English funny short messages

"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have some bad news," the doctor told his patient. "You only have six months to live."

For the next few minutes, the man just sat and said nothing.

"It is impossible for me to pay you during that time."

"Well," said the doctor, "nine months then.

One day, a priest was walking in the street when he noticed a very small boy trying to ring the doorbell of a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy work hard for a while, the priest approached the boy's position. He crossed the street smartly, walked behind the little guy, put his hand on the child's shoulder in a friendly way, leaned over and rang the doorbell. The priest squatted down to the height of the child, smiled kindly and asked, "What now, my little guy?" The boy replied, "now let's run!" "

One night, an elderly gentleman, accompanied by some people, was amused by a child's witty words and told people around him that witty children usually make stupid people. The child heard this and said to him, "Sir, you are very witty. There is no doubt that when you were young."