Funny copywriting that is very popular in Moments

1. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a home without money.

2. Weibo master-level short jokes, weird sentences, used to make girls happy: According to my observation, anyone who likes to say that success or failure is not judged by money, has no money

3. Research by sociologists shows that ugly and poor men are not more reliable than tall, handsome and rich men.

4. It is not difficult to find a girlfriend these days, as long as food and accommodation are included. Specifically: buy brand-name bags, eat delicious food, and live in a big house.

5. I have mastered 100 ways to love my girlfriend, but now I am missing a girlfriend.

6. Good-looking people can indeed be eaten. Do you understand why you are always hungry?

7. Yesterday, I received a text message asking me to quickly transfer money to an account at the Agricultural Bank of China. I replied: "Don't worry, I will burn it for you right away!"

8. For the next New Year's Day, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day and Lantern Festival, if you don't know my address, please contact me.

9. What’s wrong with people being fat, what’s wrong with having no money, what’s wrong with being non-mainstream, so you have to raise your head and let them see that you are not only short and poor but also ugly. . .

10. I click in the morning, click in the morning, click at noon, click in the evening, click every day. If I don’t change my keyboard to a better one, I will be sorry for my hands.

11. "How to prove that you are rich?" "I watched Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf with my data"

12. Even if you rob my wife, you still open a prescription for me What does green diamond mean?

13. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car.

14. “Did you grab the ticket?” “Yes!” “Damn, it’s so awesome?! I used the ticket grabbing software, but I couldn’t grab it. What did you use to grab it?” "Knife!"

15. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a pound, grow a pound, and always treat each other sincerely.

16. Princesses are woken up by princes’ kisses. As for you, besides waking up from hunger, you also wake up from peeing.

17. Share some special love skills: When you go shopping with a girl, when she is wandering in front of the shoe cabinet, don’t ask: “Do you want to buy it?” You should ask: “Do you like this pair or that pair? ?” and then bought them all. When she is wandering in front of a fried chicken restaurant, don't ask: "Are you hungry?" Ask: "How many fried chicken legs do you want?" Then give her ten. When she is too tired to walk, don't say anything, rush forward, pick her up, throw her over your shoulder and throw her into your Porsche.