What hilarious text messages are there on Valentine's Day?

1, I turned into grass and was eaten by cattle. My heart was known to the cow, and the cowherd told the jade emperor that the jade emperor would smile, make you have a lot of money around you, and you would have a healthy life and good luck.

If you don't want to send me to the frontier and forget all my messages, please let me sleep first, and I will bite you in my dream. Happy tanabata.

3. Chop up your evil thoughts, make soup, chop up your bad thoughts, throw baskets, pinch them at you, and throw them in the trash can. For me, you should kiss it and take it to heart. Chinese Valentine's Day wishes you happiness.

4. Tanabata, I miss you like this: Did I leave you a message when I got up in the morning? Take two raincoats to work when it rains during the day. Pray at night, God, please don't let me dream of you. Happy tanabata.

5, Tanabata, send you a pot of spicy love soup, happiness is the bottom, time to make soup, miss and bless to make small materials, rinse your love in the soup, dip in the small materials of miss and blessing, and let the sweet taste fill your heart.

6. I wish you happiness on Tanabata. I don't reply to text messages to complain about you. I sentence you to be imprisoned by love for life, tortured by kissing every day, and handcuff my arm. You will never escape from my arms. Happy tanabata.

I felt dizzy yesterday. The doctor said I was anemic. Why is anemia? The doctor said I didn't sleep well. Why didn't I sleep well? The doctor said I worry too much. Today is Valentine's Day, I found that I really miss you.

8. I decided to set up a love fund. Please deposit the donation into my mobile phone bill. Donate one yuan and he (she) will love you for life. Donate 100 yuan. Wow, you will become an unprecedented figure, pig head. Happy Tanabata.

9. The novel says: I will love you all my life, believe me. Prose says: I love you for ten thousand years, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble. The poem says: Ah, the sea represents my feelings. I said: I will give such love. Happy tanabata.

10, tanabata, I want to send you a little pig and say four words to you: let me hug you. Say three words: go home. Say five words: Happy Tanabata. Let me take you home for Tanabata, piggy.

1 1. You always give me flashes and flashes. I want to hold you in my hand. My petite figure makes people tremble. I really want to invite you to my glass courtyard and tell you that you are really the most beautiful firefly in the world. Happy tanabata.

12, just because I didn't give you a small gift on Tanabata doesn't mean I don't love you. Just because I don't sweet talk to you doesn't mean I don't miss you. Some people are always like me. They don't say I love you on the surface, but they really miss you in their hearts. Happy holidays.

13, Tanabata Valentine's Day is here, do you miss me? Put the phone close to your chest, let me listen to your heartbeat, see if you are lying, then please touch your arm, remember, next time you make me angry, I will bite you. Hmm.

14, I want you to eat. You said I should eat three meals a day. I miss you. You did a great job. You said you had to run for the two of you. I will be happy if I miss you now, because you read my message and have a happy Tanabata.

15, Tanabata has arrived, and I have decided to love you to death, love you to death, and be good to you to death. Stop talking and give me a break. I miss you very much now. I wish you a happy Tanabata.

16, Tanabata is coming, and I have decided to love you till death do us part, treat you with unswerving kindness, and give you my life with the mentality of coming back from the dead. No mental pressure, in fact, makes you happy. Happy holidays.

17, you are the sky, I am the earth, you shed tears, I will make you happy with flowers, you give me a shy smile, I will shine your beauty with a pool of clear water, and we will never be separated. Happy Tanabata.

18, tanabata, you give me the feeling that you are so pure, like crystal, with a simple appearance. I think of you, and my heart is full of sweetness. I want to be with you, so I opened my pocket, took out a rock candy and put it in my mouth.

19, Qixi Valentine's Day is here, do you have anything to say to me? Please take off your shoes before you say it. Look, if you lie to me, I'll step on you. Well, happy holidays.

20. I have perfused my intestines, washed my stomach, breathed my lungs all the time, washed my hands and feet every day, and often took a bath, but there is one thing that can't be washed away, and that is you in my heart, Qixi. Be happy.

2 1, you are a door, pointing out the direction of happiness for me. I am a horse, always running with ambition. With you, I become a "rush". If I combine the power of love, I will be invincible and happy on Tanabata.

22. When Tanabata came, I thought of you. Hey, my back is sore, my leg doesn't hurt anymore, and I'm energetic when I walk. I didn't blink when I overcame many difficulties. I miss you, I am in good spirits and have a good appetite. Please remember that this message was sent by the person who missed you the most.

23, smack your mouth, why so sweet, touch your chest, why so warm. Look at the world, why is it so beautiful? Look around, there is your company. You said today is Tanabata, and I said that my kindness to you has just begun.

24, preparation: I take a breath, moisten my throat, and rest assured in a thousand words. Start: I want to start, do and make up. Tanabata, I wish you all the best in your life and career. The person who loves you the most will love you and care about you for a lifetime.

25. Tanabata story: clue: I sent you a text message more than once, and every sentence was full of consideration. Doubt: Why do I text you so often? Still so emotional? Result: I love you deeply.