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Ask exo's private life to break the news.
In fact, even Fan Fan can't stop peaches sometimes. Peaches are sometimes very disobedient and rarely stop him.
3.? 12 only on the plane will we discuss whether there will be beautiful women in the sister paper that will pick up the plane in the future. These children are really. . ? )
Anyone who is actually very upset in private is not aggressive.
5. Bai Xian generally doesn't like Tae-yeon, and he will blush when standing next to Tae-yeon on SMT.
6. He drools when he sleeps. (poof = =)
7. Anyone who hates washing clothes will be spoiled and let his teammates help him wash clothes. Master, how could you do this? . )
8. 12 are all big eaters. Lu Han can eat meat, especially potatoes.
So far, no one has successfully climbed into Lu Han's bed without being kicked off.
10.LAY is sometimes small and fresh, but when he really makes trouble, he is very happy. At that time, he was the boss of the team.
1 1.? China's four sons are not good at cooking except for being happy. They cook without oil and don't allow others to laugh.
12. Park Shan-ye thinks cooking is delicious, but no one dares to eat it just looking at it.
13.? You can be overbearing in front of Chan Lie and Zhi Tao, but it's futile.
14. Some time ago, Lu Han was very sad because of the Ya 'an incident, but after being comforted by his teammates, he felt much better at home. He felt sorry for his fans and was afraid that they would feel sorry for him. I am a deer. . . ? )
15. Shi Xin has really seen the beautiful girl warrior, and that gesture should be an eternal stalk.
16. Deer and peaches can overturn the roof when they play together. (。 . . )
17. Zhi Tao thinks her English is very good ~ ~ (Yes, it's as good as your Korean. . )
18. Zen Lie met Princess Zhu Huan and liked Mammy Rong very much. I will stab you to death. . )
19. Can Lie likes petite girls, while Bai Xian likes tall girls. (Why aren't you two together ~ ~ ~)
20. 12 Did you secretly laugh at SM ...?
2 1. These two dogs always scratch them, so Peach thinks they are not cute at all.
22. If Manchester United lost those 1 1, they wouldn't want to sleep. Lulu always grabs them and says, it's okay, anyway, the first place in the league is still there ~ ~
23. Sleeping for nothing will make a sound like a puppy. If Park Xiqing can't wake him up, he will be kicked out of bed, and then the celebration will be tragic.
24. 1 1 There are many reasons why people don't like birds.
25. Anyone who thinks that girls wear heavy makeup is very affected.
26. I slept for nothing. When it is cold, I will run to the bed and share a bed with Shan Lie. The next morning, I'm usually under the bed.
27. At night, two people will make noise in the room and the milk bag will knock on the door.
28. Xing Xing was frightened by the way Fan Fan applied the mask.
29.? Milk bags often laugh at lack of courage. When watching ghost movies, it will wake him up and scare him on purpose. In retaliation for this meeting, Shi Xun's roll-eyed photo will be made into a computer desktop.
30. Xing Xing brought many green preserved eggs to North Korea, and the children of Team K were frightened because those preserved eggs really grew. . .
3 1. When Maruko is away, Xing Xing will hold Ace and say to him, "Tell me, I hate Fanfan. . "
32. Xing Xing and Lulu once recorded Fan Fan's dream talk.
Steamed buns hate all sour things and stinky tofu.
34. When the deer bicker, others will say that you are really getting more and more beautiful, and then the deer will hit him with a pillow.
35. Deer deer like to imitate bare shoulders in the background. When she opens it, she will show her photos to people she doesn't know, saying that this is her sister, and the deer will explode.
36. Can Lie wants to endorse what he eats.
37.? Mianmian washes her face with milk, but the milk is often stolen.
38. Qian Qian is often shy and complacent.
39. Lu Han said that steamed bread is like an inflatable bag.
40. The bright PP has the footprints of all the members. ..
Brother Lu mentioned at his birthday party that the function f(x) once asked the trainee Shixun to help him steal laver rice because he was too hungry. As a result, Shi Xun waited for a while and ordered takeout to be delivered to the main entrance of SM. Caught by the broker, the harmful function was approved.
You can imagine the scene where the function predecessors say colors. . The color is really cute.
2.
1 ... Shixun and Lv Xiao have the same Xiao Lu ornaments, but Shixun's was squeezed out at the airport and called Lu Han to say: My Xiao Lu is missing. Lu Han said: Nothing, the deer is always there. Shixun snubbed Lu Han because he taught art to sell Rubik's Cube, and then hid all Rubik's Cube in the dormitory. It is obvious to all that Shixun is attached to Lu Han.
3。
1. Shixun said that if he had a younger sister, he would definitely let her marry Lu Han. Shixun has never been in love, but he has a girl he likes. Shixun likes to play pranks and bully Jackie Chan. Shixun often wakes D.O. in the middle of the night to make spaghetti for him, and often wakes Mian team in the middle of the night to help him find snacks. 5.EXO will wear black beauty contact lenses, so don't wear them for Shixun, lest Shixun roll his eyes and turn his pupils. Recently, I also brought a pinch ~~wuli Shixun to make cosmetic contact lenses look good. But it's not good for your eyes to bring an introduction. . . . I'd better bring less = =) in the future
4.
1. Shixun often wipes Lu Han's mouth with a paper towel. The first thing Shi Xun did after the performance was to go to the toilet because he drank too much water. 3. Lu Han likes to share delicious food with Shixun when eating. Shixun likes to go to M dormitory, and he is the last one to leave every time. Shixun likes to send messages to Lu Han in the middle of the night (guess who I am), and he is always beaten by Lu Han in the morning. When Team M and Team K are separated, Shixun is always the first to go to bed.
5.
1 Every time the deer and Xun drink milk tea together, the deer will habitually insert a straw for Xun; Deer once said that the dead are like their own brothers; 3 Shixun often called Lu Han "Little Deer" in Chinese; 4 before Lu debuted, the feelings were very good, and the two had a tacit understanding like twins; In crowded places, the deer always drags Shixun tightly for fear that Shixun will get lost. 6. Kay He Xun plays around and sometimes takes off his pants.
6.
1. Once Lu Han bought a fried rice cake and put it in the practice room, and Shixun ate it. When the deer was angry, Shi Xun bought ten fried rice cakes for the deer. (Xun Xun = = How much do you like to eat rice cakes ~ ~ I'll buy you a pinch ~ ~ You can eat as much as you want) 2. Shixun scattered bread crumbs in his open shoes, but in the end he appeared in his shoes when he put them on. Shixun is very soft. . . So every time mom screams and doodles, yes, he is the only one who stands in an S-shape. . . Shixun is afraid to take the elevator alone.
7.
1. The China song that Milk Bag can sing best is "The Song of Bathing": The deer is coming, the deer is coming, the deer is coming, the deer is coming, the deer is coming, the deer is coming. 2, deer deer is usually very man in front of the world. Xiumin often plays football with Lulu, and Shixun gives XiuA Min a hard time. Shixun is very satisfied with KRIS, because it will find Lulu unimpeded. Regarding the cleaning of deer and deer that don't make people sleep, milk bags have always been challenging. ? (Ha ha ha ~ ~ Shixun is inside. . . The future is long, but I believe you can. . . . I'm pregnant inside ~ ~! ! ! )
8.
1. The weather is very cold. Shixun's cold was photographed 9 times by Lu Han. 2. The only way for Lu Han to please Shixun is to buy food. When Shi Xin is hungry in the middle of the night, he will ask Su He to find something to eat. (hey. . . Little brother is really bad to be ~ ~)4. Tao sent a pair of pink socks to Shixun. Lulu often helps Shixun tidy the coat collar.
9.
1. The milk bag once stole the colored scarf from the white bag. 2. The deer will do radio exercises with Xing. 3.Xun deer stay together more, and Xun will also say that eggs hurt. 4. The milk bag is too leather, and team K can't handle it. 5.EXO members all know the king and peach. It's strange why everyone likes this. Milk bags are very interesting. ? 5. Actually, SE HUN didn't know the nickname "milk bag" for a reason, because LAY didn't know his name was "Lei Lei" before, and he asked the fans who was Lei Lei very cutely ... 6. Shixun finished modeling, took a look at the temple in the mirror with his hand, and then rolled his eyes at Liu Hai. In August, his bangs were cut very short, and he always rolled his eyes during that time. 7. In the program, Lu said that he likes a quiet girl, Shi Xun.
1? 0.
1, Shixun Club suddenly attacked itself. official website swiped the screen, causing official website to be paralyzed ... 2. SE HUN is different from her appearance. She is a very simple child, and her words and deeds are faithful to her own ideas without affectation. 3. Shixun was actually born in 1995, and he was changed by one year (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ~ ~ Don't scare me. . . . . Then I won't do the wuli honor. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Shixun himself looks particularly thin, and looks even better without makeup. Lulu thinks it's cute when looking for anger, so sometimes she deliberately makes the milk bag angry, but later the road to forgiveness is very difficult. 6. Sexy and fond of strawberry lollipops
1 1.
1. Shixun likes to play jokes on his brothers, and Park Shan-ye was shot the most times. 2. Park Shan-ye is afraid of perverts to some extent. Shixun often complains about Park Chanye's verbosity. Park Chanye is always the victim of Shixun's practical joke. 5. Park Chanye will put dirty clothes in Shi Xun's clothes and let him wash them together. 6. Park Shan-ye is "funny" in the eyes of Shixun, and Shixun is "devil" in the eyes of Park Shan-ye. 7. Zen Liede likes playing cards with Shixun best, because Shixun loses every time. 8. Zen is very good to Shixun. He bought shoes, hats and clothes for Shixun when he was shopping for clothes. 9. The milk bag is full of beauty, because beauty is his favorite in K, but he just doesn't know how to show it. ? [hey. . . Wuli Xun Xun complete sub-amount = =}? Chen Xun.
12.
1, Xing Lucan is the least bitter in the team, and Tao Baixun is the most bitter. ? 2. The deer has been sent to school and school. Mason thinks that the deer is a good-looking child, but it is not like training. 4. The deer's habit of drinking milk tea is brought out by training. 5. Has the deer ever stayed at Xunxun's house? # Lu Xun's fifth place. Lulu and Shixun look alike, so when they are together, they often look at each other and say, "Look at my face, how handsome I am. 6. Did mom buy all the underwear in the milk bag or did someone else buy it? You can't be shy, but it is not sponsored by CK. You don't have to buy it yourself. 7. Color likes to pretend to be an adult in front of deer, but when it comes to deer, it is just childish.
13.
1. Shixun likes to wear underwear with small animals. Shixun envies the deer in China, so he doesn't have to serve in the army and suffers from lovesickness. Shixun is very proud of his appearance. Shixun likes all snacks that can be sucked and hates dried fruits. Shixun likes drinking water to relieve his nervousness. Shixun often forces the deer to like what he likes. 7. Shixun only cried in front of deer. The day before the performance, Shi Xun had loose bowels, and his agent forbade him to drink more water.
Daniel and Chan Lie appreciate each other. Recently, they both expressed their pains in managing Huang Shiren?
"Lu Tao broke the news" that Lu Han and Tao Tao often fought (for fun), and the members ignored and hid beside the two deep wells.
The person in charge of "Admiralty Breaking the News" has a good relationship with the members. Have they all been stabbed?
"Tao Tao broke the news." Peaches are really called Jun Mian Ma in private. Peach's Korean is not good, and Ma Ma is a spiritual exchange.
When Daniel is narcissistic, Qian Qian can't help being ready for Xiao Li to fly a knife at any time?
Every time someone sells cuteness, some players don't like its appearance, while others don't? heart
"Orange Star" broke the news that Qian Qian didn't insert a knife into the balls, not because she was distressed by the balls, but because the balls inserted a knife more fiercely. . . ?
[Peach deer broke the news] Peach will find various reasons to tease Han Han. If the peach doesn't disturb the deer, he will come back to flirt with the peach god and disturb them.
"Niu Can broke the news." Daniel and Kangkang do nothing together. Let's stop Kangkang from patting his thigh first.
It's a little crazy for a layman to reveal that his balls are not so restrained in private, but he can't do anything when someone blows his neck?
It's a little crazy for a layman to reveal that his balls are not so restrained in private, but he can't do anything when someone blows his neck?
Xing Kai revealed that they often learn from each other and dance fast (both are children with bad waist tattoos)?
"Wu Yifan broke the news" Fan Gaofu Shuai said that the price of a mask reached three figures?
"shocking four sons broke the news." Can China's fourth son's ranking keep up with each other? Deer ≥ Daniel 《 Peach 》 Eggs sometimes become?
"Wu Yifan broke the news". Anyone who really likes the dolls sent by Mei Geni talks to them every day, but they are often rejected by some members?
"Lu Han broke the news" How Lu Han surrendered to Huang Shiren: Z.TAO said that ghost stories are enough, colored milk tea, but recently the color is disobedient, and Z.TAO taught it vividly, and it is the best. ?
"Thunder broke the news" Xing Xing said that he was a little afraid of the nickname "balls", but it was a nickname for fans and he accepted it. ?
"Z.TAO broke the news". Peaches like to coquetry all the time, but they seldom or never coquetry deer.
Will "Revealing the Secret of Wu Yifan" privately hum the songs appearing in "The Voice of China" and English songs?
"TC Zisi broke the news" Zisi called the company an idiot like us, and occasionally fantasized about the name of the company?
"Wu Yifan revealed the news. "Daniel's typing makes people anxious. You want to help him without reading a lot of words?
EXO revealed the news. The real manager is the agent, captain. . . Privately, this is a completely fictional bullied character?
"The pervert broke the news" Shi Xun was too possessive. Lu Han and Kim Minseok are talking about football, but Shixun changed the subject and said, I'll understand if you tell me. Playing games in the dormitory, halfway through, the pervert came and drove Xiao Kai away, leaving Lu Han to play by himself. ?
"EXO broke the news" 12 Eating only is unattractive (= = After all, they are all children)?
"Lu Han broke the news". Did Lu Han receive the love letter chocolate from the female artist of the same company?
When the "Star Warming Material" was eating, Wu Yifan sat down first and put a bowl beside him. Later, Wu Yifan saw him sitting next to him, and the members didn't know what the bowl was for. ?
Kim Minseok made slimming tea and put it on the table. When Z.TAO came over, he drank it in one gulp. He also said that Xiumin's slimming tea is a fake?
Z Tao Zhe revealed that peaches like to eat lollipops and bite sticks?
The soul of color broke the news. Shixun will take pictures of his brothers' lives and threaten them to buy snacks?
"the soul of color broke the news" is usually mature in private, and the key moment is very coquettish. ?
"Du" once scrambled eggs and rice in the dormitory. I don't know who is frying eggs. I'm afraid of splashing them. Toot toot: Isn't fried eggs a bomb?
Will DuDu be the first to wake Chan Lie, and then let Chan Lie wake others?
[SE HUN broke the news] Fifty-four Schoenberg asked his brother Bobo?
"Canbai broke the news" Canbai felt that it was very simple and white. Is it really good for him?
Lu Han and LAY kicked together on the sofa, and then they stopped laughing vividly. ?
"Z.TAO revealed the news. "Peach will stretch out his hand to press the silkworm, and he will soon massage the muscles?
The soul of color broke the news. When the milk bag is bored, it will try its best to laugh at Chan Lie.
"Candy broke the news" once had a quarrel with Bian Bai, and then Candy was sulking. I don't know, but I ask what can be said, but can't take a reason, and I say it in vain! Park Chanye, I'm talking to you! Canlie muttered that I was angry with you = =! Laughed the teammates next to him to death.
"Amateur broke the news" that Xing Xing likes to poke dimples. Some people laughed and said that his dimples were poked by himself.
Kay broke the news. Ren Mei likes dogs to an unimaginable extent!
"Park Chanye broke the news" Can Lie likes to bite people. He claims to gnash his teeth = =! But if no one lets him bite, he will silently bite a book or something.
"Lu Xun broke the news" Shixun slept with Qiao Ba sent by Deer every night.
Most of the 54th Schoenberg's eyes rolled to see Liu Hai? He is as narcissistic as Tao Zhe.
"Bai Xian broke the news" Bai Xian hoped that his eyelashes would be longer, and he would think of various ways. ?
[Park Chanye broke the news] Can Lie's stiff body makes the body teacher very helpless?
"Du Zhuqing broke the news" DuDu likes to make sashimi sushi for members (Good Man 3 <)?
"Park Chanye broke the news" Chan Lie squeezed a lump of mustard (= _ = grave egg) on the agent's plate while eating.
Since sexy knows the weakness of balls, "soul eggs" have been threatening. Fine and soft, easy to blow off?
The biggest loser in the team of "Park Chan-wook Breaking News" is Chen Lie. He seems to be a deer fan?
Members of "Kim Jong Dae News" like to make fun of Zhong Da. When they are tired of practicing, they will jokingly shout, "Zhong Da, you danced so handsomely just now, and the members will burst into laughter?
Shi Xun feels that his Chinese has always been very good. Hello, my name is Wu Shixin. Fu Yuanyuan, light the firewood?
"Lu Tao broke the news" Z.TAO always thought that Lu Han was naive, because the appearance of mental illness made Z.TAO very disgusted (in fact, you are the most naive)
The way Bo Xian and Chan Lie get along is that Bo Xian likes to stare at you and tease you when he is free, and sometimes he pretends to be angry and ignore you, and Chan Lie also obeys him?
"Lu Xun broke the news that" Lu Xun's good brother and good brother. One wants to be spoiled, and the other wants to be spoiled. Possessive, because a piece of chocolate quarreled with Zhong Ren (actually joking)?
"Jing Xun broke the news" because only Crystal is smaller than Shi Xun, Shi Xun is always called Crystal Brother, and Crystal always complains that Shi Xun is a wool, so he is seven months older than me.
"Park Chanye and her sister Park Youla broke the news" 1. Kangkang peed in her sister's bed when she was in the second grade. Kangkang likes to play jokes on her sister. When her sister cooks for Kangkang, Kangkang will say: Learn from my mother. My sister's mobile phone screen is a photo with my brother. Before his debut, Jackie Chan gave his sister a "peach heart" ring. It is said that Jackie Chan also has one.
D.O. is often laughed at by some behaviors of Wu Yifan, and Wu Yifan thinks D.O. is incredible?
"Niu Lu Tao broke the news" that Wu Yifan used to control Z.TAO, but recently he was a little at a loss. In the end, it is up to Lu Han to suppress it.
"Niu Kai broke the news." Those who forget to bring their underwear in the shower, get out of the way and help me with it. Then drive and flirt with him. Probably whoever reaches for it, he doesn't give it like this. Who says you will give it or not?
"Broadcast News in Simple English" Trio = = =
"Brilliant disclosure" means that the other person can know what he is thinking even if he doesn't speak. Both of them know each other too well. Both of them are smart and know what they want. ?
"Park Chanyeol broke the news" Park Xiqing is wonderful, he is not afraid of bugs and ash machines = = how he usually sits on the ash machine. . .
1, Shixun is too pure. In terms of love, there are actually no girls who like it too much. The company let Shi Xun say it casually, otherwise Shi Xun has no emotional material.
Wu Yifan said privately that if she got married, she would like to adopt a child. Because he heard that it is too painful for women to have children. This is more painful than the diarrhea that scares Wu Yifan.
Lu Han doesn't smoke or drink, and neither does yellow rice. All good children. Other members smoke, but Lu Han never smokes.
Shixun put a fake spider around Lu Han's neck to scare him, but Lu Han was indifferent. As a result, Shixun? Got a fright.
12. Shixun abandoned Park Chanye because of Lu Han?
13. Xiao Kai is very satisfied with his sexy posture.
14 It is well known that Shixun doesn't like Chen Kai; First, because he is stupid; second, because he always bullies Lu Han.
15, holding Shixun, Shixun will be very reluctant; Holding Shixun in vain, Shixun will be even more disgusted; Xing Xing holds Shi Xun, and Shi Xun will be shy; Lu Lu badminton has Shi Xun, and Shi Xun will take the initiative to take it back.
16. Qian Qian can fall asleep anywhere; You can't wake up when you fall asleep; Whoever sleeps and wakes up is unlucky; When Lu Han sleeps, he must ask Yixing if I am handsome. . . Responsibility?
17.Candy and white bought masks for each other to show their silence (I don't understand the white world).
18. China's fourth son has nothing to do and fights landlords every day (it is said that reading books, watching movies and playing Rubik's Cube are small and fresh).
19. Often together, Xun will also say that the egg hurts (Brother Lu, you have a bad influence on Shixun).
20. Panda Kaikai not only ate lollipops with Dudu, but also ate an apple with the deer.
2 1. Bai Xian likes Shixun very much.
27. Bai Xian once asked Zen Lie why his voice was so inconsistent with his appearance. As a result, Chen Lie said that only real men would do this.
28. Bo Xian's three favorite things are eating, sleeping and playing. . . .
29. Although twelve people know both Chinese and Korean, they are not particularly successful after all. Wu Yifan and Chan Lie had a chat and couldn't understand each other. For a long time, Lu Han asked them what they said, but they actually said they didn't know. O_o (two diaosi. . )
Zisi doesn't like bangs very much, especially Wu Yifan.
3 1. In America, Peach finally bowed to his big life gd in kcon. He said it was a head-on conflict ... and gave him a thrill (the child certainly didn't learn idioms well. )
32. When people see their photos before their debut, they will want to hit the wall.
33. Lu Han only sent Shixun to cooperate with Bao Er in one film, which was requested by Lu Han himself.
34.LAY's hairstyle is the fault of baking sweet potatoes.
35. Wu Yifan has been abroad for a long time. He likes to eat hometown food and can eat spicy food.
36. The children's dormitory is noisy and the TV is loud. As soon as the agent knocks on the door, the world becomes quiet.
37. When you are bright and white and crazy, the gas field with kris will be very man, which is more than the gesture with friends. Children love to laugh, but they don't really laugh every time. Happiness means wrinkles under their eyes.
39. Lulu often reads Weibo's messages from fans until late. Children are warm men ...?
Tao's Chinese is a little better than that of D.O.
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