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Why did I sell my Apple phone to buy a hammer? I finally understand it's because of it. ...

I am not a strict fruit powder, nor am I a hammer powder. I'm not a black apple or a hammer, I'm a poor little transparent.

I wrote a share a few days ago and got some responses from my friends. Among them, I was surprised that there were several comments about my mobile phone-Hammer Nut pro. Hammer seems to make me get more attention, or make others think I'm a little different.

I recall the reason why I bought the hammer nut pro. I was neither a hammer powder nor a Lao Luo powder before, but I always liked copywriting.

I thought about it for a long time. Why?

Because of looks? There are so many beautiful mobile phones.

Because of function? I use less than one-tenth of the functions.

Because of the feel? To be honest, the edge feels a little lost.

What is the reason? What's it like to be a girl with a hammer and a mobile phone? I thought for a long time, and when I saw this word, I was awakened in an instant!

Mom is cool, which means not only mom, but also cool. It's so cool, or so cool.

I thought for a moment and compared these concepts with several characters.

To put it simply, the feeling that Niang Cool gives me is a mixture of girlish feeling and neutral wind. It's easy to understand in fashion, so how can I resist the coolness created by the hammer?

Let's talk about mom first

The "Niang" here is either used to describe the "Niang" of a very girly boy or represents female characteristics.

At first glance, I saw the Burgundy version of Nut Pro-so beautiful and coquettish.

This copy is used to describe a woman who has no sense of disobedience. At the same time, slim and fleshy is not the pursuit of many girls? Male compatriots don't even like such a beautiful girl ~ when I think of Burgundy, all the scenes that come to mind are magnesium and aluminum. After all, red wine and beautiful women are a perfect match.

Not to mention the new chocolate version. Too beautiful, too noble, too elegant, too ... (sorry, poor words)

Chocolate and roses should always occupy the top spot of straight men's favorite gifts for girls. When I saw the photos below, it was really hard not to associate chocolate with beautiful women, especially the goddess Tang Wei, who completely caught my eye. .......

Let's take a look at the light gold version. When I saw the unpacking photos taken by Hammer Friends, my mind was full of words like fresh and free from vulgarity, muddy but not dirty, and fairy coming down to earth. ......

Hammer mobile phones are feminine, and girls who use hammers must be beautiful (for example, I (? . ? ))

Besides, cool.

What is cool? Next, I'm going to quote Professor Li's statement about "cool" without shame.

If a brand wants to be cool, what it needs to do is not to follow some unreasonable social conventions. Users' views on brand coolness are:

Break unreasonable routine > obey reasonable routine > obey unreasonable routine > break reasonable routine.

Professor Li listed several figures to distinguish these four concepts:

What if it is put into the mobile phone industry? Since the discussion is about the coolness of hammer mobile phones to female users, I would like to take women's use of mobile phones as an example.

1. Break the reasonable routine: use PHS.

We have entered the era of intelligence, and smart phones have been widely accepted by the public. Grandma in her 70 s will use WeChat and my videos. In fact, smart phones greatly facilitate our work, entertainment, social life, so using smart phones should be a reasonable routine.

If you still insist on using PHS, which can only make phone calls and send text messages, your office and communication may be affected. There is nothing wrong, but it does not conform to the status quo and the default agreement.

2. Obey the unreasonable routine: Xiaomi mobile phone

When Xiaomi's mobile phone first came out, it was cheap mobile phone positioning, benefiting the people. Xiaomi is considered as a diaosi machine by many people. But now Xiaomi has started to make high-end series both in model and technology, which is full of sense of science and technology, so Xiaomi is a diaosi machine, which is an unreasonable routine.

If a woman chooses a cost-effective millet phone because she has no money to buy a more expensive one, then she is taking an unreasonable routine.

(ps: I hope a friend can tell me who the little sister in the picture is. I like ...)

3. Follow a reasonable routine: Meitu mobile phone

It is reasonable and normal for female users to take selfies, love beauty and love the beauty in girls' hearts, and Meitu mobile phone can just meet the needs of the series. Therefore, it is reasonable and routine to use Mito mobile phone.

4. break the unreasonable routine: hammer nut pro

Hammer mobile phone-a hard-sounding mobile phone, has to be associated with tools and craftsmen.

Usually, men use hammer tools and play the role of craftsmen by default, while women use embroidery needles to do needlework. But don't forget that the Monkey King's embroidered needle hidden in his ear may become an anchor needle guarding the East China Sea at any time. If a woman is threatening, hehe.

If women choose to use a hammer mobile phone now, it is equivalent to women picking up a hammer to go to work, breaking the unreasonable routine. And breaking the unreasonable routine brings us the strongest psychological feeling is cool.

Finally, I said mom was cool.

For a long time, we called beautiful female stars without connotative acting as vases, so the intuitive reaction that beauty usually brings is superficial and lack of strength. This is an unreasonable routine.

Who says there is no woman who combines appearance and talent? (slapping)

What is the most representative copy of the nut series?

What does the phrase "too beautiful to be powerful" tell us?

1. Is it beautiful? This is a powerful school.

Then this sentence breaks the unreasonable agreement: beautiful = no strength.

Let's deduce the formula:

Beauty = mother

Breaking unreasonable conventions = cool

Nut pro= too beautiful to be strong

All in all,

Nut pro= too beautiful not like strength = too beautiful not like strength = too stupid not to break unreasonable rules = too cool.

Why should I sell my Apple phone to buy a hammer? Conclusion:

1. I like cool girls, just give me the hammer nut pro.

2. Poor, can only have a mobile phone at the same time;

I want to be a lady, but I have a runaway wild horse in my heart;

I want to be a woman, but I still need a boyfriend after all.

Niang Ku, a style drifting between fairy power and boyfriend, may become the freestyle that more girls want.

Do you have freestyle?

I have a hammer, hahahahahahaha. ......

The above content is purely a whimsy that can't sleep at night. Every time I think about not buying wine red, I feel so angry.

Let's share a short story about buying nut pro: I woke up at five in the morning, brushed my circle of friends in the mist and found a new hammer. At that time, I thought wow was too beautiful, but I was too sleepy to sleep.

After getting up at 8 o'clock, I looked at the product map again. Wow, it's still so beautiful. So the idea of buying a mobile phone came into being. I immediately opened JD.COM and found that my favorite burgundy version was out of stock. I sent a ticket circle and cried.

But I haven't given up yet, and I still want to buy it. It took about five minutes to decide whether to buy it or not. I bought it, so I immediately borrowed money from my classmates, and then I began to brush JD.COM, drew a red line version, and placed an order immediately. It took about half an hour.

Then I opened the salted fish and sold the Apple mobile phone (poor female college student ...). Within 10 minutes after the release, bidders flocked to pick the highest bidder, handed in the manuscript at noon and resold it.

It took about 24 hours to receive a new mobile phone the next morning, from deciding to buy it to selling it. Thanks to the logistics of a certain east.

If you want something, go after it. Don't hesitate and don't regret.