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Special teacher Zhou

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I learned the news of Mr. Zhou's death from my circle of friends.

Miss Zhou's full name is Zhou Chonglian. She is my senior high school math teacher and high flyers, who graduated from the Department of Mathematics of Beijing Normal University in more than six years. Teach us that by this time, he has a long-standing reputation. He is a national special-grade teacher and one of the best math teachers in China.

Although it is quite famous, everyone is stunned when it comes to Mr. Zhou among classmates, and then suddenly they suddenly realize: Oh, you mean Mr. Zhou.

I still don't know why the students call him Master Zhou, or the abbreviation of Teacher Zhou, or think he is a master, or follow the honorific title of Master in Shaanxi.

2

When I first met Mr. Zhou, I was attracted by his pair of glasses. This dry and hunchbacked old man will look at you for a while, and then explain with a strong Shaanxi accent: What do you think are the characteristics of my glasses? A box is a square drop, and a box is a round drop ...

I don't know why he always wears such a pair of weird glasses. High myopia is certain, maybe the difference in vision between the two eyes is too big. Anyway, it's definitely not like Alan Tam to keep up with the fashion.

Behind the glasses are many white eyes, and there is always a disdainful arrogance in their eyes. With the faded blue Chinese tunic suit he washed and the old black briefcase with the handle. It always makes people feel a sense of joy in seriousness.

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In the first year of senior high school, Mr. Zhou took our solid geometry class, and every time he took his class, he was under pressure. He asked us to preview our books at home and come up directly to ask questions and solve problems in class.

Now, decades later, a classmate in the United States said that the United States highly advocates a kind of reform education, which is to reverse the classroom, that is, let students learn by themselves at home and then return to the classroom, and the teacher answers questions. This ability training method coincides with the teaching method of Teacher Zhou decades ago.

When Mr. Zhou is used to talking about a knowledge point or theorem in class, he asks the students to practice or prove it on the blackboard.

One day in class, Mr. Zhou asked me to go to the podium to prove a theorem: two straight lines that are not in the same plane cannot intersect. I didn't have the concept of spatial thinking at that time, so I drew two straight lines on the blackboard and then crossed them.

The students burst into laughter. Hanging on the blackboard, I only heard Miss Zhou standing behind her gnashing her teeth and saying, Yang Moumou, you are the student with the lowest IQ I have ever seen.

This sentence gave me a great blow in adolescence, and I have been afraid to perform or speak in public for more than ten years.

I have held a grudge for this for many years, and I still hold it in my heart until I mentioned it in my classmates the year before last.

A classmate confided in me quietly: Don't diss Zhou Shi in the group. He has a huge following among the students, and you will provoke public anger.

Mr. Zhou should be pleased to know that he loves swearing and is loved by so many students behind his back.

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Teacher Zhou's preference for good students is particularly obvious. At that time, he was the head teacher of Class Five. At the end of the semester, all the students with good math scores were selected to Class Five by him for various reasons.

However, his eye for selecting students is really original and accurate. The students he selected later either went to famous schools such as Tsinghua Peking University or made special achievements in a certain field.

Later, when I talked with my classmates, I realized that many students had the experience of being scolded by Teacher Zhou, but everyone remembered the time when they were scolded.

A classmate revealed: Do you know? Students who can be scolded by Mr. Zhou in those days should be honored. He will be especially strict with the students he values and hate iron to produce.

I finally felt relieved at being scolded, and I was secretly complacent: I turned out to be a good student in the eyes of Teacher Zhou.

at the same time, I can't help questioning myself: I was also scolded, and my classmates were brave after knowing shame. How could I be devastated?

I just went to Da Xi 'an from the countryside to go to school, and I feel a little inferior, so I may have poor psychological endurance. The most important thing is that I may want to find a grand excuse for my later unsuccessful life.

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Teacher Zhou is not only good at teaching, but also good at summarizing teaching methods.

"How do you think the answer came from? The answer is obvious! " "If you don't do the basic questions wrong, you can do the difficult problems." Teacher Zhou stresses the basics of teaching habits, and asks everyone to make every small problem perfect, instead of focusing on the difficult problems.

Many students scored full marks in mathematics in the college entrance examination that year, which benefited from a solid foundation. Even I, a student with low IQ in my teacher's mouth, got more than 1 points in math.

In addition to teaching methods, Mr. Zhou also has a unique set of educational theories, which the students call quotations from divine tutors.

1. If you walk at night, you will encounter ghosts

2. Travel around during the day and borrow oil to mend your crotch at night

3. Why do you object to praise? Because praise is all false! Why do you object to multiple solutions to one question? Because many solutions to a problem are stupid!

4. A check mark means "I've seen it", but it doesn't mean it's right.

5. I still tease you, so you have nothing to tease!

6. The sorrowful soldiers will win! .................................................................................................................................................................................. In front of my eyes, I saw a dismissive expression behind Miss Zhou's round glasses. I can't help laughing with tears, tears with laughter.

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A classmate commented on Mr. Zhou like this: He was young at that time, although he respected him, he could not fully understand him. Looking back now, I have the demeanor of a master.

this is also my heartfelt wish.

Special teacher Zhou, have a good trip!