Humorous good morning greetings

Lead: A new day has come. Looking at the bright sunshine outside the window, I suddenly feel full of positive energy. If you work harder, you will be rewarded. Good morning!

Garfield shouted again:? Where are you?

Hit bad students by means, not by hand.

How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease. How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease. Reprinted from /article/wk-785000005704html, please keep this link!

If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

What is the most expensive cartoon you have ever bought? Answer: Haier refrigerator.

Busy for a whole year, just to wait for this day, although there is no red envelope at the end of the year, texting is also a New Year call. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

■ Poor Nike, Fuadi, and rogue Armani.

Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

You are full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance.

The whole world knows that you are indispensable to me.

To the most important pig in my life: May you be happy, lucky, fat in vain, love cocoa and be healthy all your life. -People who love you

Seek high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise! ! !

God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.

■ Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

We Jianghu people, benevolence and righteousness are supreme, what is this!

Kindness means that when others are hungry, I don't bite ribs.

For so many years, I have always held a pregnant attitude towards love.

Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow is difficult for anyone.

Out of reach? Try stepping on your left foot and your right foot?

People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

I'm singing? Happy birthday to you? My songs come to you, express my wishes, share your happiness, and then listen to the echo of your youth?

God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.

Someone else's face? Don't care too much, do what you should do.

Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!

I don't have so many feelings, I just want someone to accompany me.

Time is the best teacher, what a pity? Finally, he killed all the students.

Always be prepared to live alone.

For example, Guan's home is 100 square meters, which is 50 square meters. Since it was sent to the statistics bureau, Zhou Libo has inexplicably become 75 square meters.

Jon:? Garfield, guess what I brought you?

The celebrity said:+= Everyone was shocked, so it was very philosophical!

Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

Women have countless QQ numbers just to play with a man harmoniously. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women?

I hurried to work in the morning, and I was in a hurry to get off work when I arrived at the company.

A thunderbolt hair bomb head.

Don't always ask when it hurts. Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

Fat people don't lose weight.

Retail investors can also become Wu (loser).

About thongs: I used to take off my underwear and look at my ass. Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear?

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

Most mistakes are because you didn't persist, didn't work hard, didn't stay, and then hypnotized yourself that everything was fate.

There is one person who is really talkative. He married a wife and asked you to take care of him. He gave birth to a son named Trouble. One day the trouble disappeared! The couple went to report the case. The policeman asked his father, what's your name? Dad said: It's really embarrassing. The policeman was angry, and then he asked his mother's name. Mom said: I want you to take care of it. The policeman was very angry and said, What are you doing? The couple said: nothing to look for.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

If you are sensible, I'll treat you to steamed bread. If you don't understand, treat it with your fists.

Don't eat what's in the bowl, just eat it in the pot.