Funny good night messages for April Fools' Day

1. Sha Monk said I have 16 transformations! Bajie said I have 32 transformations! Wukong said I have 72 transformations! Tang Monk was furious: I didn’t see a phone call from the transformation on the road to the west, and all the monsters used their phones to read it. Here’s the text message! Happy April Fool’s Day!

2. On April Fool’s Day, the most foolish blessing is given to you, the most foolish person: I wish you to be innocent, kind and ignorant; to be as wise as a fool, to be as foolish as to be extremely foolish; to be as stupid as a chicken, and to be extremely foolish; to be stupid. Totally stupid, unreachable; stupid style, stupid level!

3. Too late, your phone has been infected with the April Fools' virus, alas. ?

4. April Fool’s Day IQ Test: If you feel smart, please press down; if you feel handsome, please press down; if you feel you are charming, please press down. Test result: Just press it if you are asked, fool! Happy holidays, fool!

5. Is a dime a lot? Is our affection worthless? The answer is definitely NO! In order to prove your Sincerely, from now on, you can send me ten blessing text messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

6. When you see this text message I sent you, please bang your head against the wall and see. Are you there? The countless stars in front of your eyes are the infinite blessings I send to you! Happy April Fools' Day!

7. Dear user, due to your mobile phone sending too many text messages, the server The system crashed, so your ability to send text messages is suspended for 24 hours. The 2015 April Fool’s Day text messages are so interesting.

8. Dear user: Hello, due to the continuous spread of radiation from the explosion of the Japanese nuclear power plant, your mobile phone may have no signal or cannot be connected today. Please drop the mobile phone to the ground to return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day.

9. Hey, when you see the text message, take one million with you and go to the back mountain alone. You are not allowed to call the police, otherwise we will fight. Remember not to call the police and remember not to be angry. , Haha, friend, are you kidding me? Happy April Fool's Day!

10. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic! The waves slap your feet, and you look even more flawless! You welcome Facing the morning glow in the east, it’s like a sea spray!

11. Today is April Fool’s Day, be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool’s disease is popular recently, and the symptoms are always Look at the text messages on your phone and grin the most, so be careful!

12. Listeners, welcome to listen to the weather forecast. Starting from April 1st, thunderstorms will occur in our city. There will be more lightning phenomena at that time. We would like to remind you to put your mobile phone on your head when you go out and put the mobile phone charger behind you for lightning protection! Don’t!

13. One year old Erguotou is half a catty. He is an expert in love at the age of two. He eats, drinks, whores, gambles and smokes at the age of three. He cheats, kidnaps and steals at the age of four. This person is promising at a young age. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. Even though he knows that this person is you, he still insists on seeing it to the end. Admire! Admire!

14. Today we are lively and open, and the rules are thrown aside. A gentleman can go up to the wall, and Hongxing can get out of the wall. The second child's heart was bright, and the third child entered the room. Fulfill all your dreams, even if your friends lie to you, there is no discussion. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Confucius said: "I want to fool people and I will make them stupid." ?So I asked Confucius, does this sentence mean that I can fool people if I want to? Confucius said: ?NO?. Do you want to know what it means? Idiot! I lied to you, how could Confucius know me! Confucius doesn’t even know English! Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

16. I have been looking forward to it for a long time, My salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, property prices have dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here, I forgot to tell you, the above is for you on April Fool’s Day gift.

17. These days, there is simply no justice: students are tested for grades, workers are tested for performance, and leaders are tested for political performance. April Fool’s Day is coming soon, and brains are also tested. Nerves are tense, allowing high IQ to take over. Highland!

18. Entertainment is justified, but bullying is not guilty.

April Fool's Day is approaching. In order to set off a new climax of pranking, you are specially invited to attend the annual pranking ceremony to compete for the "Tricky Master". The winner will receive a golden pig head. I wish you success!

19. What can I say about you? You are indeed different! Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some happiness and you will be romantic; give you some praise and you will be a loser; give you some praise and you will be stinky; give you some praise and you will be beautiful. It’s crazy; I’m afraid of being fooled on April Fool’s Day, but I still hope to receive text messages. Yes, yes! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, with a detached and leisurely look. In fact, it’s so cute. I wonder how you beat the rabbit back then?

21. With this product, you don’t need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will immediately become bigger and you can see things better. It’s clear, the price is very low, have you guessed what the product is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool’s Day!

22. When I am irritable, you don’t disturb me; when I miss you, you kiss my ear; When I was helpless, you said hello to me; when I was happy, you danced with me; without you, I don’t know what to do! Say thank you on April Fool’s Day: mobile phone.

23. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and you won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book, and two one-inch photos to come to us to claim the prize immediately. We will not wait for expired prizes. Prize: A piece of toilet paper.

24. Sending nonsense will cost phone bills, sending nonsense back will cost you phone bills, sending nonsense will cost you money, and sending nonsense back will cost you money. Money won't scare you.

25. Quiz: Press down if you think you are smart, press down if you think you are humorous, press down if you think you are handsome, and press if you think you are attractive. Test results: Quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. You become rich by throwing bricks and stones; you become a whore when you are burning with desire; you become a madman by having haste; you become a useless person when gold and jade are ruined on the outside; finally, you wear a diving suit and practice diving on the beach. Become a complete fool. April Fool's Day? Fool? Have fun with you!

27. I'll teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Si's Bamboo An Si's Pure Bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I'm a pig. It's a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a stupid pig.

28. You used to be gorgeously dressed and always dreamed of a banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasty. So I wanted to pick you up in the summer, but you said it was too hot. I want to pick you up in winter, but you say it’s too cold. I want to pick you up in spring and autumn, but you still want to pick me up when you say it’s neither cold nor hot. I was puzzled, aren’t you just a pack of instant noodles? Why do you have so many things!

29. When you read this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, Stand on the street with your right hand pinching your left ear and sticking out your tongue. You will find that people will give you money!

30. If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely. If there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre. Without me, you will lose the one who cares about you the most. Man! If it weren’t for you, the little rabbit would ask: Who should I race with?

31. What is pride? What is humility? What is humility? What is thrift? What is it? Is it Fengxian? Silly! What is smart? Blow! What beauty? You!

32. You lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when you grew up. You are wearing a sack, a pot lid on your head, and shorts. Wearing a belt, shirtless and wearing a tie.

33. Dude, you have been doing well recently! Last time the municipal committee heard that you participated, the mayor even met with you in person. He came to you affectionately, with a big smile, and took photos. Putting his shoulder on your shoulder and saying politely: You, get out!

34. Failure in foreign language proves that you are patriotic; you show off your wealth all day long, but you actually don’t have a wife; you have a small belly and pretend to be Maitreya Buddha; you chatter everywhere, Like a giant grasshopper.

35. A beautiful girl set up a stall selling daily necessities. She shouted: "Clearout, bloodletting sale!" Then a very simple old man came and asked: "Are you a virgin?" :?None of your business. ?Old man: ?If you are not a virgin, I don’t want it.

?MM: ?Are you sick? At this time, the old man’s wife came and said to the old man: ?Buy it! It will be taken care of!?

36. A nervous man with sweating profusely rushed into the rental car. Car, tossed a handful of banknotes and said: "Running the red light to go to the airport." ?The driver whistled: ?Okay, did you just kill someone? The nervous man said anxiously: ?They are about to kill someone, if you are more wordy!?

37. You have to fight last time Were you lost in the virgin forest? You were exhausted and hungry, and you were at a loss when you suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted: "Father-in-law and son-in-law are here too?" I was wondering what happened to you. When I wanted to catch up and find out what was going on, I saw a sign next to it. When I got closer, it read: ?30 kilometers away from Gaolaozhuang? I finally understand why you are excited;

　38. When a person saw the sea for the first time, he sighed: "Ocean! Mother!" As soon as he finished speaking, a wave came over and hit him right in the face. The man said angrily: "**! Give him back****!" It’s a stepmother!

39. A man and a woman are talking on the phone. Man: Can our relationship be saved? Woman: Just a button on the phone. The man asked with great joy: "Is it the replay button?" The woman: No, it's hands-free. ?

40. Tang Monk was kidnapped by Bull Demon King. Bull Demon King said: Call Sun Wukong quickly and ask him to send money! Tang Monk said: Called, he is not in the service area. ?The Bull Demon King was furious:?Call Bajie!?Tang Monk said:?I just sent a message and I guess you are reading it now!?