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1. A girl got her boyfriend's engagement ring the night before, but none of her classmates noticed it, which made her very angry. In the afternoon, when everyone was sitting and chatting, she suddenly stood up and said loudly, "Oh, it's really hot here. I think I'd better take off my ring. " The hostess called the maid to her and asked her, "Are you pregnant?" "Yes!" The maid replied. "Fortunately, you can say it. Aren't you ashamed that you are not married? " The hostess trained again. "Why should I be shy, mistress? Aren't you pregnant yourself? " "But I'm pregnant with my husband's child!" The hostess retorted angrily. "Me too!" The maid agreed happily. 3, a person riding a motorcycle likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his mouth at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. Here comes the policeman: Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Policeman A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push hard and turn around. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ... 4. On a winding country road, there are often some ghost stories because of frequent car accidents. One night, a taxi driver saw a long-haired shawl on the roadside, and a woman in white waved to him. Because the driver had never seen a ghost, he boldly stopped to let her get on the bus. On the road, although the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, he is also Mao Mao in his heart. The driver was shocked and stepped on a brake! I saw that woman's face was covered with blood and her expression was ferocious. The driver's teeth trembled with fear. Suddenly the woman said, "Can you drive? I bow my head to tie my shoelaces, and when you brake, I suddenly broke my nose ... "5. A patient went to see a doctor, and the doctor frowned and said," You are too ill, I'm afraid you won't live long. " Patient: "Please tell me how long I can live?" Doctor: "Ten …" The patient asked anxiously: "Ten what? Ten years and ten months? Ten days? " Doctor: "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five ..." 6. Teacher: "Can you tell me something about the commonness of18th century scientists?" Student: "Yes, they are all dead." 7. dung beetles the rhinoceros fell in love with a mosquito. When the beetle asked the mosquito what to do, the mosquito said, "nurse, give me an injection." The tapir patted his thigh: "Fate, I am rubbing pills in the Chinese Medicine Bureau ..." 8. An African lives in a hotel. In the middle of the night, a fire broke out for some reason. When Africans saw it, they couldn't care less, so they ran out naked. When the fireman saw it, he exclaimed, "My God! It's burnt, and you can still run so fast! "9. A person wants to study abroad, but he must get the boss's approval. So he asked the boss for instructions, and the boss gave him a note that said, "Go ahead." The man thought, "Go = Go, the boss approved." So he started packing. A colleague saw him and asked, "What are you doing?" He said: "I want to study abroad, and my boss approved it and wrote me' Go'. "Colleagues were very happy after reading this article:" Our boss didn't approve it at all! ! You don't know our boss's English level, he is talking about it! 10, the priest said to the farmer who bought his horse and carriage: "This horse can only understand the language of the church. When it is called' Thank God', it will run; It didn't stop until it was called "Praise God". The farmer didn't believe it. He tried to shout "Thank God" and the horse ran faster and faster at once. Only when a frightened farmer ran to the edge of the cliff did he remember the password of "Praise God" to stop him. Sure enough, the horse stopped. The farmers who survived the accident breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God ..."

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