4 1 April Fool's Day funny prank message

April Fool's joke message 1 1, you are: wearing a hat without a brim, pretending to be a chef; Standing on the room to pee, pretending to keep watch; Riding a car and farting, pretending to vent your anger slowly!

2, men are born guilty, don't be afraid of being tired, of course, dating is your money, sweet talk is dead, everything is your fault.

3. Are you lonely? Don't you feel understood? Even if the whole world abandoned you. My door is always open for you! ? Private pig farm.

4. Someone said to me: Are you as smart as a pig? I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

5. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Go and take a bath.

6, you scold me, I bow my head, your wife gave birth to a nest of monkeys, jumping and giggling after reading the information!

7, the head is big and the neck is thick, and the more you look, the more you look like a pig. You, the one who is reading the text message.

8. Horse, it has four legs, the sea, it is all water, the fool who looks at the mobile phone, he is grinning!

9. It is not surprising that people will fall in love; It is not unusual for cattle to eat grass; It's amazing that pigs can press their mobile phones. A pig is a pig. Press it again! What a stupid pig!

10, April Fool's Day to SMS, my blessing is the best, I have no worries immediately after receiving it, I have less pain after reading it, and I can get a high salary after forwarding it. I'm sure I'll pick up money when I send it in groups. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

April Fool's Day funny prank message 2 1. If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. I want to be a minister, afraid of being robbed by others; Want to be a secretary, afraid of getting angry; Want to be a manager, afraid of giving gifts; Want to be a contractor, afraid of falling down; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid you're slow.

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you. The last blush of the sunset is my heartfelt greeting to you: How are you, fool? ?

I have always had a soft spot for you, and your face has always appeared in front of my eyes! But I am too poor to expect, and now I have money! You can say loudly: boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? [bound volume]

6. It is not surprising that people will fall in love; It is not unusual for cattle to eat grass; It's amazing that pigs can press their mobile phones. A pig is a pig. Press it again! What a stupid pig!

7. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no idiot in this world, and he created you by the way.

When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. The pig runs slowly, and the horse shouts: Stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here.

9. I won 5000 yuan in the lottery and held a banquet to celebrate. Invite friends to share how the speech won the prize. Green food is the healthiest when vegetables are mixed into a table. Plus two bottles of maotai, the ancestral wine is not counted on the head. Don't be silly, my friend: healthy food is the safest, called Maotai green tea water.

10, chase you, chase you, I chase you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

I hope you will become more and more intelligent on this special day.

12, jumping instructions: leave a note to the sixth floor; Want to be disabled to the fifth floor; To be hospitalized to the fourth floor; Only scary to the third floor; Fight martial arts to the second floor; Please go to the first floor to watch the excitement.

13, one spring water and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot!

14, women like themselves, men like themselves, and they are poor. If both sides want to please themselves, it must be a frog with a dinosaur.

15. When horses and donkeys meet tigers, they turn around and run. The donkey ran very slowly, and the horse shouted, Stupid donkey! How can you run fast with a mobile phone in your hand! Throw it here.

16. The wind has been very tight recently, and the original bank robbery plan has been suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly to avoid arousing the suspicion of the police. We will wait for a specific time to start work. Remember!

17, April Fool's Day is coming, so you should be careful that happiness pulls a happy partner to fool you and murder you. I heard that their plot is hidden in short messages, so you should pay attention; If you are caught by accident, please call 1 10. Happy April Fool's Day.

18. Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been correct' (A=B, B=C), so A=C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

19, I miss you alone, where are you handsome, I miss you infatuated, and you are a fool reading short messages.

20. The teacher said: I want class flowers for two people. So I took a class flower, took a class and chose two most beautiful girls. The teacher said: Go to the Academic Affairs Office to move flowers!

April Fool's Day funny prank SMS 3 1 You smart guy, be a fool for a day!

2. Affectionate is stupid, heartless is the most handsome, infatuation is stupid, and unfeeling is the coolest.

3. Hey! Okay？ Are you shocked to see it? Jump! I wish you a good mood!

4. I'm not worried if you ignore me outside the castle peak building. There are beautiful women everywhere, and they will take me in at any time.

There is a boy in the class who is a famous sissy. Once the art teacher asked him to be a clay figurine, and he shouted: I want to be a man! The deskmate took a sentence aside: alas, you finally figured it out.

If you are free tonight, please wait for me on the lawn in front of the school auditorium at 6:30. -Your affectionate and enthusiastic LoofLirpa (read backwards! )。

7. Cucumber was lovelorn and cried. Eggplant comforted her: Love is not only sweet, but also intoxicated, heartbroken and tearful. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

8, romantic chic is a handsome guy, who should be the big brother, the taxi driver is the brother, and the message reader is the pig.

9. My poor friend, why do you always do this? Dislocation? Hosting the funeral, you said: guests from afar please stay! Hosting the wedding, you sang: good flowers don't bloom often, good times don't often!

10, brain teaser: A pig crossed the road and was killed by a car. Why? I'm telling you, pigs don't turn sharply.

1 1, extra, now found the world's first pug reading text messages!

12. The happiest thing in life is that I can do what others can't. For example, I can call you a pig by texting, but you don't know who I am. Hahaha!

13, I wish you good health and die soon; Naive and lively, ha batch rub; All the best, take it out on your ass.

14, Part I: Look at the back, there are thousands of troops, and Part II: Turn your head to scare away all the waiting. Horizontal batch: my god!

15, are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

16, instructions for jumping off a building: leave a note on the sixth floor; Want to be disabled to the fifth floor; To be hospitalized to the fourth floor; Only scary to the third floor; Fight martial arts to the second floor; Please go to the first floor to watch the excitement.

17, a couple of * * * gave birth to eight children, followed by osmanthus, camellia, plum blossom, chrysanthemum, yellow flower, grass flower and wild flower, and the last one was called money-free flower.

18, a man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

19, today's four idiots: you can't hang yourself in love, you can't take medicine without illness or disaster, you can't sign a contract, and you giggle at your mobile phone!

20. April Fool's Day is here, sending text messages and friendship lists, and everyone watching is laughing; Clear heart, calm heart, success and pride accompany you; Brother Zhu, don't be silly. This message was sent incorrectly. Happy April Fool's Day, piggy.

2 1, do you want to stay in life? Stupid? Slowly, do or not do? Stupid? Force, what is life like? Stupid? Get water, today I mixed water to touch? Stupid? , finally found you this escape? Stupid? . Happy April Fool's Day!

22. A diner deliberately made things difficult for the store and ordered a scrambled egg with duck eggs. Just listen to the second chef shout: The guest officer who is reading mobile phone messages is an asshole. ?

23. Two cows are grazing. One of them said; ? Mad cow disease is very popular recently. We won't be infected, will we? The other end of the phone said; ? No, we are kangaroos. ? Already crazy!

24, the chicken calls the egg, the duck calls the duck egg, the explosion calls the bomb, the news is the asshole, angry is a fool, and laughing again is a big fool!

25, the sea! It's all water A good horse! It has four legs. It's silly to look at the mobile phone! He cracked his mouth.

26, freshman, rabbits don't eat grass beside the nest; Sophomore, good horses don't eat grass back; Junior year, there are plenty of fragrant grass in the end of the world; In senior three, the wind knows the grass.

27. If there were no flowers, spring would be lonely. If there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre. Without me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, Bunny would ask, "Who should I race with?"

28. Does the teacher test the students? Shit? How to write the words, the students forgot for a moment, so they had to say: it's on their lips, how can they not get out?

29. It's almost dawn ... but you should still be sleeping now ~ If I accidentally disturb you again ... I want to tell you sincerely ~ ~ I'm ... I'm embarrassed. ...

30. Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and fools read text messages.