Send funny apology text after quarrel

1. How many times have I told you, be careful and don’t go out at night, but you just don’t listen. No, it came into my dream again last night, making me unwilling to wake up. Come!

2. Fate is an accounting principle; loneliness is a cumulative discount; missing him is a diary; secret love is an unrecoverable bad debt; memories are a summary of profits and losses; tears are owner's equity; love is inventory.

3. I vomit when I drink too much, I cry when I am sad, I climb a tree when riding a motorcycle, I can’t move even when I see a beautiful girl, I always feel that I have little income, and my relationship never progresses! ! !

4. There is really nothing I can do about you: you broke into my heart, closed the door and locked it, but lost the key!

5. My love for you - floods; your love for me - drought in the Gobi.

6. Love Story: Part 1: Throw money at you, protect you with love, wait for you with heart! The next episode: Money is bright, love is wild, and heart is broken!

7. Thief A: Count how much money you robbed today? Thief B: No, I’ll find out by reading the newspaper tomorrow.

8. Someone was riding a bicycle on the street, crossed an intersection, and moved forward. When the traffic police saw it, they exclaimed: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied: "Good job, comrades!"

9. In an auto parts factory, the word "piece" in an auto parts factory lost its radical and became "niu" ". An old man pulled a cow and muttered: "If a car matches a cow, it should at least produce a tractor."

10. Teacher: Why are you late? Student: I was robbed by a robber on the road. Teacher: What did he steal from you? Student: He stole my homework.

11. If I were rich, I would eat sweet potatoes for breakfast, porridge for lunch, and eggs for dinner. I would eat half and throw away the other half. I could eat whatever I wanted.

12. Doctor, I have a bad cough. How old are you? 75. Do you cough when you are 20 years old? No. What about 40 years old? No. If you don’t cough now, when will you cough?

13. I used 10,000 lies tied into a bundle and shot at you with my charming eyes. You fell in a pool of blood, your body riddled with Cupid’s bullets.

14. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being stylish is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake again and again; if modesty is tortured, how can I escape? Can you pass?

15. Rinse your mouth with half a kilo of wine; keep walking with one kilo of wine; hold on to the wall with half a kilo of wine; walk against the wall with two kilos of wine.

16. The similarities between wives and computers: We cannot understand the communication language between computers at all.

17. It is most difficult to call the directors with two surnames: the surname of the director is Fu (deputy), and the surname of the deputy director is Zheng (zheng).

18. The mouse’s dream: drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we the ones in darkness? The wolf's plan: get a sheepskin and wear it tomorrow.

19. You heartless person, tell me honestly, who was the woman who answered the phone in your room at midnight last night? She actually told me...the number you dialed is busy, please call again later.

20. When I arrived in Beijing, I knew that I was a junior official; when I arrived in the Northeast, I knew that I was timid; when I arrived in Shanghai, I knew that I was not well-dressed; when I arrived in Shenzhen, I knew that I had little money.

21. Call and say: I have arrived at Carrefour and will be waiting for you at the door. The result is done, I have arrived home, waiting for you at the door. Funny words

22. A certain patient is seriously ill, and the doctor feels it is necessary to tell him the truth. Your illness is too serious. Do you still want to see anyone? The patient said weakly, I also want to see another doctor.

23. There was a wedding in the church, and the two children were quite bored outside. One of them said he was going to make a joke with the groom, so he walked up to him and called him daddy.

24. In some African countries, men cannot get to know their bride until after marriage. Is it true? It is the same not only in Africa, but also all over the world.

25. A mother took her child to Disneyland to learn English. Disney must teach him personally. The staff told her that there was no such person. The mother didn’t believe it. The staff said that you, Little White Rabbit, should ask Little White Rabbit to teach him English.

26. The family is very lazy and leaves all the work to the dogs. The guests are surprised when they see the dogs mopping the floor. The dogs say they can’t help it because they are lazy. The guests are surprised that the dogs can talk. The dogs say shhhh, they want me after they know it. Answer the phone.

27. I am no longer angry with you. A broad-minded and respected person like me will definitely forgive you. Are you still angry with me?

28. Today The story that happened was just an accident. I have too many regrets. I send you a message to apologize. My dear, because I care about you too much!

29. Loving you makes me unable to lose you. , I can’t calm down because of my guilt, I can’t wait to tell you - I’m sorry, I can’t lose you!

30. I’m sorry, I did send colorful flowers to the girl you saw last time, but I I mean I want to show her some color!

31. Are you still unwilling to forgive me? Just mark a road, set up a trap, dig a hole, and I will jump in and let the jackal Tigers and leopards eat me!

32. I feel guilty and don’t know how to speak, but I still want to say sorry! If this can make you forgive me, I am willing to say it until you forgive me! < /p>

33. If the balloon is too full, it will burst. Although your skin is thick, you can’t hold it for too long. Let some air out, even from below.

34. The one thing that remains unchanged is my heart; all the mistakes are my fault alone; in a thousand words, I just want to say I love you.

35. Dear: You said that the love letters I wrote were long novels, which were tiring and painful to read, so I switched to sending text messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

36. True I miss you so much, your sweet smile, soft words, and your beautiful face! Hello? Hello? Stop being angry! I love you!

37. Maybe it’s fate. , we all don’t want to hurt the person we don’t want to hurt the most, but it still happens, believe you, because I love you, let us cherish each other!

38. Baby, don’t cry, your tears are mine My pearls, if one of them is lost, I will feel very distressed. Don’t lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

39. I dare not face your eyes, I know I am wrong, you Sir, please forgive me, okay? The person who loves you deeply is repenting...

40. I want to make up a humorous story and tell you the joke that has been made for four years, but I am afraid that it will get wet. I have a clean autumn, please forgive me.

41. I have always loved you with all my heart. I don’t want to owe you too much. If one day I really leave, you must forgive me.

42. Sing sad songs and look at the girl you love. My heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, my heart is broken for you. I just want you to be happy, I'm sorry!

43. You are so miserable that I feel so guilty that I want to commit suicide! I will send you text messages often until I commit suicide.

44. It’s all caused by that damn temper. I will definitely scold him bitterly. Please forgive me, okay?

45. I really want to be with you. Go blow the wind and blow away the unhappiness I gave you, leaving only the happiness I gave you.

46. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can’t forgive me, then keep calling me and scolding me! I meant to be scolded by you until I grow old!

47. How can you forgive me? You can just draw a path, set up a trap, dig a hole, and I will jump in.

48. I was wrong!!! Going to jump into the sea and being beaten back by the waves means that the Queen Mother has forgiven me. Do you still blame me?

49. Husband, I almost fell asleep last night. I stayed up late. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also wanted to show my actions and seize the time to make the "warmth" card. Please forgive me!

50. I apologize to you for not asking for your consent. , I have had a crush on you for two years. To express my apologies, please accept the rose I sent. If you don't mind, please wear the ring as well.

51. Sorry, I was just joking. Please forgive me if I offend you. Funny text messages

52. I am a fool, I am a fool, but please believe me, I did not mean it. Can you forgive me? My dear.

53. If my willfulness makes you angry, I'm sorry. If you still refuse to forgive, then go ahead and do whatever you like.

54. The National UNESCO has released the latest news. Since I have made you angry, I would like to apologize to you and guarantee with my life that such things will not happen again in the future. My dear, please give me a change of heart. opportunity!

55. Our encounter is warm, our understanding of each other is sincere, and our mutual sympathy is intimate. If there is an occasional conflict, it is definitely unintentional. My care for you is heartwarming and my apology is sincere!

56. I want to find a reason to pay for my mistakes; I want to find an excuse to apologize for my clumsiness; I want to send a text message to pray for your understanding. Let us forget the past and start over, shall we?

57. I was wrong! My wife is gentle and virtuous, she manages the household well, and she is well-educated, but I don’t know how to appreciate her. I’m sorry for you, please forgive me!

58. Every time I see you, I feel happy, excited, happy, and my heart is so excited that I can’t help myself, so I am always impulsive. Now that you are not around, I have calmed down and realized my mistake. I was wrong, please forgive me?

59. I adjusted my mentality and my breathing gradually became calmer. I stood calmly behind you, carefully put my hand into the bag, took out my mobile phone, and sent you a text message to tell you, I know I was wrong, please forgive me. If you do it again in the future, you will not be struck by thunder, and lightning will flash across your body! Forgive me!

60. I am always impulsive, which makes you angry; I always make you angry, which makes my heart hurt even more. In the days without you, the warmth of the sun cannot be seen. Forgive me for my mistakes, I will cherish you even more

61. Forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can’t forgive me, then keep calling me to scold me! I meant to be scolded by you Until old!

62. There is a dormant period after a volcanic eruption, a buffering period after stepping on the brakes, and a reflection period after a quarrel. Reflection and conclusion: I have a bad temper. I will try to improve it in the future and put a smile on my face, okay?

63. I feel sad, facing the sky, giggling in a daze; I am a little helpless, but you ignore me in front of you; I have a request, please forgive me, and don’t do it next time!

64. I made an unintentional mistake and made you unhappy; it was purely an accident, please forgive me; I regret it in my heart and sincerely apologize; I hope you will accept it and give me a chance. I'm sorry, forgive my mistake, come back to me, don't be angry!

65. Don’t completely deny me because of this incident. At least keep me under probation for 60 years.

66. Give me a hug, don’t let me suffer anymore; indulge in the beauty of the night and your cuteness; miss the taste of kisses, passion is like a poison. Begging for your love, please smile at me quickly!

67. Life is like a play. Don’t lose your temper over trivial things. It’s not easy for us to get together. We fight and laugh together to increase our friendship and laugh together.

68. I miss your smile, your slight smile makes my heart beat wildly; I miss your company, the corners of my mouth curl up, and happiness comes instantly. Dear, I'm sorry, forgive me!

69. I was wrong! If I jumped into the sea and was beaten back by the waves, it means that the Queen Mother has forgiven me. Do you still blame me?

70. "Who deserves to die the most?" The kind of people deserve to die the most. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me, hate me, but don't ignore me.

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