Who has a humorous message for Valentine's Day! Urgent! ! ! The more the better! Thank you!

When you touch my cheek in a dream, tenderness makes the whole universe tremble. So I am willing to turn into a small dust and melt into a dream that will never wake up.

I just want to say to you: thank you, my heart is full of warmth and sweetness. It is also because of you that I often fall into the pain of missing. Love You!

Because of you, the world becomes beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.

I miss you when the moon is short, and I miss you when the moon is full. No matter what the moon lacks, my heart is like eternal moonlight, silently following you!

The good flowers in the world bloom for you, and the good scenery in the world exists for you. You are the darling of heaven, and you are afraid that you will be lonely on earth. You ordered me to spend my life with you.

I only have you in my eyes, and you are a miracle in my life; I only have you in my heart, and you are the only person I can't miss!

What will never fade is my silent concern for you, my endless yearning for you and my constant love for you.

The sky is full of stars, and love spreads in eternity. The poetic legend of you and me is the most beautiful constellation on the horizon! Love can shine like a star!

Your words and manners intoxicated me and made me feel the joy and meaning of life. My world can't live without you!

I really miss you: day and night, the more I think about it, the more I think about it; Regardless of the season, it is warm even in the cold winter; No matter how far or near, it is far but deep.

I love you from the last century when I met you until the century when I left. I won't say forever, but the period of loving you is always longer than forever!

I want to find you, shout out your name, open the box of happiness and let me find you. From that moment on, I walked all my life.

Holding you tightly makes you feel my heart beat faster, because I love you; Hold you tight and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you!

With the sun, the earth turns, with the earth, the moon turns, with the moon, the stars are so bright, and with you, my world is so rich and romantic.

Miss you: day and night; Miss you: the fog in Yun Qi has dispersed; Miss you: flowers before and under the moon; Miss you: from the bottom of my heart; Miss you: this life and the afterlife! Happy Valentine's Day!

Your voice is as soft as petals, as warm as spring breeze, as green as cantaloupe, and emits sweet fragrance.

Want to make your quilt and cover it for you; I want to be your pillow and bury you with tenderness; I want to be your towel and stick it to your cheek every day. ...

All my thoughts and ideas, past, present and future, only come down to one voice and one tone. If it rings, it can only be: I love you!

I will love you with my life, care for you with my body temperature, and create happiness for you with everything I have! Love you forever!

Love is a book, and we are the authors. Let's finish it and taste it together. The more you taste, the stronger your interest, the more you taste, and the more memorable you are!

Put my heart in your hands, share your happiness, share your pain, and enjoy all the beautiful things and feelings of love in the world.

I think I will always be happy, so happy all my life; I think I will always be happy, so happy for a lifetime. Why are you so happy? Just because I love you so much!

If there is a God, why can't you see it? If there are angels, why don't they appear? You said, they are hidden in my heart. You don't say! I only have you in my heart!

The night is no longer lonely, because I have you in my heart; The days with you always pass quickly and happiness is like honey; It's always satisfying to have you around; Love you forever!

If I become loess, loess loves you too; If the loess is covered with grass, the grass loves you; If there is dew on the grass, dew loves you. Anyway, I will love you forever!

The newspaper is full of your name; Eyes, look at the beautiful you in the photo; In my heart, I remember the good times with you; I miss you very much, my love!

I really miss you: look at the flowers, you are in bud/looking up at the sky, you are walking in the clouds, you are sighing in the crowd, you are breathing in me.

I feel depressed/turned into colored stones/lovesickness/sadness/stayed up all night with me/hung on your chest/you are sweet/I feel at ease.

Love is sincere, when will the lovesickness stop, and the moon will lean against the building. Love is long, thinking is long, when will love stop, unless the water flows backwards.

Green willow, how to touch your hair; How can blue waves touch your eyes? Staring at your photo, I feel that life is so beautiful.

I want to take off the stars and the moon for you, make you a crown full of stars, and match it with a pair of earrings made of the moon, so as to deserve your beautiful face.

Write it on the slate, on the beach, on the trunk. Finally, in order to let the whole world know, I love you, love you, love you! I will write with a rainbow and write all my life.

Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but to me, they are mediocre. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful scenery in my eyes.

Love is a lifelong commitment. Even if the fate of the past owes too much, an eternal fire in my heart still burns so warmly and lingers.

A thousand words to you, but I can't stop. I will exchange my heart for yours, let them remember each other, hold your hand and grow old with your son. Everything in the world is changing, the only constant is that I love you!

Every day, every moment, every minute and every second, I miss you, I miss you. Miss you, miss you until I hold you in my arms.

Now, I miss your 365 days; The sea, how I wish I could see farther; Love is a long line between two hearts. Let's share your joys and sorrows, and share the burden!

Love is a silent promise, love is a silent induction, and love and affection are integrated into one, which has created a life in which you and I love each other, which melts you and me in gentle love.

Love a lover-deep feelings are on the verge.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

● The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

● You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He will help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad.

If I turn every thought about you into a flower, there will always be a garden full of flowers around me.

An old couple-the romance of daily necessities

● Love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! ?

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite. Today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you!

● Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

● Everyone, every day is a festival. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

I speak for me, and I speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

● Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

Friends of the opposite sex-lying to you means liking you.

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

● The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

● If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even an idiot will accomplish it.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

You are like lice on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

● Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

Old lover-helpless and ridiculous

● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, lovers' holiday independence and self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

● The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

● Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

Disgusting—

● If the world has only 10 minutes left,

I will remember the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you deeply 10 times. If there is only 1 minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times!

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comments: Even if the realistic version of After Tomorrow is staged, you should say goodbye to your lover in sweet love. Such ambition is really disgusting!

I love you, but I dare not say. I'm afraid I'll die. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you so much after I die.

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comment: I love her to death, which is in line with the spirit of Qiong Yao's novels. Probably the person who sent the text message didn't die in the end, and the person next to her was already disgusting!

I want to make your mobile phone mailbox full of information I love, just like your heart!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: Unless you are really sure that the other person loves you, don't try to block someone else's mobile phone mailbox with SMS easily, otherwise it may be counterproductive.

I have 100,000 I love you, and I give you one every day, which can be divided into 273 days and 355 days, but we can't live that long, so I will continue to say: I love you in the next life!

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comment: the pledge of eternal love has been said that in the next life, my lover is guaranteed to be moved, but ... since there are 100 thousand I love you, why can only one person be so stingy every day?

● I'm moving! Address: No.520, Lane 530, Sinian Street, Xiang 'ai Road, Love City! Landlord: I love you most! Rent: the love of my life! Date: Infinite! Let me live in your heart forever. ...

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comment: It's a pity that you came up with such an address. Sure enough, you got full marks in disgusting skills, but in the part of rent, it will be more practical to convert it into RMB!

I sang the song of missing to the ocean, and the ocean gave this wish to the sky. The flowing clouds entrusted by the sky turned into light rain and landed gently at your window. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comment: Young people with good literature and art! Come up with such a poetic and disgusting idea, but it seems a little far from real life, which is more suitable for the prince and princess who love to dream.

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: love is really better than bread, which can save a lot of food expenses, but if you don't eat or sleep, you won't say anything, maybe you won't say anything!

You think I should, you should miss me more, because you stole my heart!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: It seems ordinary, but it has the lethality of letting feelings fall. The more you look back, the more people you bump into. Really hard!

● First think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!

Nausea index: ☆☆.

Comment: Is it finished? The answer is 520 (I love you)! It's called Pupu, but I can come up with such a magical mathematical formula, and no matter which number I use, the result is the same. I have to applaud!

I don't know how to write forever, I only know how to write your name, a thousand times and ten thousand times!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: It's full of sweetness, but if the flowers are intentional and the water is heartless, you may feel that you haven't read enough books to write such simple words.