Collection of car-talking copywriting

If being handsome is a sin, then I am guilty.

If being handsome is a mistake, then this car is totally wrong

I don’t care about eternity, I only care about having it once

Hey, I want to report him Boy, buy a car to show off. If you are short of money, you are short of money, so leave it to Wen Zou Zou.

Give me the plot, I’ll catch you, I’ll pick out the shrimps for you

Pretty damn, open the door for pretty, so pretty

Fuel consumption is such a thing , it’s not the car’s problem, it’s our own problem. If you make less money, don’t keep mentioning fuel consumption. Let others laugh.

Later, when I spoke, I said that I am also a person who has seen the big world. I have seen big scenes. People must have knowledge. Although you can’t bring anything with this knowledge, you may not have it if you see too much. What's the use? Your pocket is the same as your face. Should it be clean or clean?

The saying "It's easier to have friends when you have more friends" is outdated. Nowadays, it's better to have more friends when you have more friends.

Just step on the accelerator and leave the rest to the airbag. (You will be disabled if you don’t die. Just do it.) Friendly reminder: Open slowly.

When you drive a car like this, you will generally be respected by others. What you respect is not the person or the car, but the background. You, my brother, and I are the only ones left behind.

You have to earn money by yourself to feel confident, and you have to shoulder things by yourself in order to grow. It's also possible that his monthly salary as a driver is only 1,500, which is not as high as the 1,800 you get

There are so many cigarette lighters here, I just want to ask the boss, are you such a big smoker

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Everyone is an actor in front of them, doing one thing but another. If you can’t learn the 72 changes now, how will you deal with the 81 difficulties in the future?

What’s wrong with independent brands? They are called domestic brands at home and imported brands abroad.

When you come to our house, this kind of car is called Laotou Le if you don’t recognize it.

Help me choose for a while, I can’t help. Generally, people with choice phobia often come from him? Poor

I would rather peel off the skin at the construction site. I saved up money to buy an Audi, but the cement can’t carry it. The Audi is just a dream after all

With this horsepower, if you step on the accelerator and just keep going, the king of hell will be able to see clearly whether he has single eyelids or double eyelids.

What does such a big caliper mean? Big horsepower means justice.

It’s just that you’re poor and you’re still being stubborn.

With more than 150 horsepower, you must listen to the sound. (Luxury car)

Sit in with the sports seat package, no matter how thin or fat you are, it’s so comfortable

Sometimes, I have to admit, it’s too wet to die, and it’s too dry to be dry. Damn it, my Audi A4 didn’t even get the chance, but someone else sold it, an Audi with 10,000 kilometers. Where can I go to reason?

Some people say that this car has 18 fuel. You stood up and drove it. You have athlete’s foot. You stepped on the engine and the gearbox.

I wish you the best. My family has seven aunts and eight aunts, three old aunts and five old uncles, sailing thousands of miles a day, becoming a senior executive with three sails and five leaps, making a fortune in four seasons, making friends from all over the world, making more money every six or six years. The seven stars are shining brightly and bringing good luck, treasures from all directions are piled up in mountains, nine sons are admitted to the imperial examination and passed on to future generations, and everything is perfect in the world.

Why is this called a gangster hook? That one is too gangster. He will be fine when you hit him, but your car will be torn to pieces. The water tank frame was smashed.

Only by enduring hardship can you drive a Land Rover. I don’t recognize this sentence. Have those who drive Land Rover endured hardship? Have those who endured hardship driven Land Rover? I have endured hardship for more than 20 years. This year I am a crane. Where is my Land Rover? Alas, here it is.

Land Rover, despite its ugly appearance, this car can buy my life on the road, brother

This car cover was applied in his brother’s shop, and he won his brother over with tears. For more than 20,000 yuan, his brother smiled crookedly.

This ladder and this view are so wide. It would be extremely satisfying to just set up a tent and camp.

You can’t understand the itchy feeling from a viewing angle of over 1.85 meters. You are too short.

Pay attention when going down this staircase. The moment you go down, Take some of the pressure off

Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first. No bargaining on life and death.

I get angry when Lexus is mentioned. They don’t bargain on price. You tell me where do you get the sense of superiority? If you think the quality is better or the sales are better, you won’t lower the price.

If he is strong, let him be strong. The breeze blows on the hills. If he is strong, let him be unruly. The bright moon shines on the river. I have never been associated with Lexus in my life

When I first saw him, I had a sly look on his face.

This design, the finishing touch, is so ugly that it matches perfectly. Well, my GIAOGIAO

2.0 self-priming, 150 horsepower, the oil on the floor dries up, and it doesn't move. When you stand up to drive this car, you step on the engine, reach into the gearbox, and turn the speed to 5,000. When you look down, it's 25. I personally tested it and it took more than half a month to accelerate from 0 to 100 mph.

What's the most annoying thing is that it also has paddle shifters and a sport mode.

This car has good points and the materials used are okay. Most of the places that can be touched are soft. Don't touch hard places. The buttons are relatively small, and the handle is relatively delicate, so it's okay.

I don’t know what brand of 19-inch big wheels it is, and I don’t know what brand it is because it’s dirty.

There is no electric suction for the four-door, but there is a fuel port on the left side

It takes more than ten seconds for the electric trunk to go from opening to closing. Look at this decline, this is not acceleration.

If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green in your life.

I just want to ask the designer, if you design it like this, where can I put my phone? Oh, (throwing the phone out) This is perfect

Did you never expect that what I drink is a big bottle, let me put it wherever you want.

It’s more business-like and more in line with my temperament.

There is no latte art. That ruthless man has no scars on his body. To be honest, there are more than 20 scars on my back. My father used a belt to whip them when he was a child. The cowhide belt is so hairy that it sheds

He can accompany you to have fun, and he can also accompany you to make a comeback. This car is just like that.

Dear me, this interior is completely unfinished.