Selected short and hilarious copywriting

1. I heard that the leader wanted to increase the fines, so I knew that his private money was discovered by his wife again.

2. If I pass the exam, please don’t call me a top student, call me a god of gambling.

3. Once when I was on the street, my mobile phone fell out, and a few coins fell out. Someone next to me said, "Look at this mobile phone, it was so heavy that the phone bill fell out."

4. These days, I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday without twenty or thirty papers in hand.

5. There are two things in the world that can lean on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

6. You are not stupid, but your IQ is a bit slow.

7. For me now, losing a pound of weight is like risking my life, and gaining a pound of weight is like playing for fun.

8. The fat man’s motto is: The spring breeze cannot blow you away. Wherever you fall, you will be hit.

9. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

10. What’s so great about having long hair that reaches your waist? Why don’t you have bangs that reach your waist!

11. Life is like fighting against landlords. Some people, who were in the same group just a moment ago, become enemies in the blink of an eye.

12. After working hard outside for three years, I returned home with nothing. I thought my mother would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother did not scold me, but even comforted me: "My child, you have nothing, at least you still have the face to come back."

13. Let go of the hand you can't hold as soon as possible, then Too fat too.

14. The biology teacher asked: What is the benefit of having two eyes? A strange person in the class blurted out: One is blind and the other is blind.

15. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my sweet face.

16. The reason why I am still single: It is difficult to start with acquaintances, and it is difficult to talk to strangers.

17. I want to be fat and become a sea, drowning all the thin people showing off.

18. There is a reason why I don’t reply instantly. There is a time difference between our fairy world and the human world, so I may not be able to reply instantly.

19. Even if 99% of the people in the world think you are not good-looking, there are still 75 million people on the planet who think you are good-looking. Do you feel suddenly inflated?

20. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm.

21. I have a split personality and slapped me awake from my deep sleep: Stop snoring, I can’t even sleep.

22. In order to cultivate my aura, I often eat garlic, onions and radishes. Now, my whole body is filled with aura, and within ten meters, not even a blade of grass grows!

23. Whenever someone asks me: "Why are you shopping alone?", I just want to say: I'm afraid I'll scare you when I'm shopping alone!

24. In fact, the ancients were quite optimistic, and they would think about how to live forever when they had some free time; modern people would calm down and collapse on the bed after a busy day, with only four words in their hearts: they don’t want to live anymore.