Funny and ambiguous phrases?

1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart. 2. I want to hide you in my heart, but you seem to be in the bottom of my heart. 3. Do you know why I like you? Because you took my heart with you when you left. 4. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart. 5. I like your name and the way you smile. 6. You are mine and no one can take it away. I am just so domineering. 7. I don’t know why I like you, but if I had it to do over again, I would still choose you. 8. You are mine and no one can take it away. I am just so domineering. 9. I like you from the beginning to the end.