Humorous apology

1, sorry, I was just kidding. Please include any offense.

2. Surprise you! I just sent a text message. Why did you call last night?

I am happy when you are angry. Ha ha ha ha I am really happy! Don't be angry if you don't want to make me happy.

It's all my nonsense. Sorry, I won't talk nonsense anymore. Please forgive me!

I'm really sorry for the mistakes you made unintentionally when you were young and your hard search for so many years!

6. I really want to go with you to blow away the unhappiness I gave you, leaving only the happiness I gave you.

7. Baby, it's all my fault for making you sad. Forgive me and trust me. Call you when you have time!

8. The question you asked me that night, my answer was: "Sorry, I hope there is no future!"

9. Don't totally deny me because of this matter, and keep me at home for at least 60 years.

10, I don't want to hurt you, but it makes you more miserable. I wanted to make you happy, but I forgot to pay.

1 1, I finally realized the pain of burning all my internal organs, and I just hope that the feeling of falling off a cliff will end with a bang!

12, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

13, I was wrong! Jumping into the sea and being hit back by the waves shows that the queen mother has forgiven me. Do you still blame me?

14, do you really hate me that much? Is there no room for redemption? Tell me, maybe you will get a good result!

15, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up!

16, because of you, I feel that DD's fresh air doesn't care whether there is sunshine or not! You make my world beautiful!

17, it was my indifference that made that dress "fly", and it was my indifferent attitude last night that made you worse. I'm sorry!

18, I was wrong, I don't want to lose you, I don't want to lose the person who loves me the most, the person I love the most! Please forgive me!

19, wearing a cotton-padded jacket because of the cold weather; Because of the rain, the umbrella was propped up; I texted you because I was wrong. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

20, dare not face your eyes, I know I was wrong, you have a lot of adults, forgive me? The person who loves you deeply is repenting. ...

2 1, sorry to embarrass you. In fact, I just want to turn into a tear and hide it in your heart, and become a pain in your heart forever!

22. If a man can't be understood by a woman. Even if there is gold under your knee, so what. I knelt down 100% to make amends!

23. Dear: You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive!

24. I am an idiot I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

25. I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

26. I'm not angry with you anymore. An open-minded and respected person like me will certainly forgive me. Are you still mad at me?

27. Your performance makes me feel that my taste is very low! Maybe I am. I just found out today. Your image has shrunk!

28. forgive me I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

29. "Who deserves to die the most?" People like me deserve to die. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me and hate me, but don't ignore me.

30, please hit me, please scold me, don't torture me with feelings, just like a bug biting an apple, bite me to death! Baby, don't be angry!

3 1, please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

32. Maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still expect your understanding and concern!

33. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. The heart is broken for you and the song is sung for you. I just want to make you happy, I'm sorry!

34. Thank you! Thank you for not being lonely. Whenever loneliness covers me, you will come into my mind and say, I love you!

I didn't mean to hurt you. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change! Start accepting me again!

36. Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions!

37. Without you, I am like a fish out of water. Can an apology sober you up? Love is a happy thing. Can we swim together again?

Don't cry, baby. Your tears are my pearls. If I lose one, I will feel bad. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

39. Life is like a play. Don't lose your temper over a trifle. It is not easy for us to get together. It is not easy to fight to increase feelings.

40. The moon came, the sun left, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you.

4 1. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me.

42. You have forgotten that you are beautiful for a long time, but as long as you are in the cycle of generations, that is enough for me!

43, I have a kind of sadness, facing the sky, smirking in a daze; I am a little helpless, in front of you, but you turn a blind eye; I have a request, please forgive me and don't mention it again!

44. Honey, I almost didn't sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to use my actions to show that I want to seize the time and do a good job of "warmth". Forgive me!

45. Before, I thought it would take a lifetime of courage to break up with you, but today, I have to admit that living with you requires more courage.

46. If you are worried or sad because I love you, nothing can replace my guilt. I'm sorry, what should I do to you?

47. How can you stand disagreement and such a changeable mood? If you are careless, don't think too much and don't think too bad! I really love you!

I know it's my fault, which makes you angry again. But don't sentence me to death, I want revenge! I want to call you! Judge, open the door!

I'm sorry, I can't help thinking about you. I can't let myself forget you. I can't live without you in my heart, so I will continue to bother you.

I never want to upset you, but I am always careless. My intuition tells me that you are angry. If it is my fault, please relax and give a little forgiveness!

5 1. When I saw your pout when you lost your temper, I tried to bump into a tofu block and hang myself with a snot, but all failed. Now I am waiting for you to deal with me.

52. I can't sleep at night. I can't sleep well because of your pouting mouth. I kissed its mouth at midnight and told it: I was wrong. Did you hear that?

You forget that there is no beautiful you in eternity, but as long as you are in the cycle of life and death, that is enough for me!

54. The wind blows to the north, because the north has seasonal expectations; I chase the north, because the north has my expectations; What are you flying north for? Is it my fault?

55. Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger vanished. This is true intimacy, and nothing can cut off our love for each other.

56, adults calm down! It's all my fault that the little one made a mistake and caused so much pain to the adults. This is my grief, and I will try my best to make adults laugh happily!

I'm sorry, I really don't want to hurt you. No one wants today's situation to happen Since everyone is unhappy, let's be ordinary friends!

58. Right or wrong, I want to say sorry on this beautiful day. If our acquaintance in the vast sea of people is the fate arranged by heaven, let's start from the beginning.

59, the dream has flown, the heart has been broken, and you need to face it yourself when you do something wrong; Smoky, hard to get drunk for a long time, regret being confused for a while. Dear, please accept my sincere guilt!

60. The dream we weave together, the love we create, don't give up because of a contradiction. Believe me, I didn't mean to make you angry. Give me another chance to prove that I love you!

6 1, honey, I won't hit you, this is not love; I won't scold you; Scold is not love. If there are occasional contradictions and quarrels, it is normal; If I hurt you, I will.

62. Good wife, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. If I have to make up for it, I am willing to give my life. As long as you are happy, let's forget the past and start over, ok, wife?

63. I miss your smile. Your slight smile makes my heart beat wildly in an instant. I miss your company, my mouth bends upward, and my happiness comes instantly. Honey, I'm sorry, forgive me!

64. I'm really bad. I'm a hooligan because of my impulsiveness. I should have scolded, because I didn't listen to you. Honey, I'm sorry. Please don't be angry again, okay?

Honey, you should always pay attention. I will appear in front of you at any time with a flying carpet, with your favorite chocolate, which contains my apologies and the sweetness of love, and say sorry to you!

66. Holding your hand, I miss your tenderness. In the past, it was all my fault Your forgiveness is my greatest happiness. I hope your heart will be reopened for me. Dear, please forgive me!

67. There is a dormant period after volcanic eruption, a buffer period after braking, and a reflection period after quarreling. Reflection conclusion: I have a bad temper. I will make a good transformation in the future and give a smiling face!

68. I didn't mean to embarrass you, just because I loved you too willingly and ignored those little moments, which caused you a little regret. I think what can be proved is time; Love your new music!

69. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I love you wholeheartedly, and I'm going to spend the night with my nose tonight.

70. Give me a hug and don't make me suffer; Indulge in the beauty of the night and your charm; Miss the taste of kissing, passion is like poison. Begging for your love, please smile at me quickly!

7 1, I'm sorry, I broke your heart, please forgive me, I will love you all my life as compensation! My mobile phone is always on for you. If you forgive me, you can always contact me.

72. Unintentional mistakes make you unhappy; It was an accident, please forgive me; Inner regret, sincere apology; I hope you can accept it and give me a chance. Sorry, forgive my mistake, come back to me, don't be angry!

73. The scorching sun is unbearable, the climate is changeable, and the mood is very bad. God is angry, I hope you can be patient and have a bad temper. Please be sure to tolerate me! Forgive me, dear, I have made it up to you!

74. I apologize for not asking your permission. I have a crush on you for two years. To express my apologies, please accept my roses and wear that ring if you don't mind.

75. Ignore me. My heart is so sad. Ignore me. My body is tortured. Ignore me, the regrets around me. Ignore me. I love you the most. Please forgive me and ignore me.

76. I am always impulsive, and the result makes you angry; I always make you angry, and my heart hurts more. Without you, I can't see the warmth of the sun. Forgive my mistakes, and I will cherish you more.

77. I want to find a reason to pay for my mistakes; I want to find an excuse to apologize for my clumsiness; I want to send a short message and pray for your understanding. Let's forget the past and start over, shall we?

78. Our meeting was warm, we understood each other sincerely, and we cherished each other intimately. If there is an occasional conflict, it is absolutely unintentional. My concern for you is warm, and my apology is sincere!

79. Excuse me! I'm terribly sorry, forgive me! No? Then give me a kiss! Can't you? Ok, ok, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, ok? I'll give it to you. You can call me or scold me.

80. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

8 1, I will call for sleeping feelings with sincerity and let love be reborn in persistence; I will wait for your life with my life, and let time prove that I love my life. Please give me another chance to awaken your love!

82. I'm sorry, I'm a mean person, a shameless person, a slow and stupid person, but I don't know what's going on ... well, forgive me for using all the bad words on myself.

83. Fools make people sad, but smart people make people happy. I did something stupid once, which actually made the person I love the most sad. I want to turn over a new leaf, be a smart person, pray for the forgiveness of the people I love most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins.

84. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.

85. Every time I see you, I feel very happy, excited, happy and at a loss, so I am always impulsive. Now that you are not around, I calm down and realize my mistake. I was wrong, will you forgive me?

86. My carelessness led me into the sad forest and walked on the street with beautiful shadows. My heart is full of sadness. Please look at my panicked eyes, forgive me and send me a message to say hello! Please.

87. The latest news was released by UNESCO. Because I made you angry, I was specially ordered to apologize to you. I swear with my life that such a thing will not happen again. Dear, give me a chance to turn over a new leaf!

88. Give me a happy mood and let me learn to smile; Give me an extension of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; Give me a quiet mind and let me learn to be safe; Give me a message, let me no longer be indifferent; Life without you is just upset.

89. I can't bear to leave your kindness to me. I can't bear to part with my love for you, my memories of the past and my thoughts of the present, my little past and the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me.

90. I adjusted my mind, breathed slowly, stood behind you calmly, carefully reached into my bag, took out my mobile phone and sent you a short message. I know I was wrong, forgive me, and I will firmly thunder and lightning again in the future! Forgive me!

9 1, a kitchen knife, a pair of handcuffs, a rope, a bottle of poison, a murder weapon, no matter when you choose, as long as you are happy, as long as you are angry, give your life to accompany a gentleman, loyal and sincere, all say that you are kind-hearted, kind and tolerant, and will not dispute with me, which will stain your smart brain.