Talk about super cute space

1, insomnia, I only sleep 8 hours a day.

I don't know, you already have her.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

4. I only like two kinds of flowers, rich flowers and casual flowers.

5, as soon as you pOSE, you can't help but compare with scissorhands.

6. It is the wolf who practices your teeth and the dog who practices your mouth.

7. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

8. As a typical failure, you are too successful!

Aunt, lend me your son and pay you back next year.

10, I don't want to love you because you don't love me anymore.

1 1, don't talk to me about dating, it's unnecessary, it hurts money.

12. There is a dead fish in the water. I think it may be because of drinking too much water.

13. Why do people feel so happy when I wear a mask?

14. Why are there fewer and fewer trees in China? Because there are too many homework papers!

15, as the old saying goes, small gambling is good for love. It's okay to play.

16, this young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupid points.

17, losing weight is not that easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

18, rogue, is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

19 As the saying goes, there is no regret medicine in the world, only birth control pills!

20. If I can't die in his heart, I will let him die in my hands.

2 1, there is no other half, only two people get 50 points.

22. Others are full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.

23. I have packed my bags just to wander in the future without you.

24. Playing the lute to the cow is nothing, but talking to the cow is the real skill.

25. A meeting on a certain day changed your life.

26. The days we walked together have long been forgotten, leaving only memories to think about.

It doesn't matter. We are just friends, so there is no reason to be apart.

28. Don't ask me which team I like in the World Cup. I really don't understand basketball.

29, anti-dad, pocket, pocket, how did you lose weight, you answer me.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

3 1, I have a crush on him for a long time, but he can't see me until I go to find him.

32. I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

I have experienced sadness and desolation, but I can't walk with you forever.

34. I heard that everyone likes their deskmate, no matter whether your deskmate is male or female!

35, you know, not every sentence of sorry can get an irrelevant sentence.

36. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

37. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

38. Later, I finally realized that the most precious feelings were never held in the palm of my hand.

39. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

40. When prosperity is exhausted, it is a belated encounter.

4 1, there is such a name in my heart, and some words are so bad in my heart.

42. Every time I get a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.

43. Account number: I love you Password: You love me Login failure Reason: You don't love me.

44. The judge asked: Why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said, because I can't print real money.

45. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.

46. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

47. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

48. I really want to talk to people, only to find that silence is so painful that I have lost my words.

49. My heart is closest to you, but even if you see it, you won't understand.

50. The mathematically strongest triangle is precisely the emotionally weakest relationship.

5 1. Every breath, every time I close my eyes, I miss you more.

The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.

53. I will remember someone all my life, but I will abandon my obsession at some point.

54. You have been living in my world, and I was not in your world from the beginning.

55. It is obvious that the disabled students must start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also has a special card.

56. What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

I want to see you right away. Because the text message can't hear the sound, the mobile phone can't see the expression.

58. Boys who are only good to one person are warm men, and central air conditioning is good for everyone.

59. I came from far away without a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

60. I wanted to turn my head and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect to laugh a nose.

6 1, crying doesn't mean weakness, but tears can't help falling when I am most helpless.

62. Why leave history blank? Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history.

Please ask your male friends to respect your gay friends, because they will save your two sisters!

64. Looking at your sweetness, you can only accept heartache. I said no one will make Russia cry again.

65. Eating is what I want. Thin is what I want. You can't have it both ways. Holy shit. .

When reality slaps you, you should raise your hand and give it a high five.

67. There are many things in a person's life that cannot be abandoned. Only love can let go.

68. Teacher: Don't think that you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

When you make fun of a girl's figure, please shout out your abdominal muscles first.

70. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you spit bubbles on me after drinking the shower gel.

7 1, it's far away, and I saw your waving hand. Maybe it wasn't you, but I'd rather believe it was you.

72. Forgive my indifference. I always thought I could wait for my lover, the one who loves me, the one I love.

73. Put your homework in your schoolbag when you go home, and then the strap of your schoolbag is broken!

74. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination! ! !

75. I suddenly want to say sorry to myself. It's a pity that I will never find my original self again.

76, then who, you, uh, right, uh, owes me money and won't give it, right?

The most painful thing in the world is that the teacher is still dragging his feet from one class to another.

78. I really want to sleep, play, eat, laugh and cry.

79. Don't cry in front of people in the future, because no one will comfort you, just watching your jokes!

80. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

8 1, why do girls care so much? Anyway, they will all dance square dance together in a few decades.

82. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

83. Life is actually very simple. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.

84. It's a pity that the old class always tells us the truth while digging nose excrement in class!

85. It will be sad to be ignored by people who care very much. And what's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.

Funny and lovely qq space personality talk about 2020

1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so my life is still incomplete after being fat for a while. If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.

3. When you are insomnia, you can't count sheep, but count sheep strings, one, two, three, four, and then you won't be sleepy and start to get hungry!

4. No matter how handsome you are, you should keep a low profile.

5. I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

6. A girl in Yangzhou broke up with her boyfriend because she found it was cash on delivery after receiving the roses. The man insisted that he didn't send flowers!

7. If you want to catch up on your homework a few days before school starts and secretly tear up some holiday homework, please raise your hand.

8. A female classmate is very black. One day, she suddenly wore a lady's skirt and met her on the road. Me: I'm dressed beautifully today, and I have black silk! She almost beat me to death. I swear to God, I really thought she was wearing black silk.

9. I was drunk and stumbled home last night. My girlfriend helped me to bed. Remembering a passage I read, I deliberately pushed my girlfriend away and roared: Don't touch me, I have a wife! Up to now, my girlfriend is still asking me if I am married and have a wife, and I will break up if I don't make it clear! Anyway, I went to pick out a gift. .

10. Now people should slow down, because there are still many things in life that we need to savor slowly. After saying his word, the PE teacher kicked him hard from behind: Run! That's bullshit！

1 1. The world is coming to an end. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

12. It's not that I don't laugh, but it makes me laugh-_-!

13. Lying for the first time in life usually begins with writing a composition.

14. Why don't you buy me a cigarette and go to a nightclub?

15. Silence is better than many words; If I think too much, I will be sad. Fuck off, okay?

16. Some women wear stockings to look good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good.

17. Don't try your best to grab a date with me. Don't worry, if you are two of a kind, I will definitely give you my dog goods.

18. God, come out and see the Tathagata.

19. Do you drink water or drink water or drink water? You choose!

20. Girl, there are no shop assistants after this village.

2 1. Whose name was engraved on the table that year? How are you now?

22. Don't care too much about what others think of you. The earth is still standing at your feet.

23. Life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

24. Don't stop me, I want to go to earthquake relief! What? Midterm exam? What time is it now? You told me this? ! !

25. ipartment, if you don't come out, we will start school.

26. Come on, let me give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

27. A girl like me can't hold down her beauty without a little weight?

28. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

I don't know about heat, but I cherish the long summer.

30. Don't despise me when nobility doesn't work. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise you when it's your time.

3 1. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

32. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible, but crazy people with normal mental health are terrible!

33. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

34. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly; I won't sell this pig.

Don't pretend to love me in front of me, because everyone knows you are perfunctory.

Life is not bitter because we want too much, but because we can't let go of too much.

37. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you can kill me!

38. Men can be ugly and have no money, but they must be coquettish.

39. You have the freedom to find any woman you want.

40. If the sky is sentimental and old, she doesn't love me and is worried about it.

4 1. I have been gentle all my life and only smiled for a beautiful woman.

Meng Meng Daju

First, I finally realized that the most precious feelings never need to be held in my hand.

Second, the pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

Third, it is not love to keep the other person by your side, but it is also a kind of love to let the loved one go.

Fourth, if you are so polite to me again, I will be impolite!

I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but finally I laughed and shed tears.

Sixth, the former state is: unable to learn, unhappy to play and restless to sleep.

Seven, life is like a pen. You can cross out your past, but you can't erase it after all.

Eight, the child said: "Grandpa, can you sing little stars?" Grandpa said, "Yes." The child said, "You sing for me." Grandpa said, "The stars in the sky can join Beidou!"

9. "What's it like to have a crush on someone?" "I feel that he has wifi."

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.

When chatting can't find a topic, it's better to ask: How much did you eat today?

Twelve, the space formed by singing makes the years come and go, so the face of the person who is still protected has not changed and there is a huge and endless hatred.

Thank you for comforting me when I am sad. Sad signature

Fourteen, killing a Q pet is more difficult than killing a person.

Fifteen, some habits, no matter how to change.

Sixteen, I can love tore heart crack lung, also can walk simply!

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

See a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower.

Nineteen, your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a waste in ten years.

20. People who are afraid of you face to face will hate you behind your back. Only when you are friends can you get friends.

Twenty-one, feelings have always been very sad, just like you.

Many people waste their lives waiting for the chance to satisfy their wishes. .

23. A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is the place where dreams begin.

Twenty-five, in order not to lose the children's papers at the starting line in the future, I will hang QQ for them now.

It's not that I don't like you, but that I don't want you to be covered in hurting me and thinking about another person.

Twenty-seven, a person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.

Twenty-eight, wandering in the world, no longer make an everlasting promise for anyone.

Life is fun, because life is always fucking playing with me!

Thirty, memories, very beautiful, but very hurt; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.

Thirty-one, life is really interesting, birth and death.

Thirty-two, there is a person, you have watched it all your life, but you have ignored it all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.

Number 33, tell me to get out. Get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

Thirty-four, self-esteem to the corner, take out all the good, you are still silent.

35. The person who can affect your mood must be the person you love most. The person who can't bear to part with your sadness must be the one who loves you the most.

Thirty-six, I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!

I feel very cute. Tell me about it.

1. I am the only one who abandoned you, and you ignored me.

The morning sun can't shine on my ass.

3. Forgive my indifference. I always thought I could wait for my lover, the one who loves me, the one I love.

It's silly of you to live a simple life and come to my sister's.

My charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

6. Life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is excitement.

7. I am not crazy, but I have never been normal.

You say you are lonely, but I think you are just bored.

9. There are two kinds of "poor households": extreme poverty due to lack of money and extreme poverty due to lack of sleep.

10. Don't talk to me about dating. It's unnecessary, and it hurts money.

1 1. "Lend me a pen", "The Old Rule" and "Jason is simply a male god, tall, handsome and trendy, singing super beautifully and filial, and definitely a good man". . . .

12. I will use my grades to prove how happy I am these two months.

13. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what stuffing this is.

14. I don't like meeting people for a long time. I prefer to see people and dogs at a glance.

15. When others are nice to you, it's not how attractive you are, but that you are really stupid and distressing.

16. Even the best person can't be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.

17. Life feels like a maze. Once in, you can never get out.

18. "I dreamed of my male god." "Dreams are the opposite." "You mean my male god dreamed of me?

19. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! ! ! Boyfriend: You left it for me.

20. Put your homework in your schoolbag when you go home, and then the strap of your schoolbag is broken!

2 1. What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you prefer is fearless.

22. Someone left your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer.

23. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

24. Are you free to just talk about Q?

25. The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

26. After the start of school, there is another battle in which seniors chase their younger brothers and sisters, girls hook up with their younger brothers and sisters, and my brothers and sisters hate their younger brothers and sisters. I only care about learning.

27. In my next life, I want to be an alcoholic who makes waves with the wind. When I am drunk, I want to steal my lover.

28. I will climb up again after sunset tomorrow morning, and I will be as handsome next year.

29. It is said that the weight is only 100, and it is either flat-chested or short.

30. This young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupidity.

3 1. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

32. Do you feel that male gods are naturally good-tempered, but others are hard to get close to?

I spent my youth in unrequited love, not just wanting to be with you.

34. I envy two kinds of girls, one is a thief playing games, and the other is the power in the game pit, but they will spoil me. I'm stuck in the middle, and the pit won't spoil me, but I swear.

35. Li Jian is so charming. Some people say that he is not good, but in my heart, he is the best and unique, my male god Li Jian!

36. I am not an ATM. The balance of this month is 0? !

37. Q: Describe your appearance in four words! A: You're welcome.

38. "Husband, you are so handsome today." "Nonsense, you don't look at what your husband is."

39. Lala Lala Lala, I am a small expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;

40. I'll kill anyone who stops me from loving you until there are corpses everywhere. Wan Li has no objection.