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A young man and woman were chatting intimately in the middle of Park Road at around 10pm, and a strange single man
The first story, who do you believe?
One year the mountaineering club went hiking, and there was a couple who had a very good relationship together. When they reached the bottom of the mountain and prepared to attack the peak, the weather suddenly turned bad, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So the woman was left to watch the camp, but they didn't come back for three days. The woman was a little worried, thinking it might be because of the weather. Waiting and waiting, on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, but only her boyfriend did not come back. Everyone told her that her boyfriend died unfortunately on the first day of climbing the mountain! They hurried back in the first seven days, thinking that he might come back to find her. So everyone formed a circle and put her in the middle. When it was almost twelve o'clock, suddenly her boyfriend appeared, covered in blood, grabbed her and ran out. His girlfriend was so frightened that she screamed and struggled. Then her boyfriend told her... there was a mountain disaster on the first day of the summit! Everyone is dead but he is still alive...Who do you believe?
The second story, why are there so many people?
One day, a friend after get off work returned to his dormitory at night and pressed the elevator button on the first floor. He was going to the sixth floor. Fortunately, the elevator came right away... He walked in, but there was no one inside. When he walked in, the elevator closed immediately... it rose... it rose... and it reached the fourth floor. At that moment, the elevator suddenly opened. There were two people poking their heads outside, wanting to come in, but they didn't know why they didn't come in after looking at them. The elevator door closed again, and just as it was about to close, my friend clearly heard them saying: "Why are there so many people!"
The third story, no one and me Grabbed
A boy wanted to take the bus home at night, but because it was too late when he arrived at the bus stop and waited, he was not sure whether there was still a bus... and he didn't want to walk. Because his home was far away and remote, he had to wait for the last bus...and waited...just when he thought there should be no bus, he suddenly saw a bus appearing in the distance...he happily went to stop the bus. . As soon as he got on the bus, he found that the last bus was very strange. Logically speaking, there should not be many people on the last bus because the route was remote, but this bus was full... There was only one empty seat, and no one on the bus spoke quietly... ... He felt a little weird, but he still walked to the only empty seat and sat down. There was a woman sitting next to the empty seat. As soon as he sat down, the woman whispered to him: "You shouldn't take this bus." "He thought it was strange, and the woman continued: "This bus is not for living people... As soon as you get on the bus, they (compare the people on the bus) will arrest you and make you a scapegoat. " He was scared, but he didn't know what to do. As a result, the woman said to him: "It doesn't matter, I can help you escape." So she dragged him to open the window and jumped out. When they jumped When he was walking, he also heard the people in the "car" yelling, "He actually let him run away"... When he stood firm, he found that they were standing on a desolate hillside. He breathed a sigh of relief and quickly Thank the woman. The woman showed a strange smile: "Now, no one will rob me..."
The fourth story, the lover in the dream
Ning has been dreaming about it recently In the same dream, a man said to her: "Come here, come to me, I'll wait for you..." Finally, Ning couldn't help it anymore, so she asked him: "Who are you? How can I find it?" What about you?" The man said, "Come to me on the platform at the entrance of XX Park at 12 noon tomorrow. I have a mole here." The man pointed to his chin. After waking up, Ning hurriedly found her friend and told her everything. The friend agreed to accompany her. At 11:55 noon, the two of them were waiting at the agreed place, but no man came. The weather was hot. Ning said to his friend: "It's too hot. I'll buy two ice creams across the street. You wait for me here." After saying that, Ning crossed the street. Went. At this moment, a car rushed over and there was a scream... The friend ran over and saw Ning, who was lying in a pool of blood.
When I opened the car door and prepared to take Ning to the hospital, I realized that it was a hearse, and there was a man lying in the glass coffin in the car. There was a mole on the man's chin... My friend was stunned. He looked at his watch. Now The time is 12 o'clock sharp. When I checked again, Ning's breathing had stopped.
The fifth story, mobile phone
Xiao likes to put the mobile phone on the table by the window of the office. In the sun, the metal appearance is lifelike, which is really endearing. Today is Christmas Eve . Xiao received a lot of blessing messages at noon. He read them one by one, replied to one from time to time, and then put his phone on the table by the window as usual. Get busy. The phone rang again. His mouth curled up and he shook his head helplessly. Colleagues in the office couldn't help but joke with him, "Which girlfriend sent you another text message?" Where is it? He picked up his phone and read that at 10pm the day after tomorrow, "What a mess!" His colleague came over and saw that this was not a blessing message. "Maybe it's just a joke among bored people." Xiao Suo smiled and continued writing his documents.
When it was still noon the next day, he received another message. The content was somewhat related to the last one. "Tomorrow at 10 o'clock in the evening." Xiao Suo became a little impatient, so he dialed the number. He went back to see who was messing with him. Hello, the number you dialed is an empty number... No way, he confirmed the information number once and dialed again, but the result was still an empty number. Maybe there was an error when the message was sent. He didn't think deeply about it and decided to ignore the message.
On the third day, at the same time, the text message on the phone still rang, and Xiao Suo was a little worried. Open the message and oh my god. The characters "10 o'clock tonight" came into his eyes, and he immediately dialed the number again. Hello, the number you dialed is an empty number... The mechanical voice sounded on the other end of the phone again, with a chill. . Impossible! Xiao Suo decided to go home early from get off work today, but the department manager just announced that the customer called to inform him that the negotiation time would be changed to tomorrow. All the copywriting he is responsible for must be completed tonight, and it seems that he will have to work overtime. Of course, a few text messages can't affect work. Besides, the boss attaches great importance to this project, and Xiao Suo, a capable person in the planning department, can't get rid of it no matter what. The best way is to finish work before 10 o'clock. After 7 o'clock, the companies in the building will get off work one after another, and the office building will become quiet. Xiao asked for a lunch box, ate a few bites in a hurry, and then devoted himself to work. At 8:30, all his colleagues left, and he was the only one left. He no longer cared about anything and was working hard in front of the computer until his phone rang again, another text message! He felt a chill in his heart. When he looked back, fortunately, it was not 10 o'clock, but exactly 9 o'clock. He breathed a sigh of relief and turned on his phone. "One more hour", that strange number again! Oh my gosh! Who is it! Xiao Suo couldn't help but start to think about everyone around him. If there was no clue, forget it, instead of continuing to work. It would be better to leave early and simply turn off the phone. Xiao Suo finally completed the copywriting. He hurriedly left this hellish building, lit a cigarette, calmed down, and crossed a road. When he walked to the center, his cell phone suddenly rang, and it was a life-threatening scream, Oh my God! Isn't it already shut down? Xiao Suo was stunned for a moment, and immediately stopped to look for the damn cell phone. A sharp braking sound was heard in the night sky, and the metal-clad cell phone drew a circle in the air and fell into a pool of blood. There was a time that always stopped at 10 o'clock.
ps: Text messages sent from unfamiliar numbers may be life-threatening messages! Hehe...
The sixth story, the girl with a ponytail
When I was in the countryside, I came home from work in the middle of the night.
I saw a girl with a ponytail on the side of the road. The girl was squatting facing the wall and crying.
Go up and ask her why she is crying. Is someone bullying you?
The answer is that there was a car accident at home.
Then he told her not to be too sad and wanted to send her home.
She said no because you will be scared when you see her look like that.
You said it’s okay and get up quickly. Send you home,
Then she stood up and turned around to face you,
What you saw was still a ponytail...
Chapter Seven Stories, Bathroom
In addition to our company, there are also other companies on the floor where we work, all of which are small departments. However, we only have one bathroom on the first floor, at the end of the corridor. . There are only two paths to the bathroom, with a sink in front and a mirror at the door. We are usually very busy at work, and when we go to the bathroom, we almost run. It was the same today, I rushed into the bathroom in a hurry. There was a door that was ajar, and I could see there was already a person inside, but I didn't recognize that person. So I chose the one next to me. When I came out, there was already a girl with long hair washing her hands at the sink.
That’s the girl from the company next door. We’ve met her many times in Zokuo. Although we’ve never said hello, we’re still semi-acquaintances. She washed her hands, opened the door next door and walked in. Huh? There is someone in that space! Could it be that the person I saw squatting inside just now...I didn't think much and walked out quickly. Some time later, in the bathroom again, I saw the woman for the second time. It was an elderly woman, dressed in black cotton-padded clothes, with a sallow complexion and swollen face. When I first entered, I saw that she was still squatting in the window lattice. When he saw me, he actually showed a strange expression, ah! I screamed and rushed out, just in time to bump into the girl next door...
What's wrong with you? She asked... was there... a ghost! I can't even breathe, can't I? She was so frightened that she turned pale and said, "Don't go to that window grille!" I told her nervously, nagging her every step of the way. I no longer go to that grid, I would rather go to the public toilet downstairs, but even so, I still saw her for the third time! It was not the bathroom, but the walkway. She stumbled among the crowds, and no one noticed her. I ignored my ladylike image and rushed into the office with a scream. What's going on? The manager lifted me up the corridor like a tiger, where? She's actually still here? So blatant? Am I the only one who can see her? She...I pointed to the black cotton coat...her? she? She is the cleaner of this building! Recently, the building requires more than just night time? You have to clean the aisles in the morning, so you haven’t seen her before. I think you are crazy!
The manager abandoned me angrily and walked back quickly. I fainted! It turned out to be a false alarm, causing me to run several streets every day! I can finally go to the bathroom without any worries and relieve my resentment. As soon as I entered, I met the girl next door again. She smiled at me and went out. The door of the bathroom was facing the mirror. When I came out, I adjusted my clothes. Suddenly I remembered the funny misunderstanding and wanted to tell her, so I turned around and called her. Oh my God! What did I see? In the huge mirror, I only saw me, but when she turned to look at me, there was nothing in the mirror!
I finally understood, it was indeed a misunderstanding! The cleaner that day had indeed been squatting in that room, and the girl was able to go in because of her, she was the real ghost!
ps: Don’t trust any strangers, including those you often see. Maybe, that’s...
The eighth story, the old woman in the toilet
Many schools are often the remains of mass graves or execution grounds, so there are many horrific rumors circulating among teachers and students... A primary school in Kaohsiung has a long history.
There is a row of toilets located at the very back of the campus. Except for the first and second grade children, no teachers and students from other grades use it... There is always a gloomy atmosphere. The third toilet was always locked.
One afternoon, a senior boy was in a hurry to get into the big room. There happened to be people in every toilet. He couldn't help it anymore, so he opened the door of the third room with force... which is strange to say. , the door that usually can't be opened no matter how hard it is pulled, but what happened today... Whoever, let's solve it quickly... Just when he breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to shout out, there was suddenly a cold feeling underneath... He suddenly went down One look...oh my god! A skinny hand? He yelled, took out a knife from his pocket and slashed the monster's hand, then rushed out. From then on, he never dared to step into the toilet again.
After a long time, this incident gradually faded from the mind of the senior student. One day, he and three or five friends were playing basketball on the basketball court near the row of toilets. One of them was going in the opposite direction. The ball turned around and flew into the toilet. The classmates blamed him for passing the ball randomly and asked him to pick up the ball quickly. He muttered and went straight to the toilet. From a distance, he saw an old woman coming out of the toilet with the ball. He trotted to the old woman and wanted to get the ball back... How strange! The old woman's face never raised, but the knife marks on the back of her hands caught his eye, and he asked: "Old woman, why are there knife marks on the back of your hands?" The old woman slowly raised her head, Staring at him with wide eyes, he laughed twice and said, "That was cut by you, have you forgotten?" After saying that, he rushed towards him with teeth and claws. He screamed and fainted. It is said that the senior classmate became a little dementia after being frightened, and the row of toilets was demolished soon after.
The ninth story, hands
Do you like eating chicken feet? After listening to me tell this story, if you still dare to eat, I will accept you.
Afang is the owner of a food stall. His business was not very good before, but after receiving the guidance of an expert, his business suddenly became prosperous. Especially the chicken feet with sauce, but he only serves a limited supply of ten portions every day, so there aren't many people who come. This is very painful for me as a diner. Sometimes when I go late, the food is gone. I couldn’t sleep that day just for that bowl of chicken feet. It’s meaningless to talk about it. And he has a strange habit. His kitchen is covered with black cloth. No one knows how he cooks. The strangest thing is that I have never seen him buy chicken feet from anyone, and he doesn't have chickens. So where did his raw materials come from?
That day I couldn’t bear it any longer, so I quietly hid on his roof and lifted up a corner of the roof tiles, thinking that I would do it myself after learning how to do it. I saw through the slit, it was a sight I will never forget in my life, I saw a hand. It was a human hand, a hand that was still attached to the human body, but it was no longer complete. The man was still alive. I saw his face was distorting, but I couldn't scream. His whole body was just skin and bones, but his hands were fleshy. , the hand was nailed to the wall, it was gray-yellow, mixed with a trace of blood, and was still shaking. At this time, someone outside ordered a chicken foot, and I saw A Fang skillfully cut off a piece from the hand. , he chopped it quickly, then put it in the pot and added ingredients... Soon, a plate of chicken feet came out of the pot deliciously, and Al Fang took it out. At this time, I found that he smiled in my direction, "Boom!" I was so frightened that I fell from the top and fell into Al Fang's kitchen...
The tenth story,...
A couple always quarreled, and one time they quarreled again. The husband killed his wife in a rage and buried her body in the back yard. After a few days, the man felt It's strange, why the child hasn't seen his mother these days but doesn't ask himself at all? So one day he asked the child, "Your mother is not at home these days, why are you not anxious at all?" The child replied: "I feel so strange, dad, why have you been carrying your mother on your back these days?"
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