thank you, teacher. My deepest respect is in a simple greeting. Best wishes, thanks to the teacher, and happy Teacher's Day!

14, I left school for many years. Whenever I encounter difficulties and face pressure, I just think back to the scene where you arrested me to make up the exam, and I think: What's the matter?

15, you were so strict when the teacher was at school that I had to avoid you. After graduation, you will never care about me again, so I want to repay you.

16, yesterday, you used truth and wisdom to shape talents, but today, I want to use my blood to electroplate the human soul. Those who drink from it, with its source, will learn from me if they succeed!

17, teacher: I want to invite you to dinner but I have no money; I want to give you a gift, but I haven't bought it yet; I want to say I love you, but I'm afraid Jenny will be angry. Let's hurry up today!

18, I praise chalk. It gives me knowledge, outlines my soul and points out my future. Isn't that beautiful chalk your incarnation? Thank you teacher!

19, this year's festival is not conventional, and congratulations are sent with the help of science and technology; I wish the teacher another 20 years of youth, hope that the teacher is full of peaches and plums, and hope that the teacher has time to go to the students' homes.

20. Who gave us the language of civilization? Who taught us the philosophy of life? Who teaches us how to be a man? It is you! Hard gardener! May the holidays fill your heart with happiness!

2 1, although after so many years, my admiration for your teacher is still like a raging river, and I keep sending my blessings. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

22. Teacher, it's getting dark. Be good and go to bed early. Good Night! We like your smile. You have a beautiful smile, really! Finally, I wish you a happy Teacher's Day!

23. I once had a sincere concern before me, but I didn't cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say to you: Thank you, teacher!

24. A large wave of text messages for teachers' day blessing is approaching you. Please be prepared to accept it. I wish you a long and healthy life, good food and good luck in your work! Anyway, Happy Teachers' Day!

25. On Teacher's Day, students express their sincere wishes through SMS: May the teacher always be young and charming and turn a blind eye to the exam.

27. On the occasion of Teacher's Day, I wish teachers a smooth life, a better life, better card skills, higher taste, a younger life, a more chic life, gold at home and money on the wall.

28. I said, teacher, when we entered the university, you said you should find a girlfriend, but now, you are still a bachelor and a hero. Don't delay your lifelong event.

29. I once had a sincere concern before me, but I didn't cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say five words to you: Thank you, teacher!

30. Teacher: I want to invite you to dinner, but I have no money. I want to give you a gift, but I haven't bought it yet; I want to say I love you, but I'm afraid Jenny will be angry. Let's hurry up today! Happy Teachers' Day, teacher!

3 1, I can't represent the party and the central government, nor can I represent the local government, but I can extend my greetings to the baskets on behalf of my family's vegetable gangs, stumps, melons, seedlings and noodle soup: Happy Teachers' Day!

32. I am a machine gun and the teacher is a sight, guiding me to shoot in the right direction; I am the balance beam, the teacher is the weight, and I find the fulcrum of balance by nudging. I wish the teacher a safe life and peaches and plums all over the world!

33. I treat you to a big meal today. Happiness is dessert, happiness is the main course, and health is rice. If you want something else, please feel free. As long as you get what you want, safe and smooth, I will pay for everything!

34. I still remember that once the headmaster and them came to our class to listen to a lecture. You stayed up all night to get some information. After the second day, your eyes were a little dark. Teacher, you are really hard.

35. I am deeply grateful to you, every star; I miss you deeply, every rain; Deep greetings to you, every ray of sunshine; Bless you, every message. Happy Teachers' Day!