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Chat dialogue copy

Chat dialogue copy (selected 48 sentences) 1. Do you know what is most precious to me in 2020? What is the first word of the sentence I just said? 2. Ah me My heart hurts so much. Why are you stuck in my heart? 3. I had a fever the first time I saw you. Why? Because the body temperature of love at first sight is 38?6? 4. Do you know what I want to drink most now? What to drink? Take care of you. ? 5. What do you think I want to drink? I don’t know. I want to protect you. ? 6. Do you know what the happiest number is? 5 Why? Because, 520? 7.?I feel like I have seen you before. Where are you? On my marriage certificate? 8. Confucius, Mencius, Laozi, do you know what kind of son you are most suitable for? ?have no idea. ?my wife. ? 9. Do you like sweets? No. Then why are you so sweet? 10. I want to steal your warmth. What do you mean? Come on, give me a hug. ? 11. If you became a painter, what do you think I would be? model? No, I'm an illustrator. ? 12. Can you run fast? Not too fast. That's great, I will definitely catch you. ? 13. I think you have gained weight recently. Why? Because you are getting heavier and heavier in my heart! ? 14.?My heart aches a little, why is it because you are stuck in my heart? 15.?Recently, I feel that I am as small as a grain of sand, and you are like a horse. Why are you like Shaqima (Shaqima) because we are together? Horse riding)? 16.? I fell in love with someone. What happened next? Then she was talking about what happened next? 17.? You are a homebody. Not really. But you have always been in my heart and have never passed away. ? 18. Do you prefer cats or dogs? Cat, meow, dog, woof? 19. You are like a relative of my family. What? My father's son-in-law. ? 20. Can you show me the way? Where are you going? In your heart? 21. There is a beautiful story. What story is about when you met me? 22. Can we exchange gifts? Okay, okay, from this moment on, you are mine, I am your. ? 23.? Let’s play 123 wooden man. 123 Don’t move. I give up. Why is it because my heart is moved? 24.? I want you to know one thing. You can know it by reading the first four words of the last sentence? 25. ?I want to steal your body temperature, talk to someone and want a hug? 26.?You look like a friend of mine, who is it? My male (female) friend? 27. Why do you want to harm me! What have I done to you? Make me like you so much! ? 28. Will you show a woodpecker pecking a tree? How to perform? Just think of my face as a tree. ? 29. ?I am very capable but there is one thing I am not good at. What? Will not leave you. ? 30.? My back teeth often hurt since I met you. Why do I have toothache because being with you is too sweet and I get cavities? 31.? Can we exchange gifts? Okay, okay, from this moment on, you are Mine, I am yours. ? 32. ?Do you know what my favorite wine is? What kind of wine will last forever with you? 33.?You must like me. You are overthinking, otherwise why would you always talk to me? 34.?Guess where my heart is~ Well, the left side is wrong, fool, it’s up to you Over there? 35. Do you want to make your parents happy? Think about it~ Take me home if you think so? 36.?I feel like I’m so carefree. Why? Because I like every look of you. ? 37. Can I give you a gift? OK, what gift? I give it to you. 38. How many fingers do you have on one hand? 5 How many eyes do you have? 2 How many mouths do you have? 1 I love you too? 39. I think I need to change our relationship. What relationship.

Friends become lovers! ? 40. Do you know what is most precious to me in 2020? What is the first word of the sentence I just said? 41. After meeting you, I have never eaten candy again. Why? Because you are too sweet. ? 42.?I am really too stupid. What's wrong? I can't do anything except liking you? 43.?Look carefully at my hands. What's so special about them? Nothing special. That's right, you've never held a hand, so of course it's not special. 44. Do you know the most beautiful love words I have ever heard? What is your name? 45. Let me tell you 3 unique anti-aging tricks. What is it? Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me. ? 46. Don't speak. I didn't say anything. Why is your voice filling my mind? ? 47.? After meeting you, I felt that life was short. Why? Because the sweet part is very long? 48. Should we go drink? What kind of wine should we drink for our wedding? Let’s eat noodles. What kind of noodles are in your heart?